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Nov 17, 2012 - 12:01 AM
All done
Finally wrapped up my accent (one week)/product (two weeks) training today. Start taking calls this Monday. Feels great to be part of a company that's so not Guatemalan and full of petty, corrupt bullshit. That PS3 is so much closer now!


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Oct 24, 2012 - 10:04 AM
Good to get back to work
Secured a new job at a call center last week. Had to go off the herb for about a week to pass the saliva drug test but all is well now. Depending on my performance I'll be making anywhere between $2.40 and $3 an hour... Which is very good in Guatemala considering minimum wage is roughly $1.10.

Funny, after 10 years I'll be working for UPS again.


Currently Playing: Infected Mushroom - Disco Mushroom

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Oct 17, 2012 - 05:09 PM
Me and the misses
So my girlfriend is a pretty traditional girl. Catholic, wholesome, traditional, conservative, innocent, and on and on. Just about everything I'm not or go against actually hahaha. Been exposing this girl to some shit she'd never be watching or listening to these last five years. Currently the curriculum has her watching Breaking Bad with me, along with a mix of David Lynch movies and even some Neon Genesis Evangelion for the hell of it. I have also successfully weened her off telenovelas, probably my greatest accomplishment with her. This particulary dangerous mission almost backfired on me because, before I could defeat this monster or at least make it dormant, I got trapped and ended up spending a year watching some Colombian novella with her.

Just got done watching the first three episodes of Dexter today. Wonderful show. I knew beforehand that it was about a serial killer no one expects, but the premise is 100x better than I had anticipated. Need to get her watching this shit too.

Anyone know of a good, reliable way to get subtitles on these things (I know, I'm dumb as hell with this stuff) without having to download a video that already includes them? The only thing about exposing her to things that are different is that I have to be Mr. Translator and that shit does end up getting tedious.

Currently Playing: The Doors - Crawling King Snake

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Oct 12, 2012 - 06:31 PM
Me being selfish. So what.
Some background first:

My maternal grandmother had a very good friend from the family of the surname Pacheco. When they both eventually had children their daughters (one obviously being my mom) also became good friends. Then, as I grew up in the states, this continued into a 3rd generation of friendship between myself and their children. When I was 25 and needed to come to Guatemala, the Pacheco family in California recommended me to the Pacheco family here in Guate (the father figures in both families being brothers). I instantly became great friends with the two brothers here, a very strong friendship with Edward Pacheco in particular.

Well, over the last year Edward has gone into the tourist-guide industry, travelling everywhere between mid/south Mexico down to Panama, covering all of Central America. Without drawing this out too much he's basically been banging tourists (primarily from Europe, some from Canada, Australia) at a relentless pace, since he has a group of about 15 people (almost always primarily female) he guides for about three weeks at a time.

He fucked up and knocked up some fucking whore from Switzerland. He came inside her since she had said she was on the pill. Her explanation after the fact was that she had been vomiting around the time of conception and that that probably threw off the pill's effectiveness.

I'm the sort of person that tends to make great friendships with few people and not so much spread it among a lot of people when it comes to IRL. I'm not trying to blame anyone (though I am frustrated so I will curse the name of this bitch) but here's the thing: Edward's talking about moving over there, learning the language, making his life etc. for the sake of the child. He's gonna change his entire life... And here's the crux of this entire entry: this shit is bringing out the jealous, protective little bitch inside me and I hate that too. Edward is not only an awesome friend and an awesome person to me... But A LOT of people here in the neighborhood feel the same way about him. It makes me absolutely sick to my stomach to think that some young cunt from across the world will very possibly take Edward away from all of us just because she didn't get her shit right... Actually, I'm pretty jaded about this topic and after talking it over with him a lot these last few days I'm sure the broad did it on purpose, as so many tend to do. The point is that there are other options god damn it. Why start thinking about starting a family with a girl you just met two weeks ago?

I just can't get over it. All it took for him to nearly be taken away overnight was this fucking girl that got smitten the moment she met him (from what he tells me) getting knocked up. I know I should be taking a lot of this out on him, but he's my friend, and it feels so much better (and easier) hating on her.

The good news is that he told me what I've posted above this Sunday, five days ago... And since then his outlook has grown progressively worse on the entire ordeal and it wouldn't surprise me if he took this thing with this girl in a different direction (he can help fund the child from a distance, or abortion perhaps). I just hate all this and the only bright side I see is that if this child does happen to see the light of day, it'll be in another country and won't have to put up with the raw, shamelessly corrupt brutality of this fucked society I'm in.

