HAY GUYS

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 01:18 AM

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Sticking my head in here because Pang is doing this in a funny order that makes things too complicated. Just drop both, you can pick them up when the fight's over if you want them back or want to stow them.

Drop battleaxe (free)
Drop shield (free)
Pick up greataxe (minor)

Pang's method was more like... picking the greataxe up while still holding an axe and shield, juggling the greataxe while dropping (or stowing) axe and shield, then pulling out greataxe even though it wasn't actually stored at any point?

Pang's the DM and whatever he says goes. But still Pang, that's just weird.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

What interests me is that Pang said the Orc leader was bloodied after Bob landed the first hit on him. Either that was a mistake, or Pang is seriously underestimating you guys and throwing half-dead monsters at you.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Oops, yeah. Got the order mixed up. Thought Bob went first since he flung the door open, but I see that wasn't the case now. So nevermind, you guys just have a knack for killing off Pang's unique monsters before he gets to do anything with them.

Edit @ knk: Shaddap you. I'm trying to help you get your hands on a weapon for a change.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Guess why this is amusing to me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Animechanic · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 11:35 PM

Yeah... that's the funny part. Pang didn't care. Neither did Shin, and he was the person I thought I was irritating.

So hi. I came back.

Feel free to inform me if my presence offends you, and I'll vanish again.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Oct 10, 2008, 04:04 AM

Well, I was kind of assuming he might want to hold on to his default gear in case the Greataxe thing didn't work for him, so I was looking for a solution that didn't involve dumping everything on the floor.

66 HP sounded like a lot

FELIPE NO

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 10:10 AM

I was thinking that as the other corridor off the room we met lurker in clearly leads to where we are now, we could have sent a couple of people round that way and gone for a smooth pincer attack or something. Wouldn't have killed the orc boss any faster but would have been suave. I guess with the rogue gone we don't benefit quite so much from flanking moves any more though.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Zergrinch · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 05:13 PM

Ah Pangalin, but your evil undiplomatic ruffian players took out 68 HP just like that, in 2 rounds

How ya doing, buddy?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 10:27 AM

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - MERCILESS

"Kill an enemy leader in less than two turns without him causing any damage"

If you hadn't reminded us about action points that would have taken a whole lot longer.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Bradylama · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 09:22 AM

woops, I made color commentary in the wrong thread

don't send "the Guild" after me

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Bradylama

woops, I made color commentary in the wrong thread

don't send "the Guild" after me

As penance it can be your turn to update the wiki article next.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Oct 10, 2008, 09:41 AM

Man you don't punish griefers by giving them responsibilities what are you doing

How ya doing, buddy?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 04:01 PM

I dunno, a little responsibility here and there might improve his sense of self-worth and stop him making these rash mistakes in future.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

knkwzrd · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Well, I was kind of assuming he might want to hold on to his default gear in case the Greataxe thing didn't work for him, so I was looking for a solution that didn't involve dumping everything on the floor.

66 HP sounded like a lot

No; it is mine; things are on the floor.

FELIPE NO

***Sarag*** · Oct 10, 2008, 01:12 PM

I'm starting to feel guilty, guys. I'm having murderer's remorse.

How ya doing, buddy?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Oct 10, 2008, 01:23 PM

Oh, now. They are only members of an evil and degenerate race.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

***FatsDomino*** · Oct 10, 2008, 01:31 PM

The greatest insult to them would be if you didn't go all out, ya great big pansy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Bradylama · Local time: Oct 11, 2008, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Man you don't punish griefers by giving them responsibilities what are you doing

"Edit a history article you say?"

*rows and rows of dicks*

Quote:

I'm starting to feel guilty, guys. I'm having murderer's remorse.

Minions were born for cannon fodder, blame the gods.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 12, 2008, 10:56 PM

That wolf next to Bob and Gabriel is dead right?

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***FatsDomino*** · Oct 12, 2008, 05:26 PM

Only one wolf has been killed as far as I know. So no.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 12, 2008, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Gabriel hacks away at the wolf with a mad fury, reducing it methodically into its components kibbles & bits. At the end, there is not much left but a red stain on the floor and a few teeth.

Critical Hit! 35 damage, wolf extremely killed

AP + Bolstering Strike skipped on account of being hilariously unnecessary

I.... I almost feel bad.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Oct 13, 2008, 05:22 AM

Originally Posted by Shin

That wolf next to Bob and Gabriel is dead right?

Yes.

Dead.

Just you know, you kill the enemy, but then it still stands there flickering for a few seconds

that's all

FELIPE NO

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 13, 2008, 10:50 PM

I'm going to laugh if after all that carnage the wolf kills Soggy.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

knkwzrd · Local time: Oct 13, 2008, 05:52 PM

And I'm going to cry myself to sleep

Jam it back in, in the dark.

***Sarag*** · Oct 13, 2008, 08:12 PM

Maybe you should've thought to pick up your shield to protect yourself.

What sort of warlock are you, that a backwater cleric can outthink you?!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

knkwzrd · Local time: Oct 13, 2008, 07:15 PM

I have a two-handed weapon. I'd have to spend a turn equipping and unequipping items every time I wanted to go from attacking to defence. I'll pick my shield back up after the battle, but having it on me at this point wouldn't have done any good.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Animechanic · 08:32 PM

Also, Soggy's a Warlord. Perhaps a backwater cleric can't tell the difference?

It's ok, I couldn't either, and I was trying to play one...

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***Sarag*** · Oct 13, 2008, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Also, Soggy's a Warlord. Perhaps a backwater cleric can't tell the difference?

It's ok, I couldn't either, and I was trying to play one...

yeah
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
you fucked up
you fucked up
you fucked up
you fucked up
you fucked up
you have fucked up
you fucked up

I was speaking idiomatically.