POST HERE IF YOU LOVE THE MOON

We, the Undersigned, hereby demand that The Moon be designated as an Official Place of Awesome, because of The Moon's many excellent qualities, including:



1. It is The Moon!

2. There are no Bears on The Moon

3. If you Played Golf on The Moon it would be Hilarious

4. The Moon is Adorable

5. The Moon no longer Harbors Vampires

6. The Moon probably has Superpowers

7. Experts Estimate that 77% of the Universe's Funk comes from The Moon

8. We have reason to believe that Atlantis is hiding on The Moon

9. "The Moon" is an excellent rhyming tool, a Patron of Poets

10. The Moon is bigger than you so don't fuck with it




If we get 100 signatures we can totally get the ball rolling on this thing, guys! Let's stand together and show our love for The Moon!



------------------------SIGN BELOW THIS LINE IF YOU LOVE THE MOON------------------------


1. Dr. Mr. Mr. P.Q.M. Triscupis, Prime Excellent King





Jam it back in, in the dark.

I sign, if only because of astrophysical reasons, regarding gravity, and the interdimensional PULL and how bullshit the big bang idea is. THE MOON IS IMPORTANT TO LIVE.

PLEASE don't argue with my religious beliefs, k.

I have no fancy name for myself.

- Sassafrass Isa Shiteater

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Moon is my hero.

No bears on the moon is a reason not to sign. Bears are no joke.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I heard the moon doesn't actually exist! It is a conspiracy!

How ya doing, buddy?

The full moon at night is one of the most beautiful things in the universe.

Hail Luna!

-Piccolo The Namek

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Puck

I heard the moon doesn't actually exist! It is a conspiracy!

But it's right there! It is HUGE!

The Moon Is Huge.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

When I go to college, I'm going to major in The Moon.

FELIPE NO

I think the moon would benefit from the presence of bears.

How ya doing, buddy?

On the moon, there is 1/3 less gravity than on Earth. On the moon, your vertical leap is beyond all measurement.

Some would say that the Earth is the Moon's moon.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I so need to sign this. Even though I often wish the moon was a black hole or something cooler like Europa (lol).

And the Moon would definately benefit from some moon-bears. maybe even a few lions and tigers.

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I'll sign when there's gonna be a giant "A&W Rootbeer" sign on it.

And what's with it having no bears? I saw them the other day...



No jokes.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The moon is also one of the best place to install giant death rays to rain destruction upon the unwashed masses below. This, in my opinion, is better than everything else combined.

- YeOldeButchere, Soon-to-be Emperor of this World

How ya doing, buddy?

"The moon - yes, that will be my home. My paradise. I shall find there, all the souls I love - Socrates, Galileo... 'But what the devil is he doing among us?' Philosopher. Scientist. Poet, musician, duellist -- Here lies Hercule-Savinien De Cyrano de Bergerac!"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by YeOldeButchere

This, in my opinion, is better than everything else combined.

You haven't mentionned bears in your opinion. You failed.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There's a moon in the sky. It's called the Moon.

Thank you, Fred Schneider.

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Originally Posted by Manis Tricuspis

2. There are no Bears on The Moon

WHAT IS THIS? I WILL TELL YOU (WHAT THIS IS), IT'S A DOWNSIDE TO THE MOON.

Quote:

6. The Moon probably has Superpowers

But this is good! Get some bears on The Moon, have The Moon do its superpower thing to them. Then I'll sign your below!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Unforgiven

You haven't mentionned bears in your opinion. You failed.

I mentioned bears implicitly. "Everything else" includes all bear related matters, including the potential absence or presence of the aforementioned mammals. Thus, I have not failed, you dimwitted inbred cretin.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Super powered Moon Dinosaurs must have eaten all of the vampires.

The Moon must also be a jealous moon, so adorable that it hates all bears for their nearly equal adorability. Fear the Moon or its death rays might destroy us all! Unless your ugly, the moon has nothing to fear from ugly people.

Chuck Norris bows to the Moon often.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I heard that the moon actually has lower gravity than earth. I'm a big guy and weigh a lot... By this measure my fat ass will actually LOSE weight INSTANTLY.

Signed.

Sr. Juan "El Cephalon" Manuel Verduzco Carbajal Gonzalez Mojado Frijolero Rodriguez Rodriguez Jr.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Puck

I heard the moon doesn't actually exist! It is a conspiracy!

C'mon, moon exists, but maybe Appolo 13's so-called step on the moon might be not.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

that's mad site. I hope he begins to question whether humans really exist.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Of course any of you folk who watch QI with Stephen Fry would know that there is a debate of there being 7 moons in total:

The Moon
3753 Cruithne
(54509) 2000 PH5,
(85770) 1998 UP1
2002 AA29
2003 YN107
2004GU9

Of course all of the academics are in dispute of whether the other 6 are really moons or not.

Also of note the moon is made of cheese, I love cheese.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

lolz

I thought the moon is in fact a Jaffa Cake?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

Also of note the moon is made of cheese, I love cheese.

lol. xDD

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Darko

lolz

I thought the moon is in fact a Jaffa Cake?

No, it is a Rusk.

Jam it back in, in the dark.