This has served to remind me how much I love some of my friends, even if I can never tell them so beyond a drunken bro hug/words. It's also shown me just how low I can go as a human being in order to preserve my little world. Ah, fuck it, I don't care. I just don't want to see my friends go through the same bullshit I did... And, unlike me, he has a lot more to lose.



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Jun 1, 2007 - 05:46 PM
I introduced someone to the INTERNET today.
Haha, I gotta get to fucking work for a sudden night shift but, as I was posting something ten minutes ago the servant girl here (indigenous (sp?) Indian) at the house asked me why the hell I wrote so much when I sat here at the computer. I told her, after making her wait for me to finish my post, that I was simply "talking" to some people.

How?

How? I just type and send it.

To who?

I don't know! People all over the world really. Sometimes my kid's mom, sometimes friends from the States, and sometimes family.

...

Don't you know what the internet is?

No.
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Ten minutes passed and she was mopping near me so I told her to give me a song, any song. And the artist. She gave me Ricardo Montaner and I threw a song at her and she burst into amazement... Then tears. Told me she felt she was getting signs from God to go ahead and go back to her old boyfriend because that was their song yayadyadayada.

I can't believe I was so naive to automatically assume she knew about the internet.


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May 18, 2007 - 08:19 PM
why guru cant win the gaming forum war (=O!)
Haha, I go in the gaming forums and its like a whole nother world. You little bright icons with their shit. It reminds me of something like the Gold Saucer. I feel like I'm walking into an arcade in there.

Shroom season is a comin. Watch out you silly bottlenoses.

More soon before my internet connection is invariably (IS THAT PROPER USE OF THE WORD?) lost again.


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May 17, 2007 - 12:27 AM
Some people need to get punched in the face.
RING RING

Me: Hello?
Caller: ...
Me: Hello!?
Caller: Who am I speaking to?
Me: CLICK

That's the only solution for this sort of telephone tactic. New GF code of honor: If you call a motherfucker and need to inquire about who you are calling, introduce yourself first. It's really not that hard. Be courteous you shit.


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May 10, 2007 - 03:29 PM
OO High + Impulsiveness = GF President idea!
That was the actual title of a thread I was about to make in CC. I thought better about it but will save the memory here. Haha.


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Feb 18, 2007 - 08:46 PM
Can it be?
[08:01] OctoberOmicron: sup homey
[08:01] OctoberOmicron: come back and post
[08:01] OctoberOmicron: things will be ion our favor soon
[08:03] OctoberOmicron: JOIN ME
[08:03] OctoberOmicron: AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY
[08:03] OctoberOmicron: OBI WAN NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER
[08:08] dj satis: bad timing, i'm just about to go out =(
[08:08] OctoberOmicron: aww man
[08:08] dj satis: but remind me tomorrow!
[08:08] OctoberOmicron: butt its something you might be into doing?
[08:08] dj satis: yeah, why not
[08:08] OctoberOmicron: come back and post?
[08:08] OctoberOmicron: skates gone man
[08:08] OctoberOmicron: thiongs can happen
[08:08] OctoberOmicron: come back plese bastard
[08:08] OctoberOmicron: and have fun tonight and bang someone
[08:09] OctoberOmicron: I AM YOUR FATHER
[08:09] dj satis: i already said yes haha. are you drunk?
[08:09] OctoberOmicron: High man, just high.
[08:09] OctoberOmicron: with this stuff from up North.
[08:09] OctoberOmicron: Dude, we have a lot to discuss then
[08:09] OctoberOmicron: but have fun and well catch up!
[08:09] dj satis: we do
[08:09] OctoberOmicron: And guess what
[08:09] dj satis: what
[08:09] OctoberOmicron: this week will be six years since we both joined
[08:09] dj satis: whoa, crazy
[08:09] dj satis: it really has been that long
[08:10] OctoberOmicron: Chinese new year just started yesterday
[08:10] OctoberOmicron: year of the omicron mtoehrfucker!
[08:10] OctoberOmicron: haha, have agood one fucker. TEAM FEDORA JST GOT SOME JOLTS.
[08:11] dj satis: hahaha. catch up with you later!
[08:11] OctoberOmicron: =O


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Feb 15, 2007 - 02:07 PM
trippinmg on Furby
you guys see this giuys sig and avatar? holy fuck that shit freaked me out. its like an anime version of the freak antijesus child that homo satan was carrying around. Fuck dat shit serious. Yous ee it Kurado?

i was smoking some shit todaym, nirvana haze when my weed master returned and showd me new stuff he got and we did a three way weed mix of different strands or whatever. dude im no scientist so bfuck you man. anyhow i think wee is like alcohol int hat if you mix it youre gonna get fucked up more. i am like on one of those string sling roller dirby spinner things yu played with as a kid and i am fucking turvving along.


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