[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Your Dwarven Weapon Training feat grants you proficiency with ALL axes and hammers. The Craghammer is in fact a hammer, so you'd be good to go. With any non axe/hammer Superior weapon, though, you would indeed have to pick up a Proficiency feat for each individual weapon.

O neat. Current proficiencies and bonuses are perfect for my desired weapon. Fantastic.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The bad guys only wanted the sword as proof that Broden was dead, according to the note. If we take it back, we can tell them to keep the reward and that Broden is dead only we're keeping the sword. If we don't take it back, the bounty stays open and people will keep attacking us to get the sword to claim the bounty.

Religious sentiment aside, we would be much better off without half the criminals in the city trying to kill us. We don't have to get any work off him but you never know, he might be one of those thieves with principles who wants to help us overthrow the dark overlords of the city or something. All the best loot comes from bad-guy quests, you've all played KOTOR and Oblivion right?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Haven't you ever read a novel with the doublecross?

They kill you when you walk in, keep the sword, and no one can tie them to the death of a Paladin lord.

That being said, I do like the money available.

How ya doing, buddy?

That's why you leave the sword back at the hotel room with the woman, who's under strict instructions not to leave the room and certainly not to take the sword anywhere or give it any friendly looking guys in sunglasses, duh.

I'm just saying, that we need information on who imprisoned us and if we meet the underworld guy, he might know someone who might want to sell us that information. I don't really care who wanted to kill Broden, I'd quite like to preclude any more midnight abushes by people looking to take the sword in for the reward though. Shit, I can't imagine the watch care too much who killed him either, especially since there's no body and the only link to him are his sword and armour, both of which we're carrying anyway.

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Why does everyone keep acting like your imprisonment in the Dungeon of Doom is some kind of big mystery? All the clues are right there on the first page of the first thread. The Duke of Hog's End had you thrown in for being a bunch of know-it-all kleptomaniac cow-punching transvestite duelists.

Brigid is another case but we can reasonably assume she was interred for public spitting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just want some shady underworld contacts alright? Bob's never going to learn any forbidden, dark arts by helping out nuns is he?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's perfectly fine, I just didn't want you to go wasting any favours you might earn on something you already know.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

How long does Bob need to copy Wizards Curtain into his rituals book?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

8 hours supposedly but we can just say you copied it during the night. I had forgotten you found the thing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

To be honest, I only remembered myself when I was flicking through my character sheet the other day.

Haha, I've got that book on enchantment tranference too. Maybe I should use that and learn how to get the magic off Broden's sword onto something we're not going to get mugged for.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If Transfer Enchantment weren't a Level 4 Ritual and therefore not yet possible for Bob to learn, yes.

Angles: Successfully covered

I've put Wizard's Curtain in your wiki, good luck finding a use for it

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

I've put Wizard's Curtain in your wiki, good luck finding a use for it

Well if I use it in conjuction with the Silence ritual I've got the makings of a pretty spiffy secret conference going on...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Brigid is another case but we can reasonably assume she was interred for public spitting.

I'll stop spittin' when I stop breathin'.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shin

Well if I use it in conjuction with the Silence ritual I've got the makings of a pretty spiffy secret conference going on...

P.S.

Wiki updated.

P.P.S.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Haven't you ever read a novel with the doublecross?

They kill you when you walk in, keep the sword, and no one can tie them to the death of a Paladin lord.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

"You gotta lot of nerve comin' in here, you know that? Karl told us all about you. You're regular celebrities now! You rub out three of the Finn's goons and you just march in here it's nothin'. That takes chutzpah. Or stupidity. We got uses for both of those things, though.

Here's how it works. I ignore the manpower you cost us, pretend you actually killed Broden and give you the money. It's a little favor from us to you. In exchange, we'll ask you for a favor someday. I'm sure you'll do right by us. It would be a shame if anyone were to find out just who turned in the bounty for this particular contract, don't you think? You might become very popular individuals.

Whaddaya say, friends?"

>8( Shin.

>8( forever.

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Oh come on, if we hadn't come here then we'd still be walking around with a sword worth a bunch of money to anyone who turns it in, plus we'd probably have swarms of angry halflings after us out for revenge and Bob doesn't like hitting children.

As it is, we've made a solid underworld contact who, in return for running an errand here and there will probably be able to help us out with any information we might need. Everyone knows thieves guilds are the best spy networks.

And Bob get's to play being a highwayman. How much do pistols cost?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, and how much do you want to be the first little favour winds up with us murdering someone in cold blood. Which the Paladin and the cleric won't do.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Fucking religious types, always ruining everyone else's fun. Anyway, the guy ain't stupid, he's not going to send a group of five combat types to sneak into someone's house and smother them with a pillow. It'll just be a bit of friendly debt collecting or a delivery of some sort, no biggie.

Trust me guy.



I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Shin

Fucking religious types, always ruining everyone else's fun. Anyway, the guy ain't stupid, he's not going to send a group of five combat types to sneak into someone's house and smother them with a pillow. It'll just be a bit of friendly debt collecting or a delivery of some sort, no biggie.

Trust me guy.

Note the quote under my avatar. >8(

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Is that what your daddy said to you the first time you shared some "Secret time"?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Shin

Is that what your daddy said to you the first time you shared some "Secret time"?

A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I vote we take the money and don't start a fight (For once). I also vote we enrol Lurker as a member of the society (Being a halfling and all) so she can work her way up the ranks until we've got enough evidence to blow this whole organisation wide open.



Jam it back in, in the dark.

I like to be a team player and all but I'm going to need a more compelling reason to join a den of thieves. Brigid's not a 22 year old boy so playing turncoat doesn't appeal to her.

SHE WANTED A FARM DAMMIT

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Right, I vote cave exploring or fighting an entire army of orcs, some of whom are bound to be carrying money. Either that or we could go kill another dragon I guess, they always have a bunch of loot.

Although actually, I'm not overly bothered which we go with and if you guys make a decision over night while I'm not here, count Bob in with the majority.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Two acres of land sounds nice. It could be our first base of operations.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Sounds like a fair plan to me.



We are the Horde after all and I believe the game was made by a company called Toys for Bob, it's pretty much fate.

How ya doing, buddy?