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Originally Posted by Manis Tricuspis

5. The Moon no longer Harbors Vampires

This is still uncertain. Some Vampirologists have considered and observed the possibility of underground vampire havens on the moon, complete with all the amenities of daily life, including underground blood farms, underground pet shops, underground factories, underground pools, and even an underground McDonald's For Vampires, offering bloodshakes, bloodburgers, and the new healthy blood salads.

So, until this has been cleared up, I do not think that it would be wise for one to go ahead and sign up for moon-lovin'.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Isn't it obvious? We love the moon because Sailor Moon lives there of course, in her moon palace, with the moon prince, and the annoying chibi-moon, reigning happily over the moon kingdom.

The moon has given birth to lots of other interesting characters, such as Harle.

In each of those craters lives what you once thought was fantasy!

How ya doing, buddy?

I like the moon, I occasionally look at it before I go to bed when it's out

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What?! ;_; No bears?! I was taught that the moon had a bearin' surface.

Must watch the surface... I'll keep my eye on a telescope. You can observe a lot by watching, to quote a famous Berra =I

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You know, when I was still a child, I was stupid enough to believe the existence of sailor moon in the moon.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bears are stupid, which is why I'm signing this.

Too bad the moon isn't made of cheese.

FELIPE NO

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

Meh, I'm going to have to say that although the moon is pretty sweet...I like this plan better .

How ya doing, buddy?

Hello DarkLink2135 how are you doing, I see you have a dinosaur in your avatar

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I feel like I should know you =/.

That's my argonian!!!!

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Funny story, but some scientists a few years back were really pushing to have nukes tested on the moon's surface. To observe its seismic properties.


And to scare away the bears. NASA watches out for its picnic baskets.

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I think the moon makes for some pretty cool sights in the winter.

But really, bears? Why bears? Why not...say...deranged mutant hamsters?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, I guess the moon is okay, but it's no Charon or Phobos.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The moon stabilises the Earth's rotation and therefore makes the seasons less extreme, allowing life. So, it's OK by me. Charon and Phobos? Bah, Miranda is the most badass moon in the system, you KNOW why.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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The moon stabilises the Earth's rotation and therefore makes the seasons less extreme, allowing life.

"A perfect spin-axis tilt of zero degrees would mean no seasons. You would have a temperate climate all around the globe -- it will be eternal spring," Dr. Khruinsky says.

What, are you guys like against springtime and bright smiles and full bellies? Because that's what it sounds like!

AMERICA WILL BLOW UP THE MOON!

This blow-up-the-moon crowd is starting to make sense. Perhaps it is best I was not so hasty to sign.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by DarkLink2135

I feel like I should know you =/.

That's my argonian!!!!

What's an argonian

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Something vital is being overlooked here. Superman fought on it. The Moon is the site of history's greatest battle.

If it was made of spare ribs, I'd eat it then. VVVVVV Signature.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Aardark

What's an argonian

Did you ever play any of the Elder Scrolls series of games?



BTW do I know you or were you just screwing with my mind back there?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by DarkLink2135

BTW do I know you or were you just screwing with my mind back there?

No, Aardark doesn't know anyone here. As you can see, he's still trying to fit into a clique and he was actually probably gesturing for the chance to roll with your crew.

Will you help a cracka out?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I support this, but only if we can erect a giant laser to carve the letters "CHA" into the Moon's surface.

A comically primitive rocketship launched into the Moon's curiously squishy, right eye, from which poorly prepared space travellers emerge will also be acceptable.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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I have no fancy name for myself.

Eclaireanor Tubsvelt
Fatty
Fatshit
Wheezing Dervish
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A Claire
Caloriena



Anyway, our sun trumps the moon every day of the week.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'd call myself a lunatic. Full moons are fun.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The moon is said to have effects on people... or at least my teachers at highschool believe so...
Anyway I love it when there is a crescent moon is like the cheshire cat's smile! Looks soooo creepy... The moon is smiling at you all!

How ya doing, buddy?

I wonder why NASA acts as if they copyright the 10th planet and their moon. I wouldnt protest if they hadn't given it such numerical name. That ruined the beautifulness of Solar system planet names.

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I want to use the moon as a MASSIVE DIORAMA for all my GunPla/MacPla projects; so I'll sign.

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Ah yes the moon that wich allows me to see at night and grants me super hamster powers when it is full. Undoubtedly it is the king of awesome. Though moon bears would be really spiffy as they could move by jumping like kangaroo's and snatch moon salmon from the air.

Signed

There's nowhere I can't reach.