[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

OIC.

In which case, is there much point to chatting other than exposition? I mean, clearly we're going to kill the dude and as a group, we tend to struggle with the negotiating side of things.

I suppose we should probably try to convince the lady and the ghost not to attack us. We might also want to try and disable the dragons before the fight starts.

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Ha ha, I've got a plan. If we can't persuade the woman to turn on the vampire through our superior conversation skills, I could always down the potion of mimicry I have so I look like him and use ghost sound to mimic his voice and just plain tell her to attack him.

It would prove an amusing use of random crap we've found if nothing else.

FELIPE NO

His speed's only 5 though Pang, I don't think he's fast enough to get past everyone in one move is he? Still, delaying until we all got out of the way might be a better option than just doing nothing.

Edit: If he can move diagonally round the corner as one square, he can make it to Von Trap actually.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Strategy time!

I think we should concentrate on killing the vampire. Hopefully doing so will make Hargustus like us and the other two run off in terror or something.

I don't suppose anyone thought to bring any holy water or anything? Since Gabe is a religious personage or sorts, can he bless things to make them hurt vampires more?

How ya doing, buddy?

Pang, does Gareth have resitance against necrotic damage or did you just forget that Bob's Ray of Enfeeblement does 1D10+5 damage?

I'm assuming the former but thought I better check.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Cool, it was the weakening effect I was more after anyway.

I swear these dice are loaded against me though.

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Pang, when does Gabe make his save roll against being dominated and can I use that brooch thing to give him another go if he fails?

I'm fairly certain he could kill Bob in little more than two blows.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Can I use it retroactively to let him have another go at the save at the end of his last turn? I'd rather not have him get a swing in at all if it can be helped.

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I know nobody's said it expressly but I assume we're not trying to kill the ghost right? I mean, getting rid of the vampire should calm him down one would hope and it might be easier to find whatever treasure he was buried with if he's on-side.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm sure it would be easier to examine if you kicked it over...

FELIPE NO

If you can (And do), you must promise to elbow drop him next turn.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Garr

I have a speed of 5, perhaps I'll try to hit him with The People's Elbow.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Does being restrained stop me from using my Expeditious retreat spell? Does it also stop me from getting up from prone?

Edit: Oh wait, I'm not prone.

Who's the best at thievery here? I have a horrible feeling it's Bob (5). Assuming I can get away from the crazy bitch, I'll magic-shift my way over to the non-flamey dragon and see if I can break it, although I suspect the liquid will hurt just as much as the flames when I fuck it up. If it turns out the vampire is really Evan the barman in disguise and you guys wouldn't let me use him as a canary I'll be most displeased.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That and the whole being thrown against the wall thing and jumped on by a crazy lady, I kinda assumed Bob was lying down.

You make saves at the end of your turn right so Bob's stuck there for at least one round?

Does being restrained prevent you from shoving someone away? I suspect getting some hit points back would be more useful but if she's still there a turn after and I still can't move then a shove backwards followed by an ice shot to the bowl so she gets burned would be comedy and suave if nothing else.

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Brady, you might want to circle round the bowl a bit so you're out of the way if someone sets off the flaming dragon again.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'll save my AP for a double whammy push then shoot at the bowl then, assuming Arg's not smashed it by then (Although one would hope that with the bowl gone, the dragon would just spit fire constantly so just the push would do).

Is a bull rush just like a normal melee attack only with pushing instead of damage?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Is Bob still immobilised and if so, what do I need to roll to recover?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ironically, I don't really need to move now, other than to demonstrate my incredible running away powers to a largely unappreciative audience.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That's the last time I try being heroic and preventing the escape of a bad guy. Flimsy wizards do not good tanks make.

FELIPE NO

If you throw enough slime around they might start falling over though and attacking prone enemies is one of the things we're best at.

How ya doing, buddy?

Tactical retreat it is then. We can come back later with some artillery or something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hey, can Orion confirm that his character will be bang up for making deals with underworld spirits and organised criminals?

Also thank you Pang for not killing all of us off this time. I'm not entirely sure how that managed to go so badly, although my propensity for rolling low, single digit attack rolls hasn't helped any.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I threw a fireball at Lissa hoping to hasten her retreat, not piss her off (And because I didn't have the range to hit the gnome).

Lucky Garrmondo was there to soak up that crossbow bolt eh?

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Just because Soggy's a cripple, doesn't make him useless!



How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by a lurker

I'm waiting with baited breath. Will Soggy ever walk again?

Let the newbies carry him around in a sedan chair.

Is LeHah going to play a burly Arab then?



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Alright, that's it, start fluffing my pillows.

Let's have me sit on Args' shoulders, and just fuse both characters into one massive, horrifying Thunderdome reference.

Could he not eat you then have you push through his stomach in some sort of hideous Total Recall reference?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think we should sacrifice him on that handy altar in the next room and all gain enough divine experience to hit epic tier, thereby making fights with insects or gnomes a bit easier.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

He's going to be a pixie isn't he.

Edit: I swear these fucking dice are loaded against me.

Edit 2: I assume you're not going to let Bob wear his Eagle Eye Goggles over his new mask are you Pang? If LeHah comes in as a ranged dude he can have them, if not Bob can stick them on eBay.

How ya doing, buddy?