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Well, I know they aren't necessarily going to be hanging out with the orc guys, but the orc guys might know a place they've had to avoid for fear of being pulverized by cloven hooves, or hey, maybe there's that one minotaur outcast that's a bodyguard for the orc slavers.

I'm just trying to be a good adventurer but seeing 'no specific destination' on every travel roll is somewhat disconcerting.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Don't despair! Enough rolls on the random destination table, and you'll surely arrive in a good place eventually!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Skex read my mind.

Don't worry nigga, I got this.

FELIPE NO

I swear to god if "cow man" turns out to be some sort of convoluted D&D Mo0 joke then I will punch Pang in the kidneys at the meet

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

To put Skills' diplomacy attempt into perspective, the Dungeon Master's guide suggests 33 as a "Hard" skill check for 30th-level characters.

I am going to need to edit

some of these maps


Viva la revolucion!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by I. Nathan Higgers, Esq.

I swear to god if "cow man" turns out to be some sort of convoluted D&D Mo0 joke then I will punch Pang in the kidneys at the meet

Pang, I do believe the gauntlet has been thrown down.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is it still worth calling the new group the "Horde"? After all, the necromancer nutcase and all of his cronies have left the building, and this new group seems less into just attacking everything it sees. Perhaps it's time to put the old name to rest before these different nutcases defile it with things like diplomacy. And communication.

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Nobody has suggested anything else, really.

Although in my campaign notes I call them "The G-Men"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What's wrong with Horde?

I was speaking idiomatically.

nothing at all. I will say the fact that since EVERYONE in the group now is ridiculous on the RP front, I'm waiting to see what happens the next time Gordok turns into a bear.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You guys should join me in the new place so that you aren't all that far away when something nasty happens. Also so we can check more than one room at a time, here.

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Originally Posted by LeHah

Kraal Kraal Kraal

Rule #18 of Dungeons & Dragons Land: Limber Up

No but seriously time for some asskicking

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Now you throw them a huge, probably magical warhammer.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Acer forgot his stealth roll.

I threw one in on my post, but I dunno if you're going to use it. It's pretty shit, unfortunately.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Mine is even shitter ='D

Guys, I'd appreciate more assists even if I do get a plus 5 because of skittering sneak.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't know about all this skill rolling malarky. Time was all a party of adventurers needed was a big retard to kick the doors in and plenty of healing surges and a spot of divine intervention for when the ensuing fight went badly. Ah, it was a simpler time back then, I remember when all this was fields...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It was certainly a far more... uncivilized era.

Or perhaps the young ones nowadays are soft and weak.

Your pick.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Not enough angry dwarves and troll sized retards is the main problem I think.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

They have a dragon and a man specifically designed for war in their party.

There is no excuse for not leaving a trail of dead behind you.

Although the scabs thing Skills did was pure skill.

FELIPE NO

So...I'm out of nonviolent ideas.

My suggestion is to have a large wooden badger kamikaze animal of some sort come down from the ceiling to force that guy out of the rope square before he can pull it and then just let bloodthirst take its course.

How ya doing, buddy?

I was thinking he should transform, and sever the rope with his weapon or something, so that when he comes crashing down we can just proceed to fuck these two guys over without any of their blackup arriving.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

fuck hism up garr

you can do it i have faith

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I'm starting to feel that Gord is slightly braindamaged. Based on this I move that he becomes the Horde's tactician.

Additional Spam:
I just noticed that Skills has the highest Intelligence AND Charisma of the team.

+

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

As per Skills' post, I guess Acer gets to take his turn now, right? I wasn't following the rolls very well, so I'm not sure how much health he has.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, after Skills' interference and meddling Glock is now at 18 HP and quite conscious, but I don't know if he'll still want to go ahead with his Pyrotechnics plan since he's no longer atop the bell.

PS: also added the enemy defenses to post #190, dunno why I keep slipping up on that.

I was speaking idiomatically.