Products of Creation Science

I'd love to go to one.

I'd leave a giant fucking soft-serve Cleaveland Steamer right in the middle of the aisle.

"EVEN YOUR GOD CAN'T MIRACLE THIS AWAY, YOU CHRISTIAN BASTARDS"

Either than or go into the gift store and replace all the books with Nietzsche and Feuerbach.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LordsSword

Science is free of agendas but people are not. Fraud for the sake of proving evolution has been tried many times by its proponents.

Okay, so lets go to the Creation Museum and see what you have as evidence, shall we...?





Wait, what? Catholicism has to do with dinosaurs? Oh shi--



Hold on...



Wait a second...!



I SAID SLOW DOWN, MY MIND CAN'T TAKE THIS...



WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.



...



GTFO

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by LordsSword

I like the fact that you demonstrate a knowlege of and respect for the virtue of Christian values and the proper adherance to such values.

"The belief in the existence of God is the belief in a special existence, separate from the existence of man and Nature. A special existence can only be proved in a special manner. This faith is therefore only then a true and living one when special effects, immediate appearances of God, miracles, are believed in. Where, on the other hand, the belief in God is identified with the belief in the world, where the belief in God is no longer a special faith, where the general being, of the world takes possession of the whole man, there also vanishes the belief in special effects and appearances of God. Belief in God is wrecked, is stranded on the belief in the world, in natural effects as the only true ones. As here the belief in miracles is no longer anything more than the belief in historical, past miracles, so the existence of God is also only an historical, in itself atheistic conception."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by killerpineapple

And my apologies if I seem to be inflicting my views on anyone. I just want to defend my beliefs and encourage people not to judge a Christian (or any other group for that matter) by their cover.

So Christians hide just like those damn, dirty jews?

Seriously though? if you need to defend your beliefs, theres something wrong with them. Believe in something, stop trying to sell it with this guardhouse lawyer nonsense.

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver

I imagine it's because they don't want false statements about their religion being spread around.

False statements in religion?!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by killerpineapple

So how about moral beliefs

Morals are bullshit. Everyone has a different set of them and they're not quantifiable. What you think is fucked up, I think is funny. I think throwing pennies at jews and telling them to build me pyramids is a great joke - but not nearly as funny as the idea of passing twenty silver pieces out to a congregation.

Originally Posted by killerpineapple

Or maybe people just feel like speaking up when certain people get the wrong idea.

And it always seems to be the wrong people who speak up, isnt it? Or how else would everyone here have the stereotype of the ignorant pseudo-facist Christian follower. Certainly not by large majorities of intelligent, well-spoken, happy-go-lucky people we see day after day...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by killerpineapple

I don't think you are going to get a lot of "intelligent, well-spoken, happy-go-lucky people " to jump on the "morals suck" and "stereotypes are good" bandwagon.

The first person to say that stereotypes aren't based on anything is the first person to get laughed at. People just don't like owning up to anything, especially on the internet.

That said - the fact that you equate intelligent people with moral people shows just how fucking insipid and small-minded you actually are. I may be a sinner going to Hell the way he wants to - but I am not the one who's giving the big Jesus handjob of moral superiority over people who make a personal decision to do wrong.

I mean, at the very least, any time I get head, I do it to spite your God.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

And you also bite off of Deadwood, which is pretty fucking sweet.

The world needs more Wild Bill.

The funny thing is that I've gotten use to that as an AIM away message for so long, I forgot it was from Deadwood...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Watts

There is no rampaging horde of creationists that can make it stick.

"This house is brand new! It hasn't burned down yet! That means it must be completely immune to fire!"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Right? Right? Right? hey guys

Did you know that you can stem threads from being interesting by not posting in them yourself? That you too can stop the viral infection that is internet posting?



There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Watts

It's complacent or lazy to assume that other agendas are not at work in modern day curriculum. Presenting and passing on modern day values onto the next generation.

Its complacent or lazy to make a statement and not present evidence to the current situation. Okay, so there have been times that science has been twisted into an agenda - either make an example involving current situations or shut up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

I went to a school with a high number of college-going graduates.

I like the inference that people who believe in theological creation are people who struggle to get their GED.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Watts

Simple minded insults from a simple minded person.

To coin Auden - "I smell an era of blood and prominent banning"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a lurker

So God can make 10 million year old rocks for the purpose of ___, because he works in mysterious ways and can do whatever he wants.

See, heres the problem. God can create a rock thats millions of years older than the earth actually is - but the guy can't make a BLT because its from an unclean animal.

Something there just don't add up, if you ask me.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by LordsSword

In him we were also chosen, having been predestined according to the plan of him

Doesn't acknowledging God and then admitting to predestination cancel each other out?

Quote:

I explained things in a way that you would understand.

So God tells you to be condescending as well. I see.

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Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Predestination? You mean this fucker's a Calvinist now? He can't even seem to keep his belief systems straight.

Well, cut the guy some slack. He prays to something that cannot be logically understood or agreed upon by any two people in the entire world. He'd have to be a LITTLE confused...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

That's not what Dull meant. It rained bread every morning during the exodus. They just had to pick it up every morning. You know, because they couldn't cook.

I can't make shit like that up.

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

- King Missile: Jesus Was Way Cool (Excerpts)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What I want to know if LordSword understands that if there is a God, he's an athiest.

That means I'm either right that there isn't a God - or God understands why I don't believe in him. Means I have a better shot at an afterlife than some blowhard cumbag who thinks that acting anonymously on the internet for his idiot religious morals is the new way to pull bedsheets over your head and burn black people's houses.

Originally Posted by LordsSword

deep down there is something unsettled that points to a God.

Right now, the only thing thats pointing is my ass in the toilet. Duchess double cheeseburgers go through you like a buffalo stampede.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by killerpineapple

Interesting.

Not really. Theres dozens of quotes that logically dismiss the idea of God; the only thing that keeps him perpetuating is self-willed ignorance or the naturally vapid.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

So you're essentially trying to kiss your god's ass to get into his post-death rave?

Thats the way I read it.

Basically, if I had a really good pitch, I could say "Give me $500 and you go to heaven when you die" and I'll be just as legit as his current bullshit theological idealism.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I'm pretty sure the Catholic Church already tried that one a few decades ago. At least you know it could work! =D

Decades? I take it you're not familiar with the fact that Martin Luther abolished it a long time before that...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Grail

I'm sure if there is a God, I SERIOUSLY doubt that he would enjoy having several groups made out of his image bickering about how one is better than the other.

To alter one of the oldest arguements against God - If there is a God, why does he allow people to argue over him? Either he doesn't exist and thusly cannot care or he's a dipshit and enjoys watching people argue.

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Originally Posted by Grail

Well it does have to do with the whole free will thing, but more importantly, if there is a God. Though I just think it's hilarious that most of the time it's the ones who worship him the most that are the ones probably going to burn for insulting him unintentionally.

There is a very simple problem with your arguement. You say that people are insulting him unintentionally by improper worship. Unless you have direct, proven contact with God himself - how are you doing any different than they are? How do you know differently than them? (Admitting athieism after this point only proves you may not understand what you're saying.)

How ya doing, buddy?