[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

If you sprint, you move at your speed +2, so you could go 7 squares.


sooo does anyone want to be Guest DM for a week?

No?

Okay

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This fight's not going to last much longer at this rate and I'm sure none of us would begrudge you a week off for GFF NE Playing-video-games-somewhere-other-than-your-parent's-house week.

FELIPE NO

Ahahah, by no means was I volunteering to continue during the meet, I was just half-hoping someone else would pick up the slack so I didn't have to perform CPR on the game when I come back.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

i'd do it if I knew D&D. But I don't.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'd do it, but I don't know rules, so I'd just do stupid stuff like create an annoying Jar Jar Binks character and scare away the PCs. Also, my prose is nowhere near as entertaining as Pang's. Too many adjectives.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Pang, are there any rules in place for targetting specific parts of someone's body with an arrow, so as to make them fall off a mast for example?

Also, I applaud LeHah's continued attempts at rope swinging and other nonsense like that, given he's probably the only party member with a lower acrobatics skill than Bob.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I could attempt to DM up until the end of June (i'm not sure when the meet is, haven't been keeping up with it). Unfortunately I don't have any physical materials so I've only got what Pang gives me.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pang's back now Hawkeye!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Meet's over, son. Pang is back and doing his thang.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ah. oops.

I haven't been online much in a couple of weeks, and it's far too early in the morning to notice silly things like postdates.

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Originally Posted by Shin

Pang, are there any rules in place for targetting specific parts of someone's body with an arrow

Alas, no.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That magic whore would have been the one falling thirty feet had that magical axe o' mine connected.

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Maybe LeHah had the best idea chopping the mast down after all.

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Someone needs to cover for Deni until he gets his act together again, please.

That's two strikes.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's my turn?

Fuck, I've been sitting her mentally chastising whoever hadn't gone yet. >8(

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I really like the idea of making a kenku cleric, but I wonder if that might make me too squishy. I'd like to think the sneak skill would offset some of the aggro I might receive as healer, though.

Plus, the chances of a neutral good kenku cleric would be one in a million if the outside articles have anything to say about it.

This would give me the opportunity to name myself Chaka-kan, however, which is awesome.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The chances of Neutral Good anything are nil

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So what if someone were to ACT as if they were chaotic neutral, even though the alignments don't mean anything anymore?

FELIPE NO

They would irritate pretty much every NPC they encountered and would live lives of endless blood-soaked mayhem as a result of being completely unable to integrate into normal society

So business as usual in the Horde mostly

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Bob's pretty much Chaotic Neutral already. He doesn't necessarily mean to be, he just has a hard time fitting in.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This free online character alignment quiz suggests that Motsognir is Neutral Evil, or, as it goes on to say, "true evil".

I don't think this quiz allows for clumsiness or general idiocy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I am typing LeHah's name in this post so he will notice that we are waiting on him

Bloop

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll Does it suck

It'd suck to have the boy suddenly disappear after one fight.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Jesus Christ, I'm typing, I'm typing!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Now that Soggy's made it to the top of the rope, it'd be really rude of him not to drop a People's Elbow on the mage.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?