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**The unmovable stubborn** · Apr 24, 2009, 03:20 AM

what the fuck, dude?

mistakes were made

imbibed

regurgitated

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value tart · Apr 24, 2009, 03:39 AM

I figured as much

But even as I was able to read most of what you wrote

The translation from Pangdrunk to English of IMPSRTESSOBEIBE eludes me

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Apr 24, 2009, 09:53 AM

Pang, when does Gabe make his save roll against being dominated and can I use that brooch thing to give him another go if he fails?

I'm fairly certain he could kill Bob in little more than two blows.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Apr 24, 2009, 09:50 AM

At the end of his turn, like most saves

And no reason why not

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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Apr 24, 2009, 03:53 PM

Can I use it retroactively to let him have another go at the save at the end of his last turn? I'd rather not have him get a swing in at all if it can be helped.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · 10:20 AM

Sure, I'll go edit a roll in.

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Originally Posted by Bacon Man

The translation from Pangdrunk to English of IMPSRTESSOBEIBE eludes me

"IMPRESSIVE", I'm pretty sure.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***Sarag*** · Apr 24, 2009, 01:26 PM

Pang the one day you drunk post and you don't even go into chat.

The hell.

The hell.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Apr 24, 2009, 01:33 PM

The hell would I want to go into chat for

I ended up pretty nauseous as it was without having to deal with that shit

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***Sarag*** · Apr 24, 2009, 09:15 PM

What, don't you like me

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Apr 25, 2009, 12:39 AM

First two-thirds of arcane power is out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bradylama · Local time: Apr 25, 2009, 04:19 AM

I'll be going to a music festival so I'll let Deni control Argumentus in my stead for today. And if beardo just up and disappears then Garr can do it, I guess.

FELIPE NO

**The unmovable stubborn** · Apr 25, 2009, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

First two-thirds of arcane power is out.

The entire drama surrounding AP is hilarious, a whole squad of pirates with noble pretenses trying to "teach WotC a lesson" and failing miserably. I don't appreciate the official PDFs being rescinded either since I have very little use for physical books, but the rationale behind it is sound and I'd be highly surprised if sales of Arcane Power weren't higher than those of Martial Power due to the increased difficulty in pirating it. I know I would have buckled by now if I was DMing for a local group.

Obviously many of my D&D books aren't legit, but I don't pretend to be crusading for something.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Apr 26, 2009, 03:50 AM

I've not been paying attention. There's drama?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Apr 26, 2009, 05:18 AM

To give you an idea of the drama level, ENWorld built a temporary subforum to contain it:

Temp forum: WotC's PDF policy - EN World D&D / RPG News

4,700 posts over one policy announcement. Bitches really, really want their free candy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Apr 26, 2009, 02:09 PM

Good lord. Man, even if I was buying these things in hardcopy I'd still want the pdfs. But bitches. Relax.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Apr 27, 2009, 10:44 AM

I know nobody's said it expressly but I assume we're not trying to kill the ghost right? I mean, getting rid of the vampire should calm him down one would hope and it might be easier to find whatever treasure he was buried with if he's on-side.

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Bradylama · Local time: Apr 27, 2009, 01:34 PM

Go ahead and move Gareth if it doesn't interfere with my turn. I just want to know if there's something important about the Deis before I do anything else.

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Apr 28, 2009, 08:43 AM

I'm sure it would be easier to examine if you kicked it over...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Apr 28, 2009, 05:45 PM

If you can (And do), you must promise to elbow drop him next turn.

FELIPE NO

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Apr 28, 2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Garr

I have a speed of 5, perhaps I'll try to hit him with The People's Elbow.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Apr 29, 2009, 01:15 PM

Pang, I hate your dice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Apr 30, 2009, 03:51 AM

I has stoled all of ur twenties

u will nevr get them bak

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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · 05:15 AM

Does being restrained stop me from using my Expeditious retreat spell? Does it also stop me from getting up from prone?

Edit: Oh wait, I'm not prone.

Who's the best at thievery here? I have a horrible feeling it's Bob (5). Assuming I can get away from the crazy bitch, I'll magic-shift my way over to the non-flamey dragon and see if I can break it, although I suspect the liquid will hurt just as much as the flames when I fuck it up. If it turns out the vampire is really Evan the barman in disguise and you guys wouldn't let me use him as a canary I'll be most displeased.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Apr 30, 2009, 05:15 AM

Yeah, anything that would let you move out of the space is right out when you're Restrained. Standing up is fine but then you're not prone so it's a bit of a rhetorical issue.

(the bluish icon on Bob is Weakened if that's what made you think of Prone)

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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · 10:35 AM

That and the whole being thrown against the wall thing and jumped on by a crazy lady, I kinda assumed Bob was lying down.

You make saves at the end of your turn right so Bob's stuck there for at least one round?

Does being restrained prevent you from shoving someone away? I suspect getting some hit points back would be more useful but if she's still there a turn after and I still can't move then a shove backwards followed by an ice shot to the bowl so she gets burned would be comedy and suave if nothing else.

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Brady, you might want to circle round the bowl a bit so you're out of the way if someone sets off the flaming dragon again.

I was speaking idiomatically.