The bad news for Sea-monkeys; Cyborg Sharks

Yep, that's right, the United States military is planning on using natures natural killing machines as they were intended to be used; as cyborg warriors of the deep.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I *DEMAND* freaking lasers on those sharks! Now!

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Wasn't there a movie on this?

Yeah. And the sharks got smart. And destroyed the whole place.

BRILLIANT!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Goodbye $427,000,000,000 deficit. Hello $???,???,???,???,???,???,??? deficit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You people have no vision.

This is most likely significantly cheaper than building another sonar station, or submarine.


Plus, this is just another step towards neural jacks.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Yamamanama

they should make Land Sharks. When's the last time we fought things on the ocean, anyway?

Have you seem that Japanese Comic book where the sharks grow legs and start going on to the big cities and eating all the humen? Lots of gore and awesome from what I heard.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Wasn't there a movie on this?

Austin Powers. 1st movie.

You now owe me *holds my pinky finger to my mouth* ONE-HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by magi

Have you seem that Japanese Comic book where the sharks grow legs and start going on to the big cities and eating all the humen? Lots of gore and awesome from what I heard.

What comic book is this? I'm interested in anything related to sharks :3

In regards to the topic, haven't these guys seen Deep Blue Sea or whatever the hell it's called? It's a hideous movie anyway and gives sharkies a bad name.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Sir VG

Austin Powers. 1st movie.

You now owe me *holds my pinky finger to my mouth* ONE-HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.

Uhm. No There was a thriller movie about people who bioengineered sharks and they got all uber smart. And swam faster. Then people died somehow.

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Originally Posted by Gechmir

Uhm. No There was a thriller movie about people who bioengineered sharks and they got all uber smart. And swam faster. Then people died somehow.

I believe this movie is called "Deep Blue Sea".

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YES.

A 5.5 idea according to IMDB ^__^

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It would make a sweet video game, you can contol a shark and make it rip apart other sea creatures remotly from your own home, who ever destroys the most ecosystems wins!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by scotty

It would make a sweet video game, you can contol a shark and make it rip apart other sea creatures remotly from your own home, who ever destroys the most ecosystems wins!

It's already been done, yo.

P.S. I've already mentioned Deep Blue Sea before everybody else :(

I was speaking idiomatically.

When I said "video game" I really meant real life, remotly controling your very own shark from your T.V screen. You could even make them swim to the nearest ocean to you so you can upgrade them with freakin' lasers on their freaking heads.

*Is that Jaws game any good?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Elcee

Goodbye $427,000,000,000 deficit. Hello $???,???,???,???,???,???,??? deficit.

Any of you guys seent he USA debt clock.

I forget the URL, but I'll post it if I see it again. It's really cool, it rises by the thousands right in front of your eyes.

I obviously doubt the authenticity, but its a cool thought from a Canadian perspective.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by scotty

When I said "video game" I really meant real life, remotly controling your very own shark from your T.V screen. You could even make them swim to the nearest ocean to you so you can upgrade them with freakin' lasers on their freaking heads.

*Is that Jaws game any good?

Ah I understand now. I misunderstood. Sorry.

*Actually, the game isn't out yet, but I have no interest in playing it. Anything that gives sharks a bad name leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, there isn't anything in the world I would not predict the United States would use to their advantage either economically or militarily. Its just another thing to add to the list of weird ideas people have...

Isn't this going to bother the animal activists?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Freelance Wolf

What comic book is this? I'm interested in anything related to sharks :3

In regards to the topic, haven't these guys seen Deep Blue Sea or whatever the hell it's called? It's a hideous movie anyway and gives sharkies a bad name.

Plus it had LL Cool J in it. *shudders* :1zhelp:

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Umm... go sharks? The government is lacking ingenuity here. Sharks? Those things are already menacing enough. What we need are animals that people wouldn't suspect of harming them. That way, we could attack more covertly. Think small, cuddly creatures.

By any chance, are PETA or the Humane Society going to stop this action?

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Originally Posted by Acro-nym

Umm... go sharks? The government is lacking ingenuity here. Sharks? Those things are already menacing enough. What we need are animals that people wouldn't suspect of harming them. That way, we could attack more covertly. Think small, cuddly creatures.

By any chance, are PETA or the Humane Society going to stop this action?

Why don't you give them a call, tell them about this, and ask them if they are going to do something about it?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?