Once in a lifetime opportunity

You're walking home one night and an alien ships lands in front of you.
Out comes an alien.

He points inside the ship indicating that he wants you to follow him.
This would mean that you would leave earth and not knowing what will happen to you. You might get everlasting life, you might die, you might become an experiment for their race.

Would you take this risk or not? (please use the poll)
Keep in mind that you have to follow him right away, so you don't get the chance to say goodbye to anybody.

I'm interested in how many would say YES / NO.
Feel free to state the reason for your answer if you want.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I find your choices limiting. Where is "No, I don't want to be anally raped by aliens"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is there candy on this ship?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You're walking home one night and a van pulls up beside you and an old man gets out. He points inside his van indicating that he wants you to follow him, but you have to decide right now.

Uh, no. There's not even any candy involved in your scenario.

Also I agree with Timby up there. It's not because I don't want to leave my loved ones, it's because I don't want to play any part in your thinly disguised pedo fantasy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ever since I was a little girl I have thirsted for some sort of adventure to come into my life. However, I know full well I am not cut out for anything like that at all.

I'd politely decline and go back home to smoke a bowl and reflect on what I may have passed up. Then I'd play my 360.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, I'd go with the aliens. And when they're done with their unspeakable experiments, I'd slaughter them all and steal their ship singlehandedly.


What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What?

And miss Iron Chef?

Are you mad?

FELIPE NO

If it was The Doctor beckoning for me to join him in his TARDIS, then yes, definitely.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Lol Sousuke, I agree!

Unless I had something coming up to look forward to, I'd probably go with the alien. My days have become so boring and monotonous that I could use a little adventure. I would of course hope to the heavens that I would be able to return home one day, but if not then meh. At least I'd experience outer space and hopefully see something amazing~ given that they don't rip me apart first >.>

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Uh, this scenario...I don't know...sounds a bit intriguing?

I'd follow a will-o'-the-wisp instead.

Aliens are kind of old nowadays. Even if they have candies.

Even if their plan is impregnanting every woman in the planet and turn humanity into their race.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Ozma

Uh, this scenario...I don't know...sounds a bit intriguing?

I'd follow a will-o'-the-wisp instead.

Aliens are kind of old nowadays. Even if they have candies.

Even if their plan is impregnanting every woman in the planet and turn humanity into their race.

So aliens are old, but you'd follow a folktale that dates back to medieval Europe?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Depends on what the aliens look like really. If they look like their women would be hot I'd go with the aliens.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

So aliens are old, but you'd follow a folktale that dates back to medieval Europe?

Aliens got repeated in films, stories, scenarios, and others way too often.

Now will-o'-the-wisps are old, but they don't really get the spotlight pretty much

And now I'm running off tracks --'

I was speaking idiomatically.

The alien says he has candy made out of bacon.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by gaming

The alien says he has candy made out of bacon.

Then I must do what I must.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by gaming

The alien says he has candy made out of bacon.

Its obviously a trick. Bacon already IS candy.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Why the hell not?

I probably have a better chance of getting laid going with them than staying here.

This scenario does kind of sound like the beginning to a bad porno...

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Rangel

This scenario does kind of sound like the beginning to a bad porno...

Well...

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Timberwolf8889

I find your choices limiting. Where is "No, I don't want to be anally raped by aliens"

There's nowhere I can't reach.