[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Why don't you just do it anyways?

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

Why, I would have dropped them into a ditch 5 yards wide, 10 feet deep, and 20 yards long.

Given their general luck with holes in the ground, this probably would have killed one of them somehow.

That's what you get for answering questions, Zerg. Now you have to wait even longer for your chance to play.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Why don't you just do it anyways?

Because I don't trust Pang not to have the portculis fly open and have Bob eaten by rats. We can always kill them on the way out, assuming we come back for the ghost's remains.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ewan levels up! New encounter power!

Inexperienced Juggler
standard - encounter
requires knives
+5 vs. AC, 1d4 + 3 damage; enemies hit are dazed until the end of Ewan's next turn
close burst 1
Ewan can not throw knives for the remainder of the encounter

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Wait - Arg goes before the spiders? They must have some monstrous penalty to their initiative

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Technically they did go first but I just used their turn to move them forward so

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hay guise. Burn or chop those two children-shaped squirming web-wrapped bundles into tiny pieces. Otherwise they'll totally hatch and eat you all up!

How ya doing, buddy?

How about I burn or chop you into little tiny pieces.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Do those web sacks first!

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Zerg, you're not supposed to be giving them advice. We don't necessarily want them to die, but that doesn't mean that we should help them live any longer than necessary.

Telling them to try things that will almost certainly get them killed, however, is fine.

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Advice which will neither save nor kill them but may damn their souls to eternal torment in the Nine Hells is also acceptable.

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Zerg, you're not supposed to be giving them advice. We don't necessarily want them to die, but that doesn't mean that we should help them live any longer than necessary.

I'm not helping them live longer. Promise!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Quick question, area effect attacks are seperate rolls to hit, one roll for damage right?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yes, but WHOOMPH KAPOW doesn't exactly tell me which roll is against which spider group

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sorry, starting with the closest, working backwards in the order I rolled them so a 1, then a 19 then a 20.

What does getting a critical actually do and is it only on a natural 20?

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Originally Posted by Shin

What does getting a critical actually do

It maximizes the possible damage from the attack, plus if you have a magic weapon there's usually an added critical bonus to that.

In this case for example your damage roll was a 3, so you did 8 damage to the yellow group but rolled critical on the green group so you get the full 11 plus an added 1d4 from your magic staff. So as much as 15 vs. 8 potentially.

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and is it only on a natural 20?

With some few weapons it's a 20 or a 19, but naturals only yeah.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Cool.

I hope you were all impressed by Bob's use of Wild Step to shift onto difficult terrain by the way.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Zerg, you're not supposed to be giving them advice. We don't necessarily want them to die, but that doesn't mean that we should help them live any longer than necessary.

Telling them to try things that will almost certainly get them killed, however, is fine.

Dogg, if you haven't been paying attention before now, we rarely follow the advice of our own party members. You don't have to worry about Zerg skewing our chances for survival.

FELIPE NO

The Horde's main aim is generally a game of "Who can get us all killed in the most amusing fashion" as much as anything. Sadly our collective Players of Much Awesomeness +4 and Dice Rolling of Fiendish Luck +3 have thus far kept us alive.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

Advice which will neither save nor kill them but may damn their souls to eternal torment in the Nine Hells is also acceptable.

ARG, USE THE CHILDREN AS MAKE-SHIFT CLUBS.

BE A HELICOPTER. YEAAAAH!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ya know, Shin, you could have waited until I was out of the way before you set everything on fire.

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You have gobs of HP, you're good for it

How ya doing, buddy?

Well I suppose I could have delayed until after your turn but I figured Arg could shrug off a little wimpy fireball like that (And I forgot you can delay your go until just now).

Sorry buddy.

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Originally Posted by a lurker

You have gobs of HP, you're good for it

I think I'm already in the bloodied range.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Weren't the spiders weak against fire (And therefore took a lot more damage) last time I attacked them?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hope Bob has some dramatic last words in mind

shit, I forgot about the vulnerability, yeah. sorry, fixing now

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