[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Just sort of go with whatever you think your character would say. Granted, said character doesn't really seem like the type to say much, but you'll find a groove somewhere. I can certainly attest to the fact that it isn't easy, but it won't take long.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Don't forget Garr that in the early game no one roleplayed except Shin because he's a giant homosexual. There's something to be said for being brief!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bullshit. I did, Shin did, I'm sure a few others, too.

FELIPE NO

There is no door east from that room, mang.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Wherever we haven't gone, man, whatever. It's hard to maintain perspective with all the maps zoomed in.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

go beat up some rats again

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Bullshit. I did, Shin did, I'm sure a few others, too.

Don't let me bruise your ego, I'll amend it. No one roleplayed except Shin and you because you're both giant homosexuals.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

It's hard to maintain perspective with all the maps zoomed in.

Good thing somebody remembered to bring graph paper, then



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A better question would be if you can hear it. Which is yes b/c holy shit a freaking pyramid block just fell from the ceiling, god damn.

How ya doing, buddy?

As a general rule I kind of assume that all five of you can see/hear what any of the five of you can see/hear, halfway to remove bookkeeping and halfway to eliminate a lot of "I go back and tell so-and-so about the goblin" posts which are no fun at all.

Basically it is presumed that if something interesting happens, whomever it happens to either curses up a storm or shrieks like a girl (as befits them).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

hey there's no rule that says fighters have to stand around scratching their asses just because there's no combat going on

ok?

ok

FELIPE NO

Yeah they do. If they know what's good for them.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

But what about the treasure, and fame, and glory? Actually, not so much of any of those. Mostly huge rock traps and crawling death. Maybe they should let the squishy and beard play detective.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What, there's treasure. They just don't look in the right places. A big ol' barrel, yeah, that's suspicious.

If it helps anyone's decision-making it should be pointed out that the rats are in fact rat swarms, a-cha-cha

Oh also!

http://www.ddwiki.saxypunch.com/wiki/Dungeon_Map

I'll keep this updated

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THE RATS ARE GLORIOUS TREASURE

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

NIGGERS. SWARMS OF THEM.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

THE RATS ARE GLORIOUS TREASURE

if Oblivion taught me anything it's that rats are routinely stuffed full of priceless silverware

I was speaking idiomatically.

shouldn't Garr be turning off his signature? It's uglying up the thread.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bah, it's just a bunch of harmless rats. Can't be as powerful as those cleric-eating spiders!

How ya doing, buddy?

I shut off my signature in the game thread but I don't believe anyone else does and it's a bit too late to implement that particular rule I expect.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm sure the rat swarms are largely harmless. They probably don't have plague.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah guys, go ahead and stomp on them for your free experience!

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I am staying away from anything with the word "swarm" attached to it for now. If you guys want to kill rats, I'll be standing back making out with my woman minding my own business.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

But what if your woman was fighting those rats?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

if Oblivion taught me anything it's that rats are routinely stuffed full of priceless silverware

AND RAT MEAT. DON'T FORGET THE RAT MEAT. DELICIOUS STAMINA INHIBITING RAT MEAT. EAT THAT SHIT IN MASS AND INCREASE YOUR ALCHEMY. MMMM RAT MEAT. MY FAVORITE.

I was speaking idiomatically.