POST HERE IF YOU LOVE THE MOON
 

We, the Undersigned, hereby demand that The Moon be designated as an Official Place of Awesome, because of The Moon's many excellent qualities, including:



1. It is The Moon!

2. There are no Bears on The Moon

3. If you Played Golf on The Moon it would be Hilarious

4. The Moon is Adorable

5. The Moon no longer Harbors Vampires

6. The Moon probably has Superpowers

7. Experts Estimate that 77% of the Universe's Funk comes from The Moon

8. We have reason to believe that Atlantis is hiding on The Moon

9. "The Moon" is an excellent rhyming tool, a Patron of Poets

10. The Moon is bigger than you so don't fuck with it


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If we get 100 signatures we can totally get the ball rolling on this thing, guys! Let's stand together and show our love for The Moon!



------------------------SIGN BELOW THIS LINE IF YOU LOVE THE MOON------------------------


1. Dr. Mr. Mr. P.Q.M. Triscupis, Prime Excellent King

I sign, if only because of astrophysical reasons, regarding gravity, and the interdimensional PULL and how bullshit the big bang idea is. THE MOON IS IMPORTANT TO LIVE.

PLEASE don't argue with my religious beliefs, k.

I have no fancy name for myself.

- Sassafrass Isa Shiteater

Moon is my hero.

No bears on the moon is a reason not to sign. Bears are no joke.

I heard the moon doesn't actually exist! It is a conspiracy!

The full moon at night is one of the most beautiful things in the universe.

Hail Luna!

-Piccolo The Namek

But it's right there! It is HUGE!

The Moon Is Huge.

When I go to college, I'm going to major in The Moon.

I think the moon would benefit from the presence of bears.

On the moon, there is 1/3 less gravity than on Earth. On the moon, your vertical leap is beyond all measurement.

Some would say that the Earth is the Moon's moon.

I so need to sign this. Even though I often wish the moon was a black hole or something cooler like Europa (lol).

And the Moon would definately benefit from some moon-bears. maybe even a few lions and tigers.

I'll sign when there's gonna be a giant "A&W Rootbeer" sign on it.

And what's with it having no bears? I saw them the other day...

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No jokes.

The moon is also one of the best place to install giant death rays to rain destruction upon the unwashed masses below. This, in my opinion, is better than everything else combined.

- YeOldeButchere, Soon-to-be Emperor of this World

"The moon - yes, that will be my home. My paradise. I shall find there, all the souls I love - Socrates, Galileo... 'But what the devil is he doing among us?' Philosopher. Scientist. Poet, musician, duellist -- Here lies Hercule-Savinien De Cyrano de Bergerac!"

You haven't mentionned bears in your opinion. You failed.

There's a moon in the sky. It's called the Moon.

Thank you, Fred Schneider.

WHAT IS THIS? I WILL TELL YOU (WHAT THIS IS), IT'S A DOWNSIDE TO THE MOON.

But this is good! Get some bears on The Moon, have The Moon do its superpower thing to them. Then I'll sign your below!

I mentioned bears implicitly. "Everything else" includes all bear related matters, including the potential absence or presence of the aforementioned mammals. Thus, I have not failed, you dimwitted inbred cretin.

Super powered Moon Dinosaurs must have eaten all of the vampires.

The Moon must also be a jealous moon, so adorable that it hates all bears for their nearly equal adorability. Fear the Moon or its death rays might destroy us all! Unless your ugly, the moon has nothing to fear from ugly people.

Chuck Norris bows to the Moon often.

I heard that the moon actually has lower gravity than earth. I'm a big guy and weigh a lot... By this measure my fat ass will actually LOSE weight INSTANTLY.

Signed.

Sr. Juan "El Cephalon" Manuel Verduzco Carbajal Gonzalez Mojado Frijolero Rodriguez Rodriguez Jr.

C'mon, moon exists, but maybe Appolo 13's so-called step on the moon might be not.:edgarrock:

that's mad site. I hope he begins to question whether humans really exist.

Of course any of you folk who watch QI with Stephen Fry would know that there is a debate of there being 7 moons in total:

The Moon
3753 Cruithne
(54509) 2000 PH5,
(85770) 1998 UP1
2002 AA29
2003 YN107
2004GU9

Of course all of the academics are in dispute of whether the other 6 are really moons or not.

Also of note the moon is made of cheese, I love cheese.

lolz

I thought the moon is in fact a Jaffa Cake?

lol. xDD