[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

yall muhfuckas best get out my way!

How ya doing, buddy?

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse

and his name that sat on him was Death, and a fucking dragon followed with him

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The dragon is 2 squares wide.

The stairs are 2 squares wide.

Man, fuck you, Arg.

FELIPE NO

woop woop woop woop woop

How ya doing, buddy?

Ahahahaha Shin's turn

During the weekend

haaaaaaaa

Anyhow here's Motsognir's wiki, so now all of you will know precisely what options are available to prevent your getting eaten alive

Last fight in the dungeon, people. No sense bein' stingy.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm not spending a daily on some dragon, what if there's a werewolf?

Most amazing jew boots

I... oh crap, you only get one second wind per encounter/day?

Most amazing jew boots

1 per encounter, yeah.

Otherwise all the healing/inspiring words and so on would be kind of redundant.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Ahahahaha Shin's turn

During the weekend

haaaaaaaa

It was totally worth the wait though.

Most amazing jew boots

Ok that ruled pretty hard.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If a creature is asleep, will hitting it automatically wake it up? I mean, if we're only going to get one pop at an unconcious dragon it would make sense for it to be one of the fighers' hardcore daily attacks rather than a crappy ice spell from Bob, right?

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, normally it would. But in the case of Bob's sleep spell it can't wake up earlier than its next saving throw, at the end of its next turn. So you've all got at least that long to pummel on it, possibly longer if it fails to save.

(which is, yeah, pretty overpowered and I looked pretty hard for a way around it, but no, you knock the fucker out and he's a pinata)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The weakened state caused by Bob's Ray of Enfeeblement reduces a targets attack power right?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Cuts their damage output in half, yeah.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I recall you saying that the number of action points you accumulate in a day is reset to 1 when you go to sleep. That means we all have an action point we can throw at the dragon, right?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yes.



5-character minimum.

Actually, let's go over the difference between shifting and walking again because some of us are still having trouble.



When you shift, you move ONE SPACE. If you move more than one space, you didn't shift, and no amount of insistence will change this. However, shifting does not provoke opportunity attacks! This is what makes it worth doing! Shifting is safer than walking, which in turn is safer than running.

Exceptions, of course, are made for powers which move you more than one space but refer to it explicitly as a shift, such as Expeditious Retreat et cetera. If the power says you shift, you shift, even if it would otherwise be absurd.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

"Okay, I'm going to use my second wind and then charge up the ladder."

"Charge up the... Dave, your character's hands are both full. He can't even climb the ladder, let alone charge it. I don't even know what that would entail. Brad, go ahead and take your turn while Dave studies up on anatomy."

MOMENTS LATER

"Alright, I'm going to charge up the ladder."

"But you already... that doesn't work, Dave, because..."

"Yeah, let's try it again."

"Ok, so how do you propose that... lemme see here... Gabriel. How does Gabriel 'charge' the ladder with both hands full? I am honestly curious."

"Well, why doesn't he jump? Just hop up the ladder. Hop hop hop."

"That's.... I.... I can't even... Okay, you know what? Fine. Let's do it. Make an Acrobatics check."

"You know it."

(clatter)

"Well, I'll be damned."

-----------------------------

In a superheroic and extraordinarily undwarflike display of poise, Gabriel Sledgehammer charges up the ladder. He leaps, like a graceful ballerina, from rung to rung. It is patently ridiculous to behold.

Arriving atop the ledge, he takes a moment to bask in the glory before mauling a nearby (and awestruck) hobgoblin.

14 damage, archer bloodied. Gabriel's HP 27 (2)

You do know why this happened, right Pang?




YES WE DID, PANG.




YES WE DID

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yes.

You did.

This was a natural 20, right?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So basically what I'm seeing here is that a dwarf's rage is more powerful than gravity.

FELIPE NO

I'm sure if Polish labourers can carry a load of bricks up a ladder without falling off then a highly trained Dwarven Paladin can manage it carrying an axe and a shield.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Can I stand within one square of an enemy, though on a different level, and use commander's strike? Like, if I stand directly below Gabe, can I make him lay into that archer again?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alas, no. The target has to be an enemy that you could theoretically hit yourself.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

This was a natural 20, right?

But of course.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If only knk was a pikachu ,`J

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, Shin. How's it going, buddy?

Are things all right for you?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was waiting to see if the last two people to take a turn had killed the goblin before I moved actually. If they did I was going to shoot at dragon then do one up the stairs, if not I was going to run a little bit up the stairs and shoot the goblin.

I was speaking idiomatically.