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I poked it and it made a sad sound · Jul 27, 2007, 11:00 AM

That depends. How many child stars burned themselves out in the same way? Linda Blair, Dana Plato, David Cassidy and Corey Feldman all had serious drug problems and all have survived to some degree or another. (Plato commited suicide years after the fact, even after making porn, so thats rather unrelated).

River Phoenix is an exception, not a rule.

Drugs are one thing. Go nuts, do as many drugs as you like. You can always recover. I don't really give a shit if people want to fill their bodies up with toxic shit. That's their business, not mine.

DUIs are a whole new ball game. You get behind that wheel drunk and you decide to go for a spin, you're taking a MUCH bigger risk. Let's not even consider how much worse it could be when you accidentally kill someone upon killing yourself when hitting a goddamned wall.

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Bradylama · Local time: Jul 27, 2007, 01:00 PM

Lohan stopped being hot when she lost the tits.

I am laughing at Devo and her dad for the constant endangerment they face at the hands of celebs.

They're gonna release Nick Nolte like Godzilla on your asses.

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Shorty · Local time: Jul 27, 2007, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Devoxycontin

I'm not in LA thank god. I'd feel worried about the Socal people like shorty.

Eh, it's why I do the smart thing and stay the HELL away from those expensive places like Santa Monica, Hollywood and Rodeo Drive, etc. etc. etc. (Why in Salem's hell would I want to spend 30 minutes on the 405N sitting there on a 10 mile drive and then sit there for another 20 minutes trying to get off the 10 (oh god), just to spend a fuckload of money and waste gas and endanger my life being in proximity of the likes of Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton, is beyond me.)

I live in very safe, Boring Sub-urbs Torrance. Our Police force is ANAL as fuck so it helps keep all the race-maniacs and those rice-burner crazed-out car owners away too.

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Divest · 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Devoxycontin

Every outting we have to avoid someone who can't stay in their lane or blows stop signs.

So that's why you people never leave the house.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Jul 27, 2007, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

DUIs are a whole new ball game.

Montgomery Clift, who was a raging alcholic in his life, drove from Elizabeth Taylor's house drunk, went over an embankment at high speed, down a hill and shoved his car into a tree. When Taylor and Michael Wilding showed up, Wilding had to stick his fingers down Clift's throat because he was choking on his own front teeth. He had to have reconstructive surgery

Clift went on to get another Oscar nomination and two big hits (Judgment at Nuremberg and Frued). Even though his life was called the "longest suicide in Hollywood", he still had a career. Not everyone and everything dies in a DUI, after all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?