[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Gentlemen, your wikis:

Gheth McGarnigal

Glockenspiel McSteelChest

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I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Out of curiousity, what's inaccurate about mine, and what should I avoid using?

ahahahahaha ignore that

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo

how many fights suddenly happen against archers hiding up walls

Archers? Hell, all I need is anything with an initiative better than 2.

Gonna have some rough opening rounds I tell you what

FELIPE NO

There are a handful of brass items in the Compendium, so I'd be inclined to say that brass is available.

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SKILLS, WHAT DOES "STAND BY" MEAN TO YOU

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Well okay that's probably my fault but can you snip that post out and save it for later because violent doin's are about to transpire

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I, too, will prop it, when its proper time arrives. Sorry it took so long to set up the fight.

LeHah, opening move's yours just in case you've been ignoring all the skill-monkey shit that's been going on.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Skexis

I will make a conscious effort, though! Less skill checks per capita!

I wasn't complaining by any means. It's just good practices to occasionally smack LeHah upside the head to make sure he's paying attention.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

As it happens, Garr was out of harm's way and you did get one kill. Things could have gone a lot worse if either of you actually knew the rules, of course.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You can attack at the end of a charge, but it's just a basic attack; you can't combine a charge with a power.

And the bonus from a charge is only +1 to hit.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Pango, since I was slowed and not dazed, why did my move action not go through?

On account of I'm inattentive and sloppy.

Map fixed (might require a forced refresh)

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

I need an 8 or higher to be rid of both

I'm going to roll with this answer purely on a "I have no idea, but this is my arbitrary DM ruling" basis.

FELIPE NO

Not really, although I'd be willing to toss a small bonus toward Readied Actions on the basis that, hey, the whole point is that you were ready to do (whatever).

Also, it might persuade people to actually use Readied Actions once in a blue moon

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't know either! The Manual provides absolutely no explanation in flavor for why these things have a damaging aura! They just do! For no apparent reason!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, it's just fluff. I don't fiddle with anyone's turn order unless they Delay.

Fixed Gheth's placement, sorry

There's nowhere I can't reach.

yeah it is

I definitely didn't fuck up the map twice in a row

that would be really sad if I had actually done that

which I didn't

at all





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Originally Posted by LeHah

1.) Whats that icon next to my character on the newest map update? I can't make it out.

2.) The bastard sword has lifedrinking abilities. Is this something I have to "say" I'm going to use or is this automatic?

1. It's just indicating that you're granting combat advantage to the Hive Lord, in accordance with your Brash Strike.

Or, you know, what Acer said.

2. It triggers automatically when you kill somethin'.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Honestly I don't really get the flipping out about the heavily-armored sword 'n board guy rushing into melee.

That's what they're FOR, people.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Yeah, as long as you keep spending a minor on it every turn it keeps going (provided the power doesn't have some other explicit end condition).

Quote:

trade my Hold Foe daily for Spiritual Weapon

Done.

How ya doing, buddy?

A new druid build has been released

Now, in D&D

you can literally be a dog with bees in your mouth

and when you bark

it shoots bees at them

I am honored that I am alive to see this day


that is all

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

"I would like to go check it out. Which room do you think it is?"

I give up

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, hopefully some lessons were learned.

Lessons like:

Use your Curse ability on the enemies BEFORE you attack them! That is the point of it!

When somebody suggests you gang up on the obvious big baddie, DO that!

Like, cooperate with each other a LITTLE, maybe! If someone says "I am moving this guy here so you can flank him", you should probably flank that guy!

Don't forcibly drag your damage sponge away from the melee!

FUCK!

Seriously guys just pay a little attention to what the other players are doing and you can mesh much better and cut the length of these fights in half.

Anyway somebody needs to actually steer this party somewhere in the next 24 hours or I'm just going to open the adventure to a random page and teleport your asses.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, I mean.... Hive, yeah.

Sorry for gettin' all hostile, folks

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I am liking this thing where you guys just assume that any actual minotaurs are in the vicinity

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Don't despair! Enough rolls on the random destination table, and you'll surely arrive in a good place eventually!

I was speaking idiomatically.