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Sony E3 Conference EVERYONE CRIES
So Sony has a big ol conference tomorrow. Something about CASUALS and guitars and Final Fantasy 7 and noone was all that impressed.
Let's talk about it! Jam it back in, in the dark. 
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 Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006
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Is E3 still in America? If so, I wouldn't expect much from Sony. I think even they've admitted that PS3 is strictly for Europeans and Japs. Apparently it's only the UK and US where the 360 is still outselling the triple now.
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E3 is held in outer space. That's what my friend told me.
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006
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Member 469 Level 30.22 Mar 2006
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I once heard that shanting its theme near a rainbow will reveal the bald sony guy and lead you to e3 but you need the golden ticket beforehand or you'll be taken to the world of ruined games.
E3 is a myth. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  New Record! |
Member 267 Level 49.52 Mar 2006
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Who is this bald sony guy you speak of?
I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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I hope they reveal Lemmings 2. It was on release lists for a while then vanished. You can't just remake Lemmings 1, put it on all three Sorny systems and leave it at that. You need Lemmings 2!
AND A LEMMINGS 3 >=|  What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 174 Level 11.98 Mar 2006
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Sony will announce that HOME closed beta signups are reopening in 2011. Also, Little Big Planet will go multi-platform, but Duke Nukem Forever will be an exclusive. More companies will rush to announce their intentions to not support trophies. God of War III will be slated for a Q4 of 09 release date, but will be scaled back to a T rating in order to appeal to a wider audience.
Gigantic new update will add unprecedented new copy protection for blu ray discs including regional lockout and inability to play a movie or game if it has ever been played on another PS3 console. Final Fantasy VII remake will be announced for FoCoMa mobile phones. New 10gb model will be announced with a $379 price point, slated to replace both current models on the market. It will be bundled with a copy of Alone in the Dark and will feature an all new technology called 'negative backwards compatibility' in which it will actually crush and incinerate any Playstation 2 game inserted into the disc drive. Every new PS3 will now ship with $1.50 in Playstation Network Points and complimentary anal lube. I called it first. FELIPE NO  This picture of a My Little Pony represents my failure to review the Mix CD that was sent to me. Like this image, I am a shining beacon of shame and disgrace. |
Member 3476 Level 53.02 Mar 2006
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Sony E3 thread?
 What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 222 Level 36.56 Mar 2006
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Jam it back in, in the dark. I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Hay guys Sony's conference is like an hour or so away right? It's 3:30 AM here, I guess I might as well be a He-Man and keep going.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Infernal, I'll love you forever if you do. I'll love you forever if you don't. I'll love you forever.
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006
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Member 1023 Level 27.04 Mar 2006
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Incredible. Sony has a chance of stealing the entire show... just by showing some real games. Even REAL TIME WEAPONS CHANGE and Giant Enemy Crab would be win at this point...
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Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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 Maybe I can stay up and sleep at the same time, this chair has sturdy arm rests!I was speaking idiomatically. |
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Scholeski
Member 70 Level 26.54 Mar 2006
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Even if Sony announce a new Oral Sex peripheral for the PS3 it still won't top that megaton that dropped in regards to FFXIII.
I suspect as always the Sony presentation to be a bunch of smoke and mirrors they'll say as little as they can and then make a hoohah out of it. RIIIIIDGE RACCCCERRRRRR!!!!! I dare sense a FF7 remake out of sheer desperation. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Last edited by El Ray Fernando; Jul 15, 2008 at 12:42 PM.
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Member 419 Level 23.33 Mar 2006
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Only thing left for Sony is the FFVII remake lol
FELIPE NO |
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Scholeski
Member 70 Level 26.54 Mar 2006
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I love how he has to start explaining the life cycles of the PSone and PS2 to somehow justify the crappy start the PS3 has had. We heard the PS3 visionary talk 2 years ago.
Oh and talking about Blu-ray again we heard this all 2 years ago. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 20 Level 52.53 Feb 2006
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BREAKING NEWS: PLAYSTATION HOME GOING MULTI-PLATFORM
Wow just wow. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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Scholeski
Member 70 Level 26.54 Mar 2006
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I think I'm about to go to sleep.......................
I like how he mentions PS3 had huge releases and mentions 2.5 games. @Mush if that quote has any trickle of truth (I doubt it) thats some major lol. I wouldn't be surprised if it did come out for another system before Sony releases it. But again I just don't see Sony letting that happen. There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by El Ray Fernando; Jul 15, 2008 at 01:51 PM.
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Member 87 Level 26.97 Mar 2006
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WTF IS THAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER IN RESISTANCE.
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Member 10 Level 40.02 Feb 2006
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A next-gen powerpoint presentation. This is living.
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Nothing says we need to beat what's wrong Nothing manmade remains made long That's a debt we can't back out of |
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Scholeski
Member 70 Level 26.54 Mar 2006
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Is it me or are they being forced to hype the PS2 again as in his words 'an entry level' to gaming so as to compete it with the Wii at the lower price range.
I like how he spurges that gaming used to be about isolation and that the PSnetwork has brought people together. After the failed PS2 online play it was only because of Xbox LIVE that they even gave a shit about people who wanted to play online. How ya doing, buddy?
Last edited by El Ray Fernando; Jul 15, 2008 at 02:09 PM.
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Member 1640 Level 16.17 Mar 2006
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What is this William Shatnet lookalike talking about? While the Little Big Planet presentation was briliant, they jump to PS2 after showcasing only 2 PS3 games?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? Return to Crystal Lake...  My Wii Friend Code 1942-4227-2974-0276 |
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Scholeski
Member 70 Level 26.54 Mar 2006
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'Fat Princess'?? You have to be kidding.
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Member 87 Level 26.97 Mar 2006
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Definitely getting Rachet and Clank. And it's kinda sad that a flower game looks more interesting than the others so far.
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Scholeski
Member 70 Level 26.54 Mar 2006
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Time to get the developer suits to big up the PS3 dev kit. Its more like a plea to get dev's not to stray to the 360/wii.
GOW 3 onw of the biggest titles Sony has to offer barely gets 45 seconds. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by El Ray Fernando; Jul 15, 2008 at 02:58 PM.
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