[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

What happens when one is "restrained"?

Can I just not walk around? Do I still have actions?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Alright, alright.

Edited, again

FELIPE NO

The wiki says it'll do 1d8+4 damage.

So, with your -1 to attack rolls, 4 damage.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Did we ever find out what was in the central silver bowl? Would that knowledge even be of any benefit?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Don't think anybody particularly bothered to look at it.

And what exactly does it take to check this in the midst of battle? Free/minor/standard action? How close would I have to get?

Not that I'm trying to make it a priority, but if Soggy can figure it out as he runs by I figure it couldn't hurt to know.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You're welcome, bitches.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Saving throws happen at the end of every turn.

EDIT: well never mind

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So he doesn't care for little kids, so what. I DID SATAN A FAVOR. COME PAY ME BACK, BUDDY.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

They're pretty much square by my reckoning, if you assume a market rate of two sacrifices per ass-saving.

Are you saying this would work if I promise to kill some innocents later?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Satan wins again ~

FELIPE NO

Well, it's not really that. I mean, it's a character that was already in the dungeon, that I entered into business with on a previous occasion. It's not like Kord came down and squished the villains into crumbs.

Motsognir totally would have sacrificed some more kids to make up for it, in any case.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The Kord example isn't important. My point was it's not 'deus ex machina' to bring back a character who was in the story earlier, like the Reaper was. That would be to introduce a completely new character out of the blue. This is a pretty silly thing to argue about, though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I am sickeningly aware of that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alright, that's it, start fluffing my pillows.

Let's have me sit on Args' shoulders, and just fuse both characters into one massive, horrifying Thunderdome reference.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I don't give a shit how that lug dies so long as I can take back all the gear he stole from me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Guys, I found some new scans that might help motivate everyone to get the game moving along at a brisker pace:

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Are the cannons loaded already?

Would a flame burst fire a cannon if it was loaded?

FELIPE NO

How many turns would it take for Soggy to climb that pole, if he's climbing as fast as he can?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Alright, loading and firing a cannon: what kind of actions are we looking at for that?

Can I do it in one turn? Loading as a minor and firing as a standard?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll climb up the goddam pole as soon as LeHah stops imagining the boat is a jungle gym and gets these puffy shirts off my back.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That magic whore would have been the one falling thirty feet had that magical axe o' mine connected.

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This free online character alignment quiz suggests that Motsognir is Neutral Evil, or, as it goes on to say, "true evil".

I don't think this quiz allows for clumsiness or general idiocy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

My rolls are both fine after adding my skill bonuses, fyi.

I was speaking idiomatically.

With my axe power, it notes specifically that the push is "in any direction", so I would expect without that denotation it would just be straight forward.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?