[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I see Unstoppable has *healing too.

I think I'll just lie down for a moment...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Anyone up for this plan?

Myself and maybe Brigid and or Bob can take care of the fish, because I can actually kill those. The rest of you get to work on the dogs, it doesn't make much sense to go wasting Arg's and the dwaves' strength on something with 1hp, and we need Bob to a) not die and or b) use any burst effects he has while they're useful. It's not looking like Bob is going to be able to avoid going down right now, so someone who can raise him would be good.

Right. Let the criticism begin.

FELIPE NO

My dog > Pang's dog.



How ya doing, buddy?

Bob should attack the dogs, since they have zombie weakness and he can do a burst attack. After RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY RUN SHIN RUN

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Bob should attack the dogs, since they have zombie weakness

Your strategy is based upon the hope that Shin will get more crits in a battle that's already had more crits than like the entire rest of the campaign

Seriously if I was using physical dice I'd throw them out for being hilariously weighted

There is a way for Bob to escape with his ass intact. CAN YOU DISCOVER IT

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is it a feat he can use? One that applies specifically to this sort of situation?

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I just ate a crit, too, it'll even out the odds I tells ya!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Or he could just do a double move. Shuffle away and then fucking run for it.

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Yeah that's actually much simpler than my plan

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Yeah that's actually much simpler than my plan

I keep ruining your imaginative things this week.

I r bad player.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What did your vastly more complicated plan to save Bob's hide entail, Pang? For curiosity's sake?

You can tell me after Shin makes his move, so as not to prematurely save his character's hide for him.

FELIPE NO

Much as I love complicated plans, I'll stick to just running away.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You're shifting down-left diagonally, but isn't there a bar counter in the way?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

We've had no trouble going on the counters in the past

I figured I / someone could just heal Bob, since we all seemed to forget that our non-second wind heals still work.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Arg and myself are the only ones we can't heal, right? And he still has his second wind (i think so anyway, the wiki is just showing where a bunch of pictures should be, not being very helpful for some reason)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I tell you what I can't wait to see all these places the zombies crawled out of. Sounds like adventure!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Arg and myself are the only ones we can't heal, right?

Actually, as a heroic tier monster, you do have one healing surge. You just need someone else to activate it, since you have no Second Wind ability.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Cool. I still wont go running in willy nilly, but I might not just hide in a corner until the end of the fight.

Also, for the Horde, I'm planning on using my only encounter power to give us combat advantage against the big scary one on his way in. Let me know when you're ready to whale on him and I'll knock his teeth out.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pang, question for the far future:
When we're rolling up our characters, are they going to be at the same general level as the rest of the party? (I'm imagining that it'll be somewhere around 7 or 8 by then) With this in mind, do we need to be choosing skills that'll compliment a possible paragon path? Also: would the paragon path that would be class-appropriate from the Planewalker sourcebook be usable (that one seems like it might be useful in non-Plane-based campaigns)?





"USEFUL" QUESTIONS.

FELIPE NO

Might not be as far off though. If Argumentus fails enough saves from Cemetery Rot, he's gonna kick the bucket and get zombified right?

How ya doing, buddy?

That actually makes me wonder about a rule.

Would Arg be transformed into a special zombie with special stats or does he just become a regular zombie of whatever persuasion? (Outside of his equipment, rather).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Diseases depend on the subject failing Endurance checks. Endurance is Arg's highest skill. Before Cemetery Rot kills you, it slowly eats away at your Fortitude, so he'd have to fail about 10 checks in a row before he finally cacked it.

If he were to be so extraordinarily unlucky, I'd probably customize the zombie. But I'm not exactly going to bother doing that in advance.

wvlf: yeah, new characters will join at whatever level the rest of the party is currently at. As for Paragon Paths and things like that, I'll allow anything from any of the official 4E books.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Okay, so if the whole party gets blasted will the new one start from where they left off or will they be able to build up their characters from level 1 again?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Okay, so if the whole party gets blasted will the new one start from where they left off or will they be able to build up their characters from level 1 again?

Jesus. We're RIGHT. HERE.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I don't really have a plan in place for a TPK considering I just dropped a full batallion of bitey-style corpses on them and haven't even seen as much as a KO. Probably the new party would just continue from the same level, since there's only so much I can do to make "yes, goblins again" seem interesting.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So, I heard dwarves are awful and also smelly.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?