HAY GUYS

***Sarag*** · Dec 5, 2008, 08:44 PM

You wait your proper turn to play.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Animechanic · Local time: Dec 5, 2008, 05:49 PM

I took myself off the future players list. Now I'm just the peanut gallery.

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Bradylama · Local time: Dec 5, 2008, 08:55 PM

Argumentus rolls around in the dragon's innards, greasing off the corrosive acid there he won't die

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Dec 5, 2008, 09:01 PM

I can't really find a straight answer one way or the other in the books, and the extraordinary unlikelihood of 5 damage/turn being more than a nuisance to Argumentus isn't worth the bookkeeping.

Brady you realize the dragon's innards are probably also full of acid

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Bradylama · Local time: Dec 5, 2008, 09:09 PM

I'm in-character

I was speaking idiomatically.

Animechanic · Local time: Dec 5, 2008, 06:09 PM

Ah, ok then. Maybe it's just my DM's take on it.

The reason I brought it up is because it almost happened to my character. I had failed about 13 poison saves during the battle, and had just about expended my entire party's healing abilities when I finally ended the ongoing damage.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bradylama · Local time: Dec 5, 2008, 09:10 PM

Waiting for a result on the dragon's guts btw

FELIPE NO

**The unmovable stubborn** · Dec 5, 2008, 09:32 PM

The results are back and it's good news

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Zergrinch · 09:48 PM

And still no MacGuffin... Boo hiss.

Also what happened to that grandpa hobgoblin

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Dec 5, 2008, 09:45 PM

LIES!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Animechanic · 09:49 PM

Um, Zergrinch...

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Atop a tiny wooden bench amidst all the heaped treasure sits an unassuming bronze chalice, fairly coated in ruinous verdigris.

Of course, Pang could just be messing with them, and the real MacGuffin lies elsewhere.

Edit: Oh yeah, congrats to all the players for taking out a dragon at level 2. That's a pretty impressive milestone at such a low level.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Bradylama · Local time: Dec 5, 2008, 10:30 PM

it's only a level 4 dragon

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***FatsDomino*** · Dec 5, 2008, 10:31 PM

Holy fuck I'd been avoiding these two threads for a while to get some awesome story time reading with nerdy forum friends in FOR LATER. Now is LATER and now IS FUCKING AWESOME. I love you all so much. I've run out of props. There aren't enough. There never are. <3

I was speaking idiomatically.

Animechanic · Local time: Dec 5, 2008, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Bradylama

it's only a level 4 dragon

Yes, but that means it's intended to be a solo boss monster for a party of level 4 characters. If taken on at that level, you'd have an extra encounter power, all your defenses and attack rolls would be a point higher due to the 1/2 level bonus, and each of you would have an extra 2 stat points added to your character, meaning you could have higher modifiers if you put them on stats that are currently odd-numbered.

Take the compliment. TAKE IT!

How ya doing, buddy?

Zergrinch · Local time: Dec 6, 2008, 11:56 AM

Oh, so the MacGuffin is there. Sorries. I was expecting ol' Pangy to include a huge shiny picture of it and didn't read it as attentively as I should.

FELIPE NO

***Sarag*** · Dec 6, 2008, 10:47 PM

Is the new chainmail stronger than what I'm currently wearing? If so, and Mots doesn't want it, I'll take it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Dec 6, 2008, 10:49 PM

But he already took it!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

knkwzrd · Local time: Dec 6, 2008, 10:00 PM

You can have my old chainmail if you want. That new stuff is all for Soggy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***Sarag*** · Dec 6, 2008, 11:37 PM

the way you sounded you didn't want it! You were all 'it doesn't matter if it's any good'!

Anyway your chainmail's no better than mine.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***FatsDomino*** · Dec 6, 2008, 11:56 PM

i suggest

DUAL WIELDING CHAINMAIL!

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knkwzrd · Local time: Dec 6, 2008, 11:43 PM

I suppose a better phrase would have been "it wouldn't have mattered if it weren't any good, but this one actually isn't bad".

I was speaking idiomatically.

value tart · Dec 7, 2008, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Yes, but that means it's intended to be a solo boss monster for a party of level 4 characters. If taken on at that level, you'd have an extra encounter power, all your defenses and attack rolls would be a point higher due to the 1/2 level bonus, and each of you would have an extra 2 stat points added to your character, meaning you could have higher modifiers if you put them on stats that are currently odd-numbered.

Take the compliment. TAKE IT!

As a passive observer I will try to remain out of the way but it really seems to me like you think you're being the DM. Could you please stop that, Pang's doing a good job at not poopsocking it. Please don't ruin that for all of us

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

***Sarag*** · Dec 7, 2008, 11:30 AM

Propped for poopsock.

FELIPE NO

Bradylama · Local time: Dec 8, 2008, 06:56 AM

Austin Powers jokes?

Really?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Dec 8, 2008, 07:02 AM

If you guys are gonna waste my time chasin' around half-dead goons I already awarded you XP for that's the quality of humor you deserve

Jam it back in, in the dark.