HAY GUYS

**The unmovable stubborn** · Feb 26, 2010, 08:09 PM

GFF D&D CONTEST EVENT

WHOEVER CAN GUESS THE DAY AND THE HOUR ON WHICH ACER TAKES HIS TURN WILL WIN!!!

A SUM OF CASH (VIA PAYPAL) EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF HOURS BETWEEN SKILLS' LAST GAME POST AND ACER'S

(MAXIMUM CASH AWARD $96)

CONTEST NOT OPEN TO ACER SINCE THAT WOULD BE STUPID

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Zergrinch · Description

1 Dice Roll

Description	Dice	Result
*What do the dice say?	10d11	77
->	d11	11
->	d11	9
->	d11	9
->	d11	9
->	d11	9
->	d11	8
->	d11	8
->	d11	6
->	d11	5
->	d11	3

My estimate is 110 hours, with a standard deviation of 29 hours!

But you know, our main striker and damage dealer must have his beauty sleep

The dice has spoken. Acer will post 77 hours from Skill's post. This will be on March 1, 2010, at 11:18 PM Acer's local time.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

GFF D&D CONTEST EVENT

WHOEVER CAN GUESS THE DAY AND THE HOUR ON WHICH ACER TAKES HIS TURN WILL WIN!!!

Quoted for preservation! Since Pang did not define "whoever", I'm sure Acer will win this contest event

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Feb 26, 2010, 08:45 PM

I'm guessing the 28th at arrrrround 2 pm. Let's say between 2 and 3.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Feb 26, 2010, 10:32 PM

Friday night, between 10 PM and 11 PM, CST.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Scent of a Grundle · Local time: Feb 26, 2010, 10:48 PM

I'll guess the 1st of March around 9:30-10:30pm forum time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Cadillacs

Friday night, between 10 PM and 11 PM, CST.

Posts that say 10:44 because they were created in some other thread and moved into this one afterward don't count

Additional Spam:
GOOD TRY

How ya doing, buddy?

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · 12:04 AM

I assumed I would have been disqualified for telling him on AIM to get his ass in gear for the right time frame an hour ago, but even then that's too much to ask.

[02/26/2010 - 22:32:27] Colonel Skills: make the post in the next 10 minutes
[02/26/2010 - 22:32:29] Colonel Skills: can you do that
[02/26/2010 - 22:32:45] Acer: i will try my best =)
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:18] Colonel Skills: how hard can it be
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:32] Acer: king of the hill is on, i get distracted
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:34] Acer: so
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:36] Acer: easily
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:43] Colonel Skills: LOOK
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:49] Colonel Skills: I want to win pang's contest
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:50] Colonel Skills: so do it
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:52] Colonel Skills: stop being a faggot
[02/26/2010 - 22:34:02] Acer: ahahaha

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Feb 27, 2010, 12:15 AM

To the contrary, the contest was founded on the assumption that you'd all hound Acer into posting.

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FELIPE NO

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Feb 26, 2010, 11:18 PM

YouTube Video

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 27, 2010, 02:19 PM

YouTube Video

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 28, 2010, 06:40 PM

So Skills, whatchu gonna buy with the $33 Pang owes you?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Feb 28, 2010, 12:46 PM

Did Garr manage to land a single blow during that fight in the end? If not, surely there's an achievement for that?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 28, 2010, 11:38 PM

That will only add insult to injury

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Feb 28, 2010, 12:08 PM

Yeah if I were to hand out achievements every time one of you fails at something mundane I'd be sitting in photoshop 24/7

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

So Skills, whatchu gonna buy with the $33 Pang owes you?

Most amazing jew boots

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 1, 2010, 08:52 AM

Didn't he win the GFF D&D Guess When Acer Posts contest event thing?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Feb 28, 2010, 07:59 PM

No, he did not, because Acer's post did not actually enter the game thread until after midnight despite having created it in in the OCD thread several minutes earlier.

(Arguably no one could have won because Acer's post was created and then deleted several times in a sequence of events I am choosing not to consider suspicious at all*, so the actual timing of Acer's response post is kind of up in the air.)

*because I really prefer not to speculate on the notion that someone would cheat at D&D. That would be sad.

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 2, 2010, 11:42 AM

So Pang, how much useless things can I stuff into that wagon before the wheels (and the horse) give way?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2010, 10:47 PM

A wagon can carry four tons of cargo

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 2, 2010, 11:54 AM

8,000/8,818/8,960 pounds of junk? Awesome

How about the horse? How much can he drag and remain at speed? (Garr's sheet say strength of 20 = 1000 pounds, so the horse's strength of 19 drags less than a half-ton. But my physics is rusty on how much that is mitigated by the friction-reducing wheels.)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · 09:21 AM

8,960 surely? As if a fantasy setting like DnD would use New World crazy person measurements.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 2, 2010, 08:23 PM

I suspect the exact definition of a 'ton' is a moot point. I'll be damned if I can even fill the wagon with a short ton-load of junk...

Exempting the heavy Player characters and their existing inventories, of course.

Though I must admit I find it strange you would consider the metric ton to be the appropriate medieval measure, compared to the Ye Olde England land gross ton...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Mar 2, 2010, 03:22 PM

I didn't bother checking my post, sorry. I glanced at it and assumed you meant 4 lots of 2,240 pounds, and picked the wrong option, i.e. a proper ton, or 20 hundredweight.

Learn to read (And count) Shin.

I was speaking idiomatically.

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Mar 2, 2010, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I suspect the exact definition of a 'ton' is a moot point. I'll be damned if I can even fill the wagon with a short ton-load of junk...

You underestimate yourself.

Cal will steal the houses themselves if he damn near has to, I'm sure.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 2, 2010, 03:33 PM

So, small errata update:

The Cleric power Righteous Brand has been nerfed, but not in a way that actually effects Gheth. Originally it provided a bonus to ally attacks equal to your STR mod, but now it simply provides +3. Happily, Gheth's STR mod is +3 so uhhh this reminder is kind of unnecessary!

Zerg, Guardian Arrow appears to be safe; replaced the crop from Dragon with a proper power card.

This has been your March update for "Pang, Why Have You Crippled Me?"

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 3, 2010, 07:46 AM

Huh, so it looks like the nerf only affects Paragon to Epic-tier (ab)use of Righteous Brand then, eh? I can't imagine you'll be using at-wills at that level though, since you're bound to have some real sweet encounters and dailies by then...

I am glad I get to keep the controllerish power! What's the source of your power cards, Pang? They look completely different from the one generated by the character builder.

Originally Posted by Cadillacs

You underestimate yourself.

Cal will steal the houses themselves if he damn near has to, I'm sure.

Hush you. Pang hasn't set any limits on wagon volumes. Stealing houses would be pushing his largesse ;___;

How ya doing, buddy?