[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

What does it mean to Stand Your Ground?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I thought that if one of us helps treat his illness, he can recover faster? Because heal is my highest skill.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Gimme Str and Wis.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The only other skill that's used heavily for clerics is charisma and I don't really need it since I don't like any of those skills so.........................

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I just now realized that I have the second highest strength in the party. Why does Gabe and Soggy always do way better damage than I do?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Looks like you two have better weapons than I do too.

What sort of benefit is there to getting weapon proficiency?

I was speaking idiomatically.

But it's a MAGIC dagger. It's more effective when I attack anything bigger than a small dog!

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So do I get a +1 to damage rolls when I have proficiency or what?

Also I get to use something stronger than a mace if I get mace proficiency right?

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Like a flail or something?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Just wait til you see my sweet new beard and receding hairline.

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For this fighter multiclass business, what is an interrupt attack? Would you be handling that automatically like an AoO?

FELIPE NO

Oh, I thought it interrupts HIS attack. So I'm all SURPRISE TINYKNIFE and he's all OH SHI which would be why I was thinking it would be automated.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

another feat question: is Power Attack at-will or once per encounter or...?

I'm deciding between that and Halfling Agility. I feel like I should take advantage of my beefy str.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I guess I'll go with Halfling Agility then. Still want str and wis though. If I want to retrain anything I'll let you know.

Oh, and good job not letting Ewan die, Hawkeye. You had nothing and you still pulled through.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Brigid would feel lousy at first but reckons they have kin in other lands, like she does, and will fend for themselves well enough. Why, it weren't but four generations ago where her own great-great-grandaddy Conrad Conmara was sent out to fetch water, and in the forty years it took him to get back home he started three new villages, six hamlets, and two communities. Course you won't find them on a map, what with their being populated almost entirely by imaginary friends. He was a special boy, bless his heart...

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

The DoomSayer 1000 collapses into 1000 itsy-bitsy pieces and all of the pieces have little sad faces on them

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Think about it like this: no one likes it when someone dominates all the action. It's better to hang back sometimes!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Shin

There seem to be a lot of doors in this secret room. Maybe one of our religious personages would be the best to talk to the ghost? I assume you'll want to do some sort of laying the body to rest nonsense and it has been ages since anyone fell in a pit trap...

YOU have the highest religion. Me and the paladin what likes to desecrate bodies and is going to multiclass as a warlock have shit for religion (6 and 5 respectively).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

I think you're after an insight check there, lurker. While trying to use your nature skill is an amusing play on words, unless this ghost has some potted plants in her place, you're not gonna get too much information out of it.

fine

Although I'm surprised an elarin is talking like a hick. It's kinda charming! I thought they would be maudlin and gothic but I reckon we can kick up a shindig with this lady.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Motsognir ignores the ugly one and waits for his ladylove to ascend to him.

DDDDDDD:

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

less being called ugly and more surprise trap

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but tbh it was kind of mean

see if you get healed next time you're near death ASSHOLE

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

vs.

vs.



Be honest with yourself, and be honest with us. We just want to help!

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll any port in a storm

The question isn't what he knows now. the question is whether, when the robes are off, will he just go with the flow?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Why, I would have dropped them into a ditch 5 yards wide, 10 feet deep, and 20 yards long.

Given their general luck with holes in the ground, this probably would have killed one of them somehow.

That's what you get for answering questions, Zerg. Now you have to wait even longer for your chance to play.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Zerg, you're not supposed to be giving them advice. We don't necessarily want them to die, but that doesn't mean that we should help them live any longer than necessary.

Telling them to try things that will almost certainly get them killed, however, is fine.

Dogg, if you haven't been paying attention before now, we rarely follow the advice of our own party members. You don't have to worry about Zerg skewing our chances for survival.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You have gobs of HP, you're good for it

How ya doing, buddy?

Look, it's simple. We just need to roll to see who has the biggest feet and they can go walking over the swarm.

FELIPE NO

I feel kind of miffed, excepting I forgot that Pang has been trying to get us in this situation the entire time.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?