[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I dunno, three way flankin seems kinda dangerous.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Whats my fucking HP at? I can't even fucking tell my math is so inconsistant.

Eh, fuck it. Back into the battle.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fourty.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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On top of it I also fucked up my roll for Insightful Strike.

Sorry, I'm fighting off a cold. I can't think straight.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Pang, if a skill says it lasts until your next turn, but has "sustain minor" in the description, does that mean you can keep sustaining it until the end of combat?

Also, I couldn't trade my Hold Foe daily for Spiritual Weapon, could I?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, as long as you keep spending a minor on it every turn it keeps going (provided the power doesn't have some other explicit end condition).

Quote:

trade my Hold Foe daily for Spiritual Weapon

Done.

How ya doing, buddy?

Alright, hopefully this jerk is dead soon.

This hobo is gonna go take a nice hot shower.

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that was a nice hot shower =)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A new druid build has been released

Now, in D&D

you can literally be a dog with bees in your mouth

and when you bark

it shoots bees at them

I am honored that I am alive to see this day


that is all

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I envy the people who will start in a month and a half, when they have the ability to legitimately play as a sentient pile of sawdust that has psionic powers.

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Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

A new druid build has been released

Now, in D&D

you can literally be a dog with bees in your mouth

and when you bark

it shoots bees at them


that is all

The sad part is, it just makes me love the design team even more.

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Also, I'm sure we've all already seen these, but if you haven't, you fucking should.

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

"I would like to go check it out. Which room do you think it is?"

I give up

FELIPE NO

Bottom right corner.

Path of Shadows goes off outside the city, but before it goes all shadowy and shit, there's another room off the side. It's not connected to the trading post and doesn't have a numerical legend entry.

It's the only room on the entire map like that. =o

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Consider this a fancy way of saying I'm using [Unsleeping Watcher] to regain the dailies

How ya doing, buddy?

If every random encounter is going to eat dailies like that one, you guys ought to stock up on rations as it's going to take weeks to search the labyrinth if you need a six hour rest after each fight.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, hopefully some lessons were learned.

Lessons like:

Use your Curse ability on the enemies BEFORE you attack them! That is the point of it!

When somebody suggests you gang up on the obvious big baddie, DO that!

Like, cooperate with each other a LITTLE, maybe! If someone says "I am moving this guy here so you can flank him", you should probably flank that guy!

Don't forcibly drag your damage sponge away from the melee!

FUCK!

Seriously guys just pay a little attention to what the other players are doing and you can mesh much better and cut the length of these fights in half.

Anyway somebody needs to actually steer this party somewhere in the next 24 hours or I'm just going to open the adventure to a random page and teleport your asses.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

When somebody suggests you gang up on the obvious big baddie, DO that!

Hey, I lead the goddamn charge toward the end. If someone wants to help, they can jump in whenever it suits them.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I just wasn't sure that dragging a huge bug with the ability to spew vomit over anything in a 20 foot radius to us was a good idea, Pang. And I'm pretty sure I indicated that I cursed my targets before hitting them since warlock's curse is listed as an at-will spell. Or is it that I can only curse and then the next turn the curse becomes effective? I'd love to know.

But yeah, I was pretty clear on taking the big guy out. However Skills and Garr did make sure that we weren't flanked by C which was good.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, it went kinda badly in the disorganized way, which is why I thought we should sort of rest up and try again properly. I apologize for dragging it out by attempting to prevent too much flanking on Delic, though.

I'll edit it so that we go back into the maze, since no one else seems to be taking charge of any kind.

Edit: And that edit is done. Ignore the slavers, let's do what we were here to do.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

To be fair, although the game has been running for ages now, the party are all new and haven't fought together before. Even by the time the original Horde started planning for their various retirements we were still displaying an almost complete lack of any tactical sense or ability to coordinate our battle plans.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

gang up on the obvious big baddie, DO that!

I wondered about that. I didn't want to finish off the big guy and then get mopped up by a bunch of adults with 67 health each. I should have known killing the boss would affect the rest in some way.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, I mean.... Hive, yeah.

Sorry for gettin' all hostile, folks

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It's fair enough. I just figured the adults would go into some sort of rage when their leader bit it, or something.

To everyone else, I don't want to keep stepping on toes by repeatedly taking charge, so if anyone has any ideas on how to proceed, be sure to post them in here.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So, I've been thinking, this may be our best chance to try to get some info about where these minotaurs are.

Thoughts on looking for the leader/taking hostages?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I am liking this thing where you guys just assume that any actual minotaurs are in the vicinity

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?