[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I'm waiting with baited breath. Will Soggy ever walk again?

Let the newbies carry him around in a sedan chair.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zerg, I appreciate your roleplaying. I honestly do.

But you need to tell me what the fuck you're actually trying to do, "squeezing the piglet" just seems like an unfortunate euphemism.

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It's a dangerous world, and there's no room for dead weights on sedan chairs.

Why, I bet in Brigid's day, the weak and paralyzed are left to their own devices, so as not to burden the living. Nature is a harsh mistress, but such is the circle of life.

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Pang, Arg is grabbing the gnome and restraining him, in a crushing bearhug of course. My intention is to damage AND make the slimy little boss more susceptible to attacks...

(I guess I should be more specific eh? During the last turn, I intended him to carry off Lissa, while dragging Mots to the other room by his beard )

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Pang, didn't VV teleport to the ladder or something, based on your account?

That's within five squares of Argy ._.

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Eh, that Gnome is history and I doubt I'm getting another turn as Arg. It's been fun butting into the Horde for a while. Pang should just assume control and write him out any way he sees fit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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I'm waiting with baited breath. Will Soggy ever walk again?

Let the newbies carry him around in a sedan chair.

Is LeHah going to play a burly Arab then?



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright, that's it, start fluffing my pillows.

Let's have me sit on Args' shoulders, and just fuse both characters into one massive, horrifying Thunderdome reference.

I was speaking idiomatically.

knk, the fight is over

the immobile condition automatically ended when the fight did

your long nightmare is at an end

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Alright, that's it, start fluffing my pillows.

Let's have me sit on Args' shoulders, and just fuse both characters into one massive, horrifying Thunderdome reference.

Could he not eat you then have you push through his stomach in some sort of hideous Total Recall reference?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yes he can!

With the battle over, I see no point in my continued control of Argumentus. You folks go ahead and give him the glorious sendoff he deserves

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Have him punch another minotaur in the face. Really hard.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I was thinking he could roast the DoomSayer Cow in that room with the fire and ice, while using Hargastus' tomb as a recliner, but I'm sure the horde can come up with something funnier.

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I don't give a shit how that lug dies so long as I can take back all the gear he stole from me.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think we should sacrifice him on that handy altar in the next room and all gain enough divine experience to hit epic tier, thereby making fights with insects or gnomes a bit easier.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You are getting some farmland out of this. You could literally put him out to pasture.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Or we could pasteurize him. Get it? Play on wor- No?

FELIPE NO

As long as it has something to do with cows I'm happy. Make him a dairy farmer.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Or rape him with a cow.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Where did all this intra-party hostility come from

No rush anyways, I'm still waiting to hear back from LeHah about his PC

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There is only love (of cow rape).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sorry about my slow reply. I downloaded the PC generator but I've been house-sitting and am only returning home tonight. Will do this first thing.

Pang, if you have any suggestions to a class that will help "balance" the party, let me hear them.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, if you're offering, the party kind of needs a striker.

(Ranger, Rogue, Barbarian, Warlock, Avenger, or Sorcerer)

Strikers put out the most damage, and as such the lack of one leads to these long-ass battles where it takes forever to put anything down. The party ends up soaking up a lot more hurt than they can put out.

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Also, Deni, I am still waiting on that background

I was speaking idiomatically.

Jesus, right. Forgotten Realms stuff in play?

Also, I'm currently playing a table top game, and our party has a Goliath Barbarian and an Elven Archer Ranger. Both are killing machines.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, any of the general, FR, or Dragon backgrounds are fine, just don't use the Scales of War backgrounds. They pile on a bunch of extra crap.

FELIPE NO

I know. Scales is bloody crazy.

East Rift. Our boy spent his youth amongst the gold dwarves, fighting off the drow and other monsters.

Knows Deep Speech, +2 to Endurance.

Gabriel was born just following the collapse of the rift into the Underdark. Raised in the city of Delzimmer, he was witness to an endless stream of horrors climbing from the depths neighbouring the formerly great city. As all Gold Dwarves, he values strength and perseverance while shunning weakness. His eventual departure from the plains of the Shaar Desolation came about largely due to the death of his brothers in battle with the Drow. Gritting his teeth he set out to gain his strength in the service of Kord before returning to maliciously end the fools that plagued his home.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Gonna have to say that Skills' background was better. Didn't he give you +2 Intimidate and all?

also in the interest in doing stupid shit, I propose that LeHah play a pacifist character. Maybe something in the line of farmer or herbalist?

Jam it back in, in the dark.