Hard Sell.

I'm the worst impulse buyer that corporate America piddles their panties about. I go into a store, needing to buy $5 worth of stuff. I come out with $50 worth, more if it's a clothing store.

1. Express Fashion Banded Bottom V-Neck Dolman (Baby Blue) $39.50
Express Fashion Extra Long White Tank Top $16.50
- A blue top and a ridiculously long wifebeater tank top. I went in to buy a giftcard for a friend and bought these on a whim over a crappy day I was having.

2. Marie Callender Cream Cheese Pie $11.99
- I enjoy a good pie, even if it's not very sensible to buy an entire pie since I live by myself. I now feed everyone that comes through my door this pie to try to get rid of it.

3. Dove Body Wash with Exfoliating Micro Beads $4.95
- I was out of body wash and went to Target to pick some up. Not very riveting but when I was in line to checkout, the customer in front of me had a spat with the cashier.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, snap yo.

I bought $10 worth of Reese's, last night. They were the bagged packages so I got a deal.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Elcee

2) Gibson SG in November 2004. $3,000
My Les Paul fell onto hard times after I introduced it to my ceiling fan. I forgot it was there as I proceeded to raise my guitar vertically whilst rocking out in my bedroom.

I think your axe would have wanted to go that way. Nothing says class exit like getting decapitated by a ceiling fan. Rock on!

Me? Man I buy crap all the time.
I'd actually own Micro$oft right now if I'd hadn't spend all my muny on Babylon 5 memorabilia.

I was speaking idiomatically.