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 Member 18 Level 51.14 Feb 2006 |
Cleave deals damage equal to Strength but you gave 2 damage.
 Additional Spam: Pang you're on notice I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Bradylama; Oct 4, 2008 at 10:31 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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 Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
yeah, had it mixed up with the 1/2 STR from Reaping Strike
correct'd I was speaking idiomatically.  |
 Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Can we get a map of all the explored areas since the Kobold hold (ie, the room I debuted in, and DON'T)?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Yup.
 Additional Spam: Also, just a friendly reminder to everyone not to forget about their action points. Everyone should have two except Soggy, who used one in the kobold-hall fight. They help to speed up battles and Motsognir's abilities give you significant bonuses on any AP-using attack. Also, everyone but Brady still has all their dailies. Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Oct 8, 2008 at 10:00 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
JESUS CHRIST SHIN.
YOU MADE AN ORC. UNDO IT! UNDO IT! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
This bunch really likes to go around killing stuff, instead of using a little diplomacy
 Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
You know who likes Diplomacy? Kissinger.
And he's a fucking assclown. There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
I'm just more of an Axis & Allies guy, though. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
 Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
There's no point springing through a secret door, yelling "AHA!" and then trying to reason with people is there?
Blood for the blood god! Edit: Although ironically it looks like Bob is technically the most diplomatic of the group... I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?   |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
I suppose after you murderize the poor hapless orcs, maybe you can try your diplomacy on Pangalin's little goblins!
Maybe  I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Zergrinch; Oct 9, 2008 at 07:46 AM.
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Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
Yeah, how about some diplomacy to the FACE.
Actually I feel kinda bad that Pang probably spent ages rolling up an Orc leader and dveloping a proper back-story and everything for him, only for him to be butchered in a frenzied, unprovoked surprise attack in what's looking like a single round of combat with barely a chance to even think of any last words, let alone say them. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Last edited by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss; Oct 9, 2008 at 08:32 AM.
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Looks like he's still alive. Maybe there is hope for him yet.
FELIPE NO 
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006 |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
Q: Could I, say, pick up and equip the giant axe of, for example, a big dead orc, in the middle of a battle, or do I have to wait for it to end?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
I hope the orc grunts are significantly weaker than orc captains.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Pick up the greataxe (minor) Stow your shield (standard) Stow your battle-axe (minor) Draw the greataxe (minor) You could do it in one turn if you just dropped the shield as a Free, I guess. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 1106 Level 23.57 Mar 2006 |
Sticking my head in here because Pang is doing this in a funny order that makes things too complicated. Just drop both, you can pick them up when the fight's over if you want them back or want to stow them.
Drop battleaxe (free) Drop shield (free) Pick up greataxe (minor) Pang's method was more like... picking the greataxe up while still holding an axe and shield, juggling the greataxe while dropping (or stowing) axe and shield, then pulling out greataxe even though it wasn't actually stored at any point? Pang's the DM and whatever he says goes. But still Pang, that's just weird. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Animechanic; Oct 9, 2008 at 10:06 PM.
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Psst... just to make sure you guys know. The Orc Leader is still alive. Probably just barely.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006 |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Psst. We know.
I was speaking idiomatically. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Your mom's still alive.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006 |
Member 1106 Level 23.57 Mar 2006 |
What interests me is that Pang said the Orc leader was bloodied after Bob landed the first hit on him. Either that was a mistake, or Pang is seriously underestimating you guys and throwing half-dead monsters at you.
Most amazing jew boots |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
You're reading it wrongly.
4 hp - Reaping Strike (4 total) 14 hp - Reaping Strike 2 (18 total) 8 hp - Hammer Throw (26 total) 7 hp - Ray of Enfeeblement (33 total) - Bloodied So, max HP of 66. The other orcs however, were described to be battered and bloodied. Wonder if that means they're actually bloodied. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
You people have too much fucking time on your hands.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 1106 Level 23.57 Mar 2006 |
Oops, yeah. Got the order mixed up. Thought Bob went first since he flung the door open, but I see that wasn't the case now. So nevermind, you guys just have a knack for killing off Pang's unique monsters before he gets to do anything with them.
Edit @ knk: Shaddap you. I'm trying to help you get your hands on a weapon for a change. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Animechanic; Oct 9, 2008 at 10:42 PM.
Reason: Soggy needs some kind of loot.
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Bradylama 
The unmovable stubborn 
No. Hard Pass. 
Zergrinch 
Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss 
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