HAY GUYS

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Local time: Feb 2, 2009, 11:14 PM

Yes. Especially smelly. But especially awful.

FELIPE NO

Scent of a Grundle · Local time: Feb 3, 2009, 01:14 AM

I by no means said I wanted it to happen. If I wanted that I would have let the zombies bite Ewan and he would be knocking a few of your teeth out as opposed to the bad guys'. I was coming from the perspective of if Pang gets a little overzealous in trying to kill someone off and makes a battle a little too hard...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Feb 3, 2009, 01:16 AM

Then we tie up Bob and leave her as a distraction while we flee.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Local time: Feb 2, 2009, 11:19 PM

Zombie Ewan gets cut down in one turn. Calling it right now.

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Scent of a Grundle · Local time: Feb 3, 2009, 01:25 AM

It's so true it hurts...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Feb 3, 2009, 12:04 PM

Is that a dozen or so zombies by Bob's reckoning or are there actually 12 more zombies coming?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***Sarag*** · Feb 3, 2009, 10:40 AM

And are these those infectious zombies we just got through killing or are they schmoe zombies like those drowned guys?

I was speaking idiomatically.

knkwzrd · Local time: Feb 4, 2009, 03:43 PM

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Description

1 Die Roll

Description	Die	Result
sig interference check	1d12	8

Originally Posted by a lurker

And are these those infectious zombies we just got through killing or are they schmoe zombies like those drowned guys?

Yeah both of those types of zombies kind of sucked so I don't think we'll be seeing them again

Learning process ahoy~

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 5, 2009, 07:53 AM

Eight preemptively killed? What kind of weak-ass zombie rotters are you rolling up?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Feb 4, 2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Eight preemptively killed? What kind of weak-ass zombie rotters are you rolling up?

A lot of zombies die if hit by a single hp of damage. We call them Ayos for short.

Too soon?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Feb 4, 2009, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

rolling up

ROLLING UP MONSTERS?

STOP LIVIN' IN THE PAST, DR. HISTORIAN

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 5, 2009, 08:24 AM

I thought that's how you select monsters, by rolling some dice and doing some math.

You know, just like the way you do everything else in this game...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Feb 5, 2009, 11:42 AM

I do have an action point right? I hope so, it makes for a better entry *sniggers*.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Description

3 Dice Rolls

Description	Dice	Result
*ALL ON RED	10d20	113
->	d20	20
->	d20	17
->	d20	16
->	d20	12
->	d20	12
->	d20	12
->	d20	9
->	d20	8
->	d20	6
->	d20	1
reroll	1d20	4
attack	1d20	1

dice test, dice test, dicey dicey dice test

fuck, I missed

elven accuracy?

damn it!

and an array of d20s just to check the odds

I was speaking idiomatically.

Scent of a Grundle · Local time: Feb 5, 2009, 08:32 PM

All right! First to try out the "dice"! Editing my post with attack rolls.

edit:

Apparently I got a little overexcited... seeing as I don't know the stats of the bad guys...

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value tart · Description

1 Dice Roll

Description	Dice	Result
*fff	9d132	814
->	d132	130
->	d132	128
->	d132	115
->	d132	113
->	d132	101
->	d132	96
->	d132	85
->	d132	38
->	d132	8

Hey, a new GFF toy!

FELIPE NO

**The unmovable stubborn** · Feb 5, 2009, 10:02 PM

Well, again, since Brady is obviously reading the MM at the game table I'll let the rest of you know what you're swinging at from now on.

Zombie Captain: AC 20; Fortitude 17, Reflex 16, Will 17

Gravehound: AC 14; Fortitude 14, Reflex 12, Will 11

Zombie Rotter (Level 5): AC 15; Fortitude 15, Reflex 11, Will 12

So you roll 1d20 in the dice widget, then add 6 (your attack bonus with the knife, with +1 from Bless). If the total is 14 or greater, then you hit the Gravehound and you can then roll for damage; in this case you'd roll 1d4 and then add 3 to the result.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Scent of a Grundle · Local time: Feb 5, 2009, 09:16 PM

alright. I figured everything out, just didn't know what I was going up against so I couldn't know whether or not I hit the guy without assuming some random AC, preferably about 5.

How ya doing, buddy?

Zergrinch · Description

5 Dice Rolls

Description	Dice	Result
Will Bob survive	1d20	20
Will Deni start Shadowrun	1d20	11
Will Argumentus live	1d20	12
Critical hit pliss	1d20	12
1d20	1d20	6

New toy. Must play.

Dangit, that female elf's assured of survival

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Description

1 Die Roll

Description	Die	Result
SEE IF GETTING DRUNK	1d20	4

ROLL TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK

damn Irish blood

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***FatsDomino*** · Description

1 Die Roll

Description	Die	Result
POTTY BREAK =D	1d20	14

Do I need to visit the potty?~

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***Sarag*** · Description

2 Dice Rolls

Description	Dice	Result
*hot damage	2d6	8
->	d6	6
->	d6	2
hot??? y/n	1d20	16

am i hot or not.

commense the sexytimes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Description

1 Die Roll

Description	Die	Result
Heart aflutter?	1d20	-14

Roll to seduce Lurker with my masculine charms.

How ya doing, buddy?

**The unmovable stubborn** · 12:05 AM

-1?? How did you do that?

Please to explains Axelrod

FELIPE NO