Sony E3 Conference EVERYONE CRIES
 

So Sony has a big ol conference tomorrow. Something about CASUALS and guitars and Final Fantasy 7 and noone was all that impressed.

Let's talk about it!

Is E3 still in America? If so, I wouldn't expect much from Sony. I think even they've admitted that PS3 is strictly for Europeans and Japs. Apparently it's only the UK and US where the 360 is still outselling the triple now.

E3 is held in outer space. That's what my friend told me.

I once heard that shanting its theme near a rainbow will reveal the bald sony guy and lead you to e3 but you need the golden ticket beforehand or you'll be taken to the world of ruined games.
E3 is a myth.

Who is this bald sony guy you speak of?

I hope they reveal Lemmings 2. It was on release lists for a while then vanished. You can't just remake Lemmings 1, put it on all three Sorny systems and leave it at that. You need Lemmings 2!

AND A LEMMINGS 3 >=|

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Sony will announce that HOME closed beta signups are reopening in 2011. Also, Little Big Planet will go multi-platform, but Duke Nukem Forever will be an exclusive. More companies will rush to announce their intentions to not support trophies. God of War III will be slated for a Q4 of 09 release date, but will be scaled back to a T rating in order to appeal to a wider audience.

Gigantic new update will add unprecedented new copy protection for blu ray discs including regional lockout and inability to play a movie or game if it has ever been played on another PS3 console. Final Fantasy VII remake will be announced for FoCoMa mobile phones. New 10gb model will be announced with a $379 price point, slated to replace both current models on the market. It will be bundled with a copy of Alone in the Dark and will feature an all new technology called 'negative backwards compatibility' in which it will actually crush and incinerate any Playstation 2 game inserted into the disc drive.

Every new PS3 will now ship with $1.50 in Playstation Network Points and complimentary anal lube. I called it first.

Sony E3 thread?

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And also Xbox 360.

Hay guys Sony's conference is like an hour or so away right? It's 3:30 AM here, I guess I might as well be a He-Man and keep going.

Infernal, I'll love you forever if you do. I'll love you forever if you don't. I'll love you forever. :)

Incredible. Sony has a chance of stealing the entire show... just by showing some real games. Even REAL TIME WEAPONS CHANGE and Giant Enemy Crab would be win at this point...

Oh my! :bigeyes: Maybe I can stay up and sleep at the same time, this chair has sturdy arm rests!

Even if Sony announce a new Oral Sex peripheral for the PS3 it still won't top that megaton that dropped in regards to FFXIII.

I suspect as always the Sony presentation to be a bunch of smoke and mirrors they'll say as little as they can and then make a hoohah out of it. RIIIIIDGE RACCCCERRRRRR!!!!!

I dare sense a FF7 remake out of sheer desperation.

Only thing left for Sony is the FFVII remake lol

I love how he has to start explaining the life cycles of the PSone and PS2 to somehow justify the crappy start the PS3 has had. We heard the PS3 visionary talk 2 years ago.

Oh and talking about Blu-ray again we heard this all 2 years ago.

BREAKING NEWS: PLAYSTATION HOME GOING MULTI-PLATFORM


Wow just wow.

I think I'm about to go to sleep.......................

I like how he mentions PS3 had huge releases and mentions 2.5 games.

@Mush if that quote has any trickle of truth (I doubt it) thats some major lol. I wouldn't be surprised if it did come out for another system before Sony releases it. But again I just don't see Sony letting that happen.

WTF IS THAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER IN RESISTANCE.

A next-gen powerpoint presentation. This is living.

Is it me or are they being forced to hype the PS2 again as in his words 'an entry level' to gaming so as to compete it with the Wii at the lower price range.

I like how he spurges that gaming used to be about isolation and that the PSnetwork has brought people together. After the failed PS2 online play it was only because of Xbox LIVE that they even gave a shit about people who wanted to play online.

What is this William Shatnet lookalike talking about? While the Little Big Planet presentation was briliant, they jump to PS2 after showcasing only 2 PS3 games?

'Fat Princess'?? You have to be kidding.

Definitely getting Rachet and Clank. And it's kinda sad that a flower game looks more interesting than the others so far.

Time to get the developer suits to big up the PS3 dev kit. Its more like a plea to get dev's not to stray to the 360/wii.

GOW 3 onw of the biggest titles Sony has to offer barely gets 45 seconds.