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gaming Aug 26, 2009 03:49 PM

Once in a lifetime opportunity
 
You're walking home one night and an alien ships lands in front of you.
Out comes an alien.

He points inside the ship indicating that he wants you to follow him.
This would mean that you would leave earth and not knowing what will happen to you. You might get everlasting life, you might die, you might become an experiment for their race.

Would you take this risk or not? (please use the poll)
Keep in mind that you have to follow him right away, so you don't get the chance to say goodbye to anybody.

I'm interested in how many would say YES / NO.
Feel free to state the reason for your answer if you want.

Timberwolf8889 Aug 26, 2009 03:51 PM

I find your choices limiting. Where is "No, I don't want to be anally raped by aliens"

SuperNova Aug 26, 2009 03:52 PM

Is there candy on this ship?

Radez Aug 26, 2009 03:53 PM

You're walking home one night and a van pulls up beside you and an old man gets out. He points inside his van indicating that he wants you to follow him, but you have to decide right now.

Uh, no. There's not even any candy involved in your scenario.

Also I agree with Timby up there. It's not because I don't want to leave my loved ones, it's because I don't want to play any part in your thinly disguised pedo fantasy.

Jessykins Aug 26, 2009 04:02 PM

Ever since I was a little girl I have thirsted for some sort of adventure to come into my life. However, I know full well I am not cut out for anything like that at all.

I'd politely decline and go back home to smoke a bowl and reflect on what I may have passed up. Then I'd play my 360.

Lord Styphon Aug 26, 2009 04:06 PM

Yeah, I'd go with the aliens. And when they're done with their unspeakable experiments, I'd slaughter them all and steal their ship singlehandedly.
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Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Aug 26, 2009 04:34 PM

What?

And miss Iron Chef?

Are you mad?

Sousuke Aug 26, 2009 04:48 PM

If it was The Doctor beckoning for me to join him in his TARDIS, then yes, definitely. :3:

Ceres Aug 26, 2009 06:09 PM

Lol Sousuke, I agree!

Unless I had something coming up to look forward to, I'd probably go with the alien. My days have become so boring and monotonous that I could use a little adventure. I would of course hope to the heavens that I would be able to return home one day, but if not then meh. At least I'd experience outer space and hopefully see something amazing~ given that they don't rip me apart first >.>

Ozma Aug 27, 2009 04:36 AM

Uh, this scenario...I don't know...sounds a bit intriguing?

I'd follow a will-o'-the-wisp instead.

Aliens are kind of old nowadays. Even if they have candies.

Even if their plan is impregnanting every woman in the planet and turn humanity into their race.

No. Hard Pass. Aug 27, 2009 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozma (Post 722254)
Uh, this scenario...I don't know...sounds a bit intriguing?

I'd follow a will-o'-the-wisp instead.

Aliens are kind of old nowadays. Even if they have candies.

Even if their plan is impregnanting every woman in the planet and turn humanity into their race.

So aliens are old, but you'd follow a folktale that dates back to medieval Europe?

DarkMageOzzie Aug 27, 2009 11:42 AM

Depends on what the aliens look like really. If they look like their women would be hot I'd go with the aliens.

Ozma Aug 28, 2009 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 722255)
So aliens are old, but you'd follow a folktale that dates back to medieval Europe?

Aliens got repeated in films, stories, scenarios, and others way too often.

Now will-o'-the-wisps are old, but they don't really get the spotlight pretty much:orange:

And now I'm running off tracks --'

gaming Aug 28, 2009 09:59 AM

The alien says he has candy made out of bacon.

bluesy violin Aug 30, 2009 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaming (Post 722486)
The alien says he has candy made out of bacon.

Then I must do what I must.

Temari Aug 30, 2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaming (Post 722486)
The alien says he has candy made out of bacon.

Its obviously a trick. Bacon already IS candy.

Rangel Aug 31, 2009 01:02 AM

Why the hell not?

I probably have a better chance of getting laid going with them than staying here.

This scenario does kind of sound like the beginning to a bad porno...

Ozma Aug 31, 2009 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangel (Post 722791)
This scenario does kind of sound like the beginning to a bad porno...

Well...:eye:

Spoiler:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Timberwolf8889 (Post 722168)
I find your choices limiting. Where is "No, I don't want to be anally raped by aliens"



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