[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Dammit, I was hoping to use the faggots as bait, too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Out of curiousity, what's inaccurate about mine, and what should I avoid using?

ahahahahaha ignore that

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think the new characters should make an interesting change to the group dynamic and not just because between them Skills and Acer are pretty much guaranteed to get everyone killed within days.

The two newcomers seem a lot harder to kill than Bob and Soggy but the group has less in the way of effective ranged attacks and no more Jedi mind tricks to solve puzzles. I'm looking forward to seeing how things develop.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo

I think the new characters should make an interesting change to the group dynamic and not just because between them Skills and Acer are pretty much guaranteed to get everyone killed within days.

The two newcomers seem a lot harder to kill than Bob and Soggy but the group has less in the way of effective ranged attacks and no more Jedi mind tricks to solve puzzles. I'm looking forward to seeing how things develop.

Personally I'm banking on the utility buff and a few of the ranged 5 or ranged 10 attacks. I'll just have to be really careful where I spend Cascade of Light.

I just noticed my initiative roll is 2.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

We both have healing powers, I have a ranged attack that explodes heads when I tell goblins I fucked their mom with a broom, and I fully plan on making inventions to overcome the missing ranged burst attacks you had, homey.

I think we'll be fine.

Too bad Zerg. =(

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh no, I wasn't suggesting you'll struggle without me, just that it'll be interesting to see what tactics you lot come up with and how many fights suddenly happen against archers hiding up walls in Pang's desperation to get me back to the top of the list again

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

meanwhile I'm looking forward to how many bits of enemies Acer will wind up eating.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo

how many fights suddenly happen against archers hiding up walls

Archers? Hell, all I need is anything with an initiative better than 2.

Gonna have some rough opening rounds I tell you what

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Game over. Acer wins.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

I think we'll be fine.

Too bad Zerg. =(

I'm sure the next few encounters will kill one of you, anyhow, no matter how well prepared you are.


Man, when can my archer [there'samoratoriumonhumanssoIdon'tknowwhatracetous e] will waltz right in!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You should go for an Orc or Goblin, Zerg. Then everyone could shun you and call you names until you managed to save all their lives and be a hero and really popular like in an American Teen movie.

Edit: Came here before reading the main thread, fucking hell Acer that's post of the year material.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I fear that without any dwarves around the group will never do anything besides make skill checks.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I actually thought about taking the initiative, but I didn't know if the cleric should be the one leading the party into battle.

I guess with our party the way it is, made up of so many rear-quarters fighters, it doesn't really matter.

How ya doing, buddy?

So, Pango.

Regarding uhhh...materials science.

Blacksmiths know iron. Easy enough.

They also know bronze, so tin and copper.

Do they know zinc, and subsequently brass?

This is in regards to later inventin'

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There are a handful of brass items in the Compendium, so I'd be inclined to say that brass is available.

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I stop reading for a few days and suddenly wham. Acer makes the post of the century.

Nice.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Skexis

I actually thought about taking the initiative, but I didn't know if the cleric should be the one leading the party into battle.

I guess with our party the way it is, made up of so many rear-quarters fighters, it doesn't really matter.

I was expecting a rather more bloodthirsty leadership battle actually but Skexis seems to have taken the role on with a minimum of fuss and got straight down to the important business of leading the others to almost certain death without doing any preparation work first.

It's like the spirits of the original horde are there, guiding him along. Don't forget that the best way to open strange doors is have whoever's wearing the least armour kick it in.

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I'll put myself back in character queue as well, I think. I haven't looked at the first page of this thread in a long time and I'm kind of like a kid in a candy store with all these ridiculous looking races.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

One day we need to either have an all kobold party or an all corgi party. =)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, Pang. I don't know if you added me back in when I died, but I'd appreciate being back in the queue.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

SKILLS, WHAT DOES "STAND BY" MEAN TO YOU

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IT DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN I STARTED

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well okay that's probably my fault but can you snip that post out and save it for later because violent doin's are about to transpire

FELIPE NO

Consider it done.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

For what it's worth Skills, I propped that post using my miraculous mod powers of communing with dead posts. The good ones always seem to die so young.

Jam it back in, in the dark.