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Coke Whore Lohan Caught Again
No surprise to anyone, but hopefully this will result in several female prison exploitation movies with porn stars named something like Lizzy Lowhands or something. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
This blows my fucking mind.
How is it that after coke possession, MULTIPLE DUIs, and crashing into shit, she's still not in fucking prison. It's not like she has a fucking career to worry about while getting gang-raped by broomsticks in the slammer. Goddamn, I wish someone would do something about this shit. It's frustrating as all hell to know that if you're a celebrity, you don't have to pay the consequences of any of your actions. It sets an even WORSE example for idiot Americans who think that this is actually how it works in the US legal system. LOCK. THE. BITCH. UP. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Wow, what a bitch. This is like Paris Hilton Reloaded. Good lord, Lindsay, are you retarded!
As in other news, her even more retarded boyfriend, Calum Best, left her because "now that she's not doing drugs anymore, she's pretty much useless" to him. He wants to party, and that includes sex, drugs and alcohol. You see, if you're living with a faggot like that, you really should start to think about what exactly went wrong. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Quickest "hot to whore" transition in Hollywood history.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Not to say I blame the parents...but fuck.
I have not seen two creepier fucking celebrity parents since Jon Benay Ramsey's folks. (or however you spell her name.) I wouldn't be surprised if she got the coke from them, honestly. How ya doing, buddy? |
Bitch hasn't been "hot" since she was jail bait. I'm with Devo and her Dad - the three of these brain dead beauties should get really fucking drunk, snort a shitload of angel dust, and go for a nice drive off a cliff. FELIPE NO |
Great part is the fact that IS exactly what all the cool Jap girls are doing. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Give it about two-three years, she'll be on VH1's Surreal Life.
It's funny how only three weeks ago, a papparazi caught her on video in the hamptons or some shit with her saying "Don't drink and drive, i'm sober now", and low and behold, she's being a hypocrite. It makes you think though, perhaps being a celebrity or actor isn't such a good idea, considering it fucks you up one way or another. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Only if you're a complete idiot. Not all stars become alcoholic jailbirds!
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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What I gotta laugh at is the fact that she said "It's not mine"
how did she get the drugs in her pocket? If someone slipped it into her pocket, she must be some drunk not to notice... Lohan claims drugs 'not mine' following arrest What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I've got drugs, in me pocket, and I don't know what to do with thee-em!
*dances* FELIPE NO |
What a dumb bitch. I hope the next time she does this she hits a pole and dies.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I can only think Parent Trap and I am greatly saddened.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Ok, she's a dumb bitch and all, but Jesus you guys. I really don't wish fucking death upon her...
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
It may be a bit extreme, but drunk driving pisses me off like nothing else. If you want to put yourself in danger, fine. But don't put everyone else on the road in danger.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I feel really sorry for her; it must suck to be a failure at 21 (or however old she is). I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Who is John Galt?
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
I've been a heavy drinker in my life, and I've smoked dope plenty of times in the past, but at least I had the decency to not get behind a wheel while I was doing it. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
He who seeks death shall find it Also, didn't you guys read? The coke wasn't even hers. She was holding it for a friend. Or holding the pants for her friend. Or wearing them for her. Or something. FELIPE NO |
....aren't you? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
River Phoenix is an exception, not a rule. Jam it back in, in the dark. |