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I think you can fairly assume that a statue is pretty difficult to fire an arrow through, Zerg. The squares that contain the hoods of the snakes provide cover, as do the entirety of the humanoid statues. The perspective on the gargoyle statues is fucked up so they're only really occupying the one square as well. Height? I don't know, call it 10 feet handwave handwave handwave
I really need to start using some kind of overlay system to mark cover/impassable areas, but I hate to occlude the map with more icons... I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
Oh, guess that answers that then >_> I was speaking idiomatically. |
Just an advance note: since Garr's probably going to attack Garland it should be mentioned that if he scores a hit... well, Garr cannot hit for less than 8 damage, so. We'll just skip Garland's turn if that happens.
(because he'll be hella dead) What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() |
Then subsequent updates need not have these occluding icons. FELIPE NO |
Hey Pang, can Glenn try to converse with BM without using an action or do i need to wait until my turn rolls around?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Well, if you're just going to taunt him or something go nuts, but Diplomacy/Intimidate/Bluff need to wait for your turn.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
There's always time for a "yo momma" joke.
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
nah, i was going to threaten him into shooting fireballs at the yetis, but i guess that'll have to wait.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
I'm a bad person for wanting garland to not die yet, followed by actually scoring a hit on Garr, aren't I?
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Zerg if you ask me what squares block shots and I tell you and then you try to fire through the very squares I identify that is a good way for you to get hurt. Because I have to correct the narrative by having a man with a huge sword stab you.
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
Wha? I specified Cal took a route that doesn't invoke an OA from Garland!
Like so: Q110 > R109 > R108 > R107 > R106 > R105 (6 squares) Plus, I'm indeed assuming that squares P105 through Q106 provide cover (though the statue does not quite fully occupy the spaces). Hence, the cover penalty. I am not factoring in superior cover because I can trace two lines from me to the yeti . P.S. If it's a choice between getting off the attack and taking an OA, or forfeiting the attack, I'd much rather take the latter and attempt diplomacy on a mage ![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Oh fine, you big baby.
![]() You have a 5 in Diplomacy. You would rather be useless than take a wound? Geez, guy. FELIPE NO ![]() |
Mommy. It hurts when I get hit
![]() Post edited. Cue Pang - oh, so sorry Zerg! You needed a roll of 26 to succeed! How ya doing, buddy? |
Everyone thinks zerg is an irritating prat, we all know that.
On to a more important and interesting thing: Psionic Power is out. http://www.belkanairforce.com/deni/Psionic%20Power.pdf And man, psionics, wow. Seriously though, still massively inferior to wizards in terms of controllers. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
What? That's not interesting, we don't have any psionics in the party.
Now, the dark sun creature catalog, that's interesting. I hope you guys are ready to fight some really malicious cacti. Megapedes? In my city-state? It's more likely than you think. Most amazing jew boots ![]() |
Just so everyone knows, i'm probably going to be away from internet access for a while next week. I just got told that i'm going camping with my family and going to my grandparents' during the coming week instead of napping at home, so yeah. I'll be away Sunday and Monday camping (no internet, obviously) and Friday through the next Sunday at my grandparents' (Grandpa thinks computers are evil, so.)
I hereby give Skills control of Glenn if my turn happens to come up during these days. Here's hoping i don't regret it. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
I could upload that too, if you like.
But Psionics are still more interesting than Zerglame. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Pang: seeing as how there's an aegis v. Garland in your post, shouldn't I be next to him, despite missing?
I was speaking idiomatically. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
The series of events that led to the aegis got... well... there was a misunderstanding and the post got edited, so the aegis doesn't actually apply there.
Believe me there's nothing I would like more than for you to have teleported over and finished off my useless, useless champion but noooooooooo What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() |
Well, my speed will allow me to reach him, correct? I can move past allies with no penalty, IIRC.
Also, when I take my turn I'm gonna go ahead and make the saving throw at the beginning of it. I know it won't take effect until the END of my turn, but it'll factor in to my flavor text. Also expect a character question PM if everything goes as I hope. FELIPE NO It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
What does GFZ need to save against?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
He's marked by the yeti hunter, which save ends (oddly enough)
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
Oh. That's a weird mark. I thought all of them expire.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Alright, so here's the statblock for the black mage; I don't care which of you controls him so whoever's around when his turn comes up just take the reins. Also keeping in mind that he's already expended LIT and SLEP so it's just shitty fireballs from here to Cleveland.
![]() ![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
Oh I got this like the fist of the north star
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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