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***Sarag*** · Mar 12, 2009, 10:22 PM

I am staying away from anything with the word "swarm" attached to it for now. If you guys want to kill rats, I'll be standing back ~~making out with my woman~~ minding my own business.

Oh, now you have a sense of self-preservation, you God-damned prick.

At any rate there's bars between you and the swarms. You could probably pick them off with some nice ranged attacks.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

knkwzrd · Local time: Mar 12, 2009, 09:25 PM

With our luck, this is some Mickey Mouse shit and they'll just turn into more, smaller rats and chew through our blood vessels.

How ya doing, buddy?

***FatsDomino*** · Mar 12, 2009, 10:29 PM

Mickey Mouse took down a giant with some needles and thread. Those rats start talking or singing? Get the fuck out out of there.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 12, 2009, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by a lurker cares™

You could probably pick them off with some nice ranged attacks.

ha ha, what ranged attacks

I mean I gave Garr a bow but as for everyone else but Bob it's just Gabe throwing his hammer once and then it's twiddlethumb city

Jam it back in, in the dark.

wvlfpvp · Mar 12, 2009, 10:39 PM

Mickey Mouse also got pissed off and rampaged about before returning to Valhalla for a well-deserved rest.

(sorry about the sig thing. I'm a retarded).

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***Sarag*** · Mar 12, 2009, 11:27 PM

That's not true. They're in a crypt; the paladin will just chuck earthly remains at the rats for six months.

Because that's how he rolls.

...

In hindsight I'm glad Brigid's body wasn't left. Gabe would carefully dry out her head and carry it around in a sack, or some shit.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Mar 12, 2009, 10:32 PM

She'd be on a stick.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 11:35 AM

Pang, is there any way for Bob to identify the liquid he just picked up a bottle full of without drinking it?

I was speaking idiomatically.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 13, 2009, 02:36 PM

Yeah, it's just an elixir of accuracy like you figured

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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

shouldn't Garr be turning off his signature? It's uglying up the thread.

Browse with sigs turned off like I do. I couldn't even tell you what my own is at the moment without checking on my profile.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

ha ha, what ranged attacks

I mean I gave Garr a bow but as for everyone else but Bob it's just Gabe throwing his hammer once and then it's twiddlethumb city

Bob's carrying a long bow and a short bow and Brigid had a hand crossbow. That's enough ranged weapons for one each.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 16, 2009, 11:46 PM

Just a note, the chainmail takes Bob over his maximum normal load so he's going to be Slowed until he gets back down to 90 lb (or about 41 kg, hr hr).

Somebody start a fight so I can tell if Brady's still paying attention.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

***FatsDomino*** · Mar 16, 2009, 11:51 PM

`
>tgm

How ya doing, buddy?

knkwzrd · Local time: Mar 16, 2009, 10:52 PM

I was about to enter that new room but then Shin went and activated the trap so I'm just gonna wait to see how that turns our first.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Mar 17, 2009, 03:04 PM

Jesus, you guys are all shit at lockpicking.

I started off hoping to end up as a masterful Jedi consular and I've ended up as the sentinel of the group.

Also damn about the chainmail, might have to shed some crap then.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***Sarag*** · Mar 17, 2009, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Motsognir stood at her side, giving advice as she worked, like any man would for his woman.

You're starting to stifle Bob's creativity here. Why do you have to be so clingy?

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 17, 2009, 06:34 PM

PHB2 out today bitches, do you know what time it is?

That is correct, it is Gnome O'Clock

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wvlfpvp · Mar 17, 2009, 06:39 PM

Let's not forget Acer's Minotaur bard.

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Bradylama · Local time: Mar 17, 2009, 08:27 PM

CLOSE THE FUCKING CHEST

FELIPE NO

***Sarag*** · Mar 17, 2009, 11:10 PM

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING CHEST

ASIDE FROM THE BITS OF BONE FROM PREVIOUS TRAVELERS' HANDS

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knkwzrd · Local time: Mar 17, 2009, 10:17 PM

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 17, 2009, 11:26 PM

It's just some treasure, you know? Just a magic sword is all. No worries.

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***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Description

1 Die Roll

Description	Die	Result
Teeth grabbin chance	1d32	20

If someone doesn't stick their head in there and attempt to retrieve the thing with their teeth I will be sorely disappointed.

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***FatsDomino*** · Mar 17, 2009, 11:52 PM

The sword is an illusion.

YouTube Video

BEHOLD TRUE TREASURE WITHIN THE CHEST

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Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 18, 2009, 01:24 PM

That used to be Acerbandit's, till he was eaten by a treasure chest and became red protoplasmic ooze.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Bradylama · Local time: Mar 19, 2009, 01:47 PM

man the residue dripped off don't be such a baby

How ya doing, buddy?