[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

There's a bunch of stuff I'd retrain on Gabe given the opportunity. Especially his stats. But we have what we have. And I do love his character.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shin

Gosh, another human fighter. What a well rounded and diverse bunch we are.

Sir, YOU will be following MY lead.

:trips on garbage can, falls down stairs:

Originally Posted by Pangalin

(and you actually filled in Personality and Mannerisms, which is like a shiny gift to me)

I had hoped that the profile picture was amusing as well.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

I had hoped that the profile picture was amusing as well.

Oh, you had a picture picked out? It just used the default BLARGH I AM A DRAGON fighter class portrait on my end, it doesn't include custom portraits in the dnd4e packages for some reason.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, when you transfer a character creator invented char from one comp to the other, it doesn't keep the photo. You need to send it separately and then reattach it.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'd like everyone to know that, having taken two months longer than anyone else to pick out a background, Deni still failed at it.

East Rift background grants +2 to Dungeoneering, not Endurance.

FELIPE NO

I like how I already have my background and pretty much had it in place BEFORE Pang implemented it.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Shin

I just want someone to join as a bard and post only in rhyming couplets.

So you want Etrigan as a party member? That'd be fucking awesome.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Alright, LeHah, here's your character wiki:

Delic Swagger - GFF D&D Wiki

(the token portrait is a bit of a placeholder until I should find something more appropriately Profionesque)

For the rest of you, Delic will be dropping into the party whenever you wrap up Hargast and get back to Freeport — unless you intend to spend a prolonged amount of time remaining in the tomb for some reason.

I remind some of you — you know who you are — that not being in a battle is not an excuse to sit on your ass and let Shin do everything.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Aww... I was hoping his last name would be Ious.

Edit:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I built a tempest fighter half-orc once. Motherfucker was -scary-.

I think my most terrifying creation is my half-orc ruthless ruffian rogue. Backstabs people with a mace, adds strength mod to most melee damage, and gains rattling keyword on most melee attacks.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

(the token portrait is a bit of a placeholder until I should find something more appropriately Profionesque)

Damn, I had hoped the goofy singing pose would win even you over.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Check Deni's post, Lehah. Pang probably never got the picture, so you'll have to send it to him.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No, he PMed it to me. It is, indeed, silly as hell, but I prefer not to use photographic images for tokens if I can avoid it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll percentage of jailhouse gay

He could always make it his avatar here, like Shin did with the original Scary Bob.

Then bob became a girl and things got awkward.

edit: holy jailhouse batman

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We'll get you back lurker, don't worry. Matter of time til we kill Bob.

FELIPE NO

It's amazing Bob has lived as long as he has, considering how good some of the Horde's "defenders" are at defending him.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I had no idea how to build a paladin when we started. If I could start him over, he'd be way more durable and happy to let bad guys hit him rather than Bob.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I am surprised no one has looted Argumentus' 72-gp war pick of frost

Most amazing jew boots

Yeah, you'd think they'd want to get something out of that, since pretty much the entire reward for the Crusader adventure went into buying the damn thing.

(well, also Brigid got a magic knife; they didn't loot that off her body either)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What body

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I figured they (excepting Bob (who's a prick ())) had respect for the dead.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Did you miss the part where the paladin stabbed the fuck out of the corpse "just to make sure it wasn't going to move?"

FELIPE NO

Paladins walk a thin line between respecting the dead and kicking the shit out of the ones that don't know how to stay dead.

It is a narrow balance, and we cannot judge those who stumble

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That's why we follow Kord. He doesn't give a shit who we rough up, so long as we rough someone up.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alright, LeHah, you're "live", so to speak. Hope my introduction didn't mis-characterize Delic too badly.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Guys, I found some new scans that might help motivate everyone to get the game moving along at a brisker pace:

Send big files the easy way. Files too large for email attachments? No problem!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.