[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

In some cases I might allow that but in this instance you'd really have to stop and rifle through the heap before you found the brooch and that would end your move action. So no.

Anyway I've put Garr's character together, he's playing another human fighter which is a bit redundant but I think I assembled him in a form fairly distinct from Arg, no overlapping powers or anything. So he'll be dropping into the game sometime soon after this battle provided he stays sober long enough to read the last PM I sent him.

(look at knk taking some initiative why can't the rest of you learn from his example)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

knk, you might want to edit; Deni's saved you from a fainting spell.

and the orange swarm is dead also

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Garr

I'm sure being a human fighter, the exact same race and class Brady picked, isn't a popular choice, but you know, there you go. If you'd guys rather I waited and gave up my turn for someone else or you want me to roll something else, that's fine with me, but that'd kinda screw Pang over given he already rolled out my character sheet.

If you guys want me in now, hell yes. Ready when you are.

HELL YES!

Forcing you into a certain character to fit a role in the group would smack of taking the whole thing far too seriously and that would completely miss the point of the game so far. I can't speak for everyone else but the character's personality is far important than their skills in my opinion.

Hell, I think it'd be pretty amusing if we ended up with a party where everyone was exactly the same race and class. A minotaur bard only party would be the best thing ever.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No more auras? what the hell

Most amazing jew boots

I can't believe Gabe might actually survive this shit.

Lifelong arachnophobia coming up.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by a lurker cares™

No more auras? what the hell

Well, they're tedious. I'm sure I can find murder weapons that don't require me to run 5 different attacks on every single turn.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Just put a grue in the dark, D&D has grues right

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by a lurker cares™

After I inadvertently died because no one noticed I was about to die until I was about to die

Brigid was old. It was her time.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If you didn't like playing with me you could've just said so

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by a lurker cares™

If you didn't like playing with me you could've just said so

I'd like you better if you bought running shoes with wings on them.

That's what all the cool (old) kids are doing now, I hear.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a lurker cares™

Just put a grue in the dark, D&D has grues right

why yes

yes indeed

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I'd like you better if you bought running shoes with wings on them.

That's what all the cool (old) kids are doing now, I hear.

If dressing like Hermes isn't cool then we live in a very sad world. Call yourself a Words-tang and you're dissing the God of Literature...

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

why yes

yes indeed

we are fucked now

unless someone rolls up a lumberjack we stand no chance against the grue

How ya doing, buddy?

Unless someone has a readily available light source of course.

Oh wait, we do.

I mean, if Pang wanted to kill us with monsters he'd just have the necromancer turn out to be a level 20 Vampire with a large posse of Wraiths and Wights hanging about.

Up until the spiders, the closest we'd come to losing a character was trying to jump over a pit so it's not like he needs to resort to monsters to keep the rotation going.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What if it was a pit monster?


Does D&D have sarlaacs?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Not exactly, but it would be simple enough to have a pit actually be the open maw of, say, a purple worm.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

We're going to make the Horde paranoid and spend 3-days (in-game time, so like, 2 months) building bridges to cross pits.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

lol bob is canon gay

edit: I mean he is otherwise queer as fuck but there is a difference

I was speaking idiomatically.

He's not gay, he's artistic.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Whatever you give roses to your enemies and you put glitter in your hair.

Additional Spam:
You know what's sad is, I was thinking about asking Pang if he'd let Ghost of Brigid say a few words to the party.

I'm turning into one of those people

FELIPE NO

Heh heh, you should go for a face-forming-in-the-clouds Lion King moment once we get out of the crypt.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Her only words?

FUCK YOU

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If Brigid returns it will be as an angry poltergeist that haunts Motsognir to the end of his days.

Motsognir! I've come back with a warning!

"What the —"

Think fast, asshole!

Additional Spam:
The reins are yours, Garr. Welcome aboard.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

HELL YES!

Forcing you into a certain character to fit a role in the group would smack of taking the whole thing far too seriously and that would completely miss the point of the game so far. I can't speak for everyone else but the character's personality is far important than their skills in my opinion.

When you say it like this, it kinda makes me want to change my character to something with a little more flair. I mean, humans are kinda the vanilla of the bunch, and I don't know that I could do a whole lot with austere buffer/clubby guy

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Garr

Thanks for having me. I'll try not to let you guys down.

too late

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?