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Robo Jesus Mar 8, 2006 10:51 PM

The bad news for Sea-monkeys; Cyborg Sharks
 
Yep, that's right, the United States military is planning on using natures natural killing machines as they were intended to be used; as cyborg warriors of the deep.

YeOldeButchere Mar 8, 2006 10:57 PM

I *DEMAND* freaking lasers on those sharks! Now!

Gechmir Mar 8, 2006 11:03 PM

Wasn't there a movie on this?

Yeah. And the sharks got smart. And destroyed the whole place.

BRILLIANT!

Elcee Mar 9, 2006 01:22 PM

Goodbye $427,000,000,000 deficit. Hello $???,???,???,???,???,???,??? deficit.

Fjordor Mar 9, 2006 05:00 PM

You people have no vision.

This is most likely significantly cheaper than building another sonar station, or submarine.


Plus, this is just another step towards neural jacks.

Magi Mar 9, 2006 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Yamamanama
they should make Land Sharks. When's the last time we fought things on the ocean, anyway?

Have you seem that Japanese Comic book where the sharks grow legs and start going on to the big cities and eating all the humen? Lots of gore and awesome from what I heard.

Sir VG Mar 9, 2006 10:06 PM

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Wasn't there a movie on this?
Austin Powers. 1st movie.

You now owe me *holds my pinky finger to my mouth* ONE-HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.

Freelance Mar 9, 2006 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by magi

What comic book is this? I'm interested in anything related to sharks :3

In regards to the topic, haven't these guys seen Deep Blue Sea or whatever the hell it's called? It's a hideous movie anyway and gives sharkies a bad name.

Gechmir Mar 9, 2006 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir VG
Austin Powers. 1st movie.

You now owe me *holds my pinky finger to my mouth* ONE-HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.

Uhm. No :( There was a thriller movie about people who bioengineered sharks and they got all uber smart. And swam faster. Then people died somehow.

Spatula Mar 9, 2006 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gechmir
Uhm. No :( There was a thriller movie about people who bioengineered sharks and they got all uber smart. And swam faster. Then people died somehow.

I believe this movie is called "Deep Blue Sea".

Gechmir Mar 9, 2006 10:24 PM

YES.

A 5.5 idea according to IMDB ^__^

scotty Mar 9, 2006 10:28 PM

It would make a sweet video game, you can contol a shark and make it rip apart other sea creatures remotly from your own home, who ever destroys the most ecosystems wins!

Freelance Mar 9, 2006 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by scotty
It would make a sweet video game, you can contol a shark and make it rip apart other sea creatures remotly from your own home, who ever destroys the most ecosystems wins!

It's already been done, yo.

P.S. I've already mentioned Deep Blue Sea before everybody else :(

scotty Mar 9, 2006 10:39 PM

When I said "video game" I really meant real life, remotly controling your very own shark from your T.V screen. You could even make them swim to the nearest ocean to you so you can upgrade them with freakin' lasers on their freaking heads.

*Is that Jaws game any good?

J-Man Mar 9, 2006 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Elcee
Goodbye $427,000,000,000 deficit. Hello $???,???,???,???,???,???,??? deficit.


Any of you guys seent he USA debt clock.

I forget the URL, but I'll post it if I see it again. It's really cool, it rises by the thousands right in front of your eyes.

I obviously doubt the authenticity, but its a cool thought from a Canadian perspective.

Freelance Mar 9, 2006 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by scotty
When I said "video game" I really meant real life, remotly controling your very own shark from your T.V screen. You could even make them swim to the nearest ocean to you so you can upgrade them with freakin' lasers on their freaking heads.

*Is that Jaws game any good?

Ah I understand now. I misunderstood. Sorry.

*Actually, the game isn't out yet, but I have no interest in playing it. Anything that gives sharks a bad name leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

The Wise Vivi Mar 9, 2006 11:04 PM

Well, there isn't anything in the world I would not predict the United States would use to their advantage either economically or militarily. Its just another thing to add to the list of weird ideas people have...

Isn't this going to bother the animal activists?

FLEX Mar 9, 2006 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Freelance Wolf
What comic book is this? I'm interested in anything related to sharks :3

In regards to the topic, haven't these guys seen Deep Blue Sea or whatever the hell it's called? It's a hideous movie anyway and gives sharkies a bad name.

Plus it had LL Cool J in it. *shudders* :1zhelp:

Acro-nym Mar 10, 2006 12:24 AM

Umm... go sharks? The government is lacking ingenuity here. Sharks? Those things are already menacing enough. What we need are animals that people wouldn't suspect of harming them. That way, we could attack more covertly. Think small, cuddly creatures.

By any chance, are PETA or the Humane Society going to stop this action?

Fjordor Mar 10, 2006 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Acro-nym
Umm... go sharks? The government is lacking ingenuity here. Sharks? Those things are already menacing enough. What we need are animals that people wouldn't suspect of harming them. That way, we could attack more covertly. Think small, cuddly creatures.

By any chance, are PETA or the Humane Society going to stop this action?

Why don't you give them a call, tell them about this, and ask them if they are going to do something about it?


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