HAY GUYS

Bradylama · Local time: Dec 8, 2008, 07:12 AM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***FatsDomino*** · Dec 9, 2008, 10:37 AM

Guuuuuuuuuys, feed a candy or two to the giant lizard. I'm starving in here! I'll take cover behind the gall bladder. No worry.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Zergrinch · Local time: Dec 9, 2008, 11:49 PM

Can't you use the dead dragon's stomach acids, suitably positioned near his lair entrance?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***FatsDomino*** · Dec 9, 2008, 09:54 PM

lurker is a big ol meanie face

I was speaking idiomatically.

***Sarag*** · Dec 9, 2008, 10:27 PM

I know

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 01:02 AM

Well, personally I want to use these to explode the big rock. Or mots could just move it one space. Whichever.

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 03:16 PM

Can't you just put dragon entrails next to big rock, have Shin's spirit hand drop the candy, and wait for bewm?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 01:22 AM

Sure, if you want to be a pussy about it.

Most amazing jew boots

***FatsDomino*** · Dec 10, 2008, 02:52 AM

Guys, I'm pretty chill basking in acid and a few bombs aintnothang. I'll just walk inside the dragon for ya. I think I have a good grasp of where stomachs are located now. BOOM. Problem solved.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 01:32 PM

I believe it only fair that having largely depopulated this dungeon, we either finish the job in one last hilarious battle against the kobolds or we shift the big rock and save enough explosives to bring down the cave entrance behind us, thereby sealing the little fuckers inside for all eternity.

If we murder the kobolds, the lizard thing might decide it likes us and will come with us on our next adventure, Ye Grande Miffion To Fynde Ye Bastardes Wot Throwed Us Yn Hyre Yn Ye Fyrst Playce.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***FatsDomino*** · Dec 10, 2008, 08:15 AM

As much as I <3 the kobolds I like this FREE THE LIZARD idea very much. =)))))))

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***Sarag*** · Dec 10, 2008, 10:07 AM

I'm okay with just insulting the furries and using the dragon's corpse to blow a hole in the wall, but if you guys want to destroy a society that in thousands of years will evolve into creepy cave-kobolds* then that's fine too.

* they will lose their eyes

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 04:14 PM

Well my plan does technically involve only killing one of them, assuming the rest stand by and let us drag one off. I think at this point though Bob would choose mass murder over a slow and lingering evolutionary death. Best to kill them off while you have the chance rather than risk a generations in the building jihad kill you off a couple of thousand years down the line.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Dec 10, 2008, 09:49 PM

Okay so:

knkwzrd just completely bypassed my cleverly-constructed moral quandary and blew the exit door straight to hell and gone, which more or less completes the adventure and incidentally will click you all over to Level 3.

Now, before we go through the laborious process of leveling up, shopping, finding Soggy a brothel, etc, does anyone intend to retire their character having got them out of the dungeon? If not, that's fine too. I just need to know who I'm setting the next adventure up for.

FELIPE NO

Bradylama · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 10:15 PM

I'm in this for the long haul. Way to ruin the fun, kwngizzrd.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

knkwzrd · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 09:18 PM

No problem, Brady.

I'll be sticking around, as well.

How ya doing, buddy?

***Sarag*** · Dec 10, 2008, 10:18 PM

Gentlemen, we must kill Mots.

Also I'm having a blast being a complete faggot for the whole world to see. Bring on level 3.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

knkwzrd · Local time: Dec 10, 2008, 09:20 PM

Well, shit. You guys spend two days talking in circles and doing nothing and now you're upset when I make this look easy?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***Sarag*** · Dec 10, 2008, 10:24 PM

Oh, this isn't personal, Sonny. Strictly business.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · 12:48 AM

I'm keeping Gabriel. Definitely. Probably. I'm looking through the books.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Bradylama · 12:51 AM

Gonna go with Crushing Blow for my lvl. 3 Encounter power, do I have any other choices?

nope, guess not

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Dec 11, 2008, 12:49 AM

Yeah, I'll get all the options up for the L3 Encounter Powers shortly, Martial Power sourcebook just came out so you and knk in particular should have quite a few new options.

FELIPE NO

Bradylama · Local time: Dec 11, 2008, 12:52 AM

Oh ok, just give me a rundown of the new stuff.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Scent of a Grundle · Local time: Dec 11, 2008, 12:30 AM

This looks like a lot of fun, it's too bad I wasn't here or I would have joined...

Let me know if another game begins, so I can start from the beginning and not feel like a fool for asking questions other people already asked

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Dec 11, 2008, 12:41 AM

Just read up over the first few pages of this thread, Hawk. There's a wait list for characters and a lot of info on what went on. Don't have to read the whole monstrous thread, but those first few pages will answer a lot of questions.

There's also a wiki that keeps up with the actions. It will be updated tomorrow with the final acts of the group in the dungeon.

Available here: GFF D&D - GFWiki

There's nowhere I can't reach.