[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Saving throws happen at the end of every turn.

EDIT: well never mind

FELIPE NO

Man, why are crossbows so powerful... and that's with bonus from prone already o.O

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Going prone does nothing to reduce damage, it just increases the chance of ranged weapons missing. It was only just barely a hit, if it's any consolation.

Anyway both Deni and Brady have been MIA for about a week now and both of them have been posting elsewhere (so Deni's "ban" apparently wasn't) so if either of them haven't checked in by Friday their respective character will be retired at the end of the current battle.

Sorry boys but I got too many people in line to be waitin' on slow bitches

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just went and checked Deni in modcp and yeah he isn't banned and he isn't in any special user group. Where you at, beardbro? =I

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I WAS banned. I just got let back in yesterday evening. For not buying a game that wasn't released in my country. The audacity of me. Also, I checked the thread. I wasn't up for another few turns.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

looool Klonoa isn't out in Canada yet? I can't tell who is the bigger dick - Miles or Namco.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

spoiler alert: Miles runs Namco.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's out now. Played my copy a bunch. Way better than with the gamecube controller, for the record.

How ya doing, buddy?

This would be an excellent time for one of you to propose a clever plan that will get the Horde out of this without a TPK or a Deus Ex Machina

PS: It would also be a good time for the rest of you to actually pay attention to said plan, should one be proposed. It's called teamwork (??)

PPS: "Run Away" is a plan

FELIPE NO

What, you don't like Soggy calling for Deus?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I am pretty sure Soggy blew any divine favors he may have accrued when he sold babies to satan.

How ya doing, buddy?

So he doesn't care for little kids, so what. I DID SATAN A FAVOR. COME PAY ME BACK, BUDDY.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Satan: I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

TAG ME IN. I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

While I am morally obliged to keep Brady's character alive, TPK is starting to sound kinda interesting by the minute! I mean, Brady's up about and posting, and since Pang says Argy gets retired after the battle, whether he dies during or after the fight should be irrelevant

Why is the Horde in imminent danger of annihilation when little gnome is in retreat? Or is he going to call in some reinforcements?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Are you paying attention to who's hurt and who's not yet, like...at all?

How ya doing, buddy?

I see. Then I propose we re-kill Gareth, stabilize Garrmondo, and run away like cowards.

FELIPE NO

I think I'm taking arg and limping the fuck to safety.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

In case you forgot, knkwzrd, it's Mots who owes the reaper something for saving his life, not the other thing around. Satan doesn't owe you a favor, you owe him one.

Oh, and Pang, running isn't actually an option because you locked them in. Remember that?

EDIT: ok, i was wrong. i hadn't checked the map in quite a while. They can run. But what could await them in the next room?

Most amazing jew boots

Not anymore they're not.

___

Arg can walk, I think. Deni will just have to lift Garrmondo up and scoot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Quote:

Satan doesn't owe you a favor, you owe him one.

They're pretty much square by my reckoning, if you assume a market rate of two sacrifices per ass-saving.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

But what could await them in the next room?

A ladder, mostly.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

They're pretty much square by my reckoning, if you assume a market rate of two sacrifices per ass-saving.

Are you saying this would work if I promise to kill some innocents later?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Tactical retreat it is then. We can come back later with some artillery or something.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Back in my day we didn't retreat etc.

How ya doing, buddy?

and you see where that got you.

FELIPE NO