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Aug 8, 2006 - 06:53 PM |
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Country Status Report - FOOD EDITION |
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Well, it´s nice to see my favorite fruits like limes and bananas are fucking dirt cheap here. I smash through nine bananas and maybe ten limes a day for less than a dollar. Sometimes for dinner I get these things called CHURASCOS that consist of two big ass pieces of carne asada, baked potato and tortillas that costs about $1.50. Beautiful.
But then cold reality hits.
No McGriddles at McDonalds. Even after a two and a half years my tastes buds YEARN.
No Flaming Hot Cheetos.
No Burger King.
The Rice Crispies box is invaded by some strange frog... What happened to those three faggots?
No KFC.
The milk just doesn´t taste right.
No Buffalo (Cayenne Pepper) Sauce.
No Vanilla Coke... Or Dr. Pepper. Not that I drink soda anymore, but it was kind of reassuring to see these staples.
Damn, even silly shit, like Ranch Doritos. They do, however, have a wide assortment of different types of spicy Cheetos and Doritos. I wonder why the Flaming Hot variety didn´t hit it off here.
No SoBe.
No SoBe.
No SoBe.
No SoBe.
No SoBe.
*Shakes a sad, sad fist at the sky*
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