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Coke Whore Lohan Caught Again

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Lohan Booked for DUI/Cocaine Possession

The Associated Press is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was arrested a block away from the Santa Monica Police Department early this morning on two misdemeanor charges of suspicion of driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license, and two felony charges of possession of cocaine.
According to the AP, authorities received a call around 1:30 a.m. from the mother of the former personal assistant of Lohan who was traveling in a black Cadillac Escalade SUV. The mother reported that they were being chased by a white Denali SUV, apparently unaware that it was Lohan who was pursuing them. The personal assistant had quit her position with Lohan several hours before.

Police encountered both SUVs, and two people in a "heated debate," in the Santa Monica Civic Center parking lot, recognizing the driver of the Denali as Lohan. Lohan failed a standard field sobriety test (after reportedly refusing to take the Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device -- California's Breathalyzer -- used to determine alcohol levels in the bloodstream). According to the AP during pre-booking, cocaine was reportedly found in one of Lohan's pants pockets. A breath test was subsequently conducted revealing Lohan's blood alcohol to be between .12 percent and .13 percent. California's legal limit is 0.08 percent.

Just last week Lohan had turned herself into police to face drunk driving charges for a May 26th incident where she lost control of her Mercedes SL-65 and crashed into a curb on Sunset Boulevard. Lohan fled the scene, getting into a second car, which took her to a hospital in Century City for minor injuries, where police tracked her down. Her blood alcohol level was above the legal limit then as well and she still faces a hit-and-run misdemeanor charge in that case.

Lohan then spent most of June in Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility. She checked out less than two weeks ago on July 13th outfitted with an alcohol-monitoring bracelet. It was unclear whether Lohan was wearing her bracelet at the time of her arrest this morning.

The June stint at Promises was Lohan's second acknowledged visit to a drug and alcohol treatment center; the last took place in January.

Lohan was later released Tuesday morning on $25,000 bail.

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No surprise to anyone, but hopefully this will result in several female prison exploitation movies with porn stars named something like Lizzy Lowhands or something.

This blows my fucking mind.

How is it that after coke possession, MULTIPLE DUIs, and crashing into shit, she's still not in fucking prison. It's not like she has a fucking career to worry about while getting gang-raped by broomsticks in the slammer.

Goddamn, I wish someone would do something about this shit. It's frustrating as all hell to know that if you're a celebrity, you don't have to pay the consequences of any of your actions. It sets an even WORSE example for idiot Americans who think that this is actually how it works in the US legal system.

LOCK. THE. BITCH. UP.

Wow, what a bitch. This is like Paris Hilton Reloaded. Good lord, Lindsay, are you retarded!

As in other news, her even more retarded boyfriend, Calum Best, left her because "now that she's not doing drugs anymore, she's pretty much useless" to him. He wants to party, and that includes sex, drugs and alcohol. You see, if you're living with a faggot like that, you really should start to think about what exactly went wrong.

Quickest "hot to whore" transition in Hollywood history.

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Originally Posted by Devoxycontin (Post 478006)

So much for rehab though, since apparently she's still doing drugs. I'm not surprised though, the tabloids showed her out every other day doing something rather than being in rehab. At this point the question is, will she have to kill someone before she lands in prison? Because honestly she's a fucking danger to everyone out in public, fucking DUI coked up bitch.

Yeah, that's why as a matter of fact, this faggot can come back to her now.

Not to say I blame the parents...but fuck.

I have not seen two creepier fucking celebrity parents since Jon Benay Ramsey's folks. (or however you spell her name.)

I wouldn't be surprised if she got the coke from them, honestly.

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Originally Posted by The Dopefish (Post 478007)

Quickest "hot to whore" transition in Hollywood history.

Who are you kidding.

Bitch hasn't been "hot" since she was jail bait.

I'm with Devo and her Dad - the three of these brain dead beauties should get really fucking drunk, snort a shitload of angel dust, and go for a nice drive off a cliff.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 478028)

Actually just take them to Japan, take them down to the subway. Tell them that jumping out in front of a train is what all the 'cool' kids are doing there in that country, and watch as hilarity ensues.

Great part is the fact that IS exactly what all the cool Jap girls are doing.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 478028)

I'm with Devo and her Dad - the three of these brain dead beauties should get really fucking drunk, snort a shitload of angel dust, and go for a nice drive off a cliff.

I just want her to make a couple of hardcore porn movies before she dies. According to the guy who played FES on That 70s Show while on Howard Stern, Lohan likes the butt love. (His insinuation - he said he dated a girl that was into it and had recently broken up with her)

Give it about two-three years, she'll be on VH1's Surreal Life.

It's funny how only three weeks ago, a papparazi caught her on video in the hamptons or some shit with her saying "Don't drink and drive, i'm sober now", and low and behold, she's being a hypocrite.

It makes you think though, perhaps being a celebrity or actor isn't such a good idea, considering it fucks you up one way or another.

Only if you're a complete idiot. Not all stars become alcoholic jailbirds!

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Originally Posted by Karasu (Post 478058)

and low and behold, she's being a hypocrite.

She's a hypocrite because she drove drunk before saying this, not because she was caught afterward. You're getting the order mixed up.

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Originally Posted by Capo (Post 478059)

Only if you're a complete idiot. Not all stars become alcoholic jailbirds!

That's true. Not all of them. But if you're a star, there's a significantly higher possibility that you become a crackhead compared to when you're a nobody.

What I gotta laugh at is the fact that she said "It's not mine"
how did she get the drugs in her pocket? If someone slipped it into her pocket, she must be some drunk not to notice...

Lohan claims drugs 'not mine' following arrest

I've got drugs, in me pocket, and I don't know what to do with thee-em!

*dances*

What a dumb bitch. I hope the next time she does this she hits a pole and dies.

I can only think Parent Trap and I am greatly saddened.

Ok, she's a dumb bitch and all, but Jesus you guys. I really don't wish fucking death upon her...

It may be a bit extreme, but drunk driving pisses me off like nothing else. If you want to put yourself in danger, fine. But don't put everyone else on the road in danger.

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I can only think Parent Trap and I am greatly saddened.

That's my sentiment too. Lindsay Lohan used to be soooo cute; I remember when that movie came out, and I thought she was absolutely gorgeous. But now, she just looks wasted. She's way too skinny, and she looks horrible.

I feel really sorry for her; it must suck to be a failure at 21 (or however old she is).