[DnD] D&D thread of planning and discussing things so people can see how OCD we all are.

If we can't talk this thing down I say we knock it out. Looks like someone else has given it a bad day already so maybe we can get some info or help out of it. Or barring that we shove it through anything that looks like a trap.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ahahaha. Cette, I prop for worst two rolls ever directly following an angry kicking in of a door.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

66 damage in two attacks, fuck you Gargoyle.

I backed off a step, the idea being that if we open up a small gap it might start provoking opportunity attacks moving from one to another. Also so we can rotate in and out of melee range if this gets drawn out.

Actually, fuck that, I'll stay next to it so we're flanking it.

Edit: Chanic, I can't believe you actually have a bees attack. If your character doesn't make a quote from a Nic Cage or Edward Woodward film once every three posts or so I'm going to be most dissapointed.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The official documentation just says "stinging spirit insects," but The Wicker Man amuses me to no end, so bees it is. I'm not great with movie quotes, but I shall try not to disappoint.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

At some point, we will fight a bear.

We will then skin it.

Chanic's character will put it on.

Chariots of fire will play.

And in slow motion, he will run up and punch the nearest woman.

And then D&D will crush in on itself, since nothing so awesome can possibly happen again, thus breaking physics as we know it.

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Now the gargoyle's in the corridor we could always push it in that pit. I've got an at-will that pushes enemies one square and lets me shift through them too so I can get the right side of it. I've also got an Encounter left that knocks them two squares and leaves them prone.

Might as well use the terrain to our advantage, no? The thing's not even bloodied yet and after that initial onslaught, my per-round damage rate tails off pretty quick, although I guess only three of us actually hit him that round and we shouldn't expect to kill everything we fight in two rounds.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, I'm a pretty heavy hitting striker but that was a really bad set of rolls for me.

I vote we put him in that pit. He can fly, so he might not drop, though. Certainly have no problems getting out. If we can, I say we drag him to the open maw to nothingness and push him in there.

I've got a ranged nuke round coming up. Minor to attack with the crossbow and then a standard to belch dragon flame from the shotgun. Sneak attack on top of that. If he's not bloodied after this round, it may be time to panic.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, if you want him in the pit, I could use an immediate interrupt to push him closer to it, and then either send him in on my turn or let one of you guys do it. If you want to go for the maw of darkness, I can get around him and try to push him 4 squares on my turn, and then try to push him another 4 on my next turn.

Which would you rather?

FELIPE NO

I've got the same push two and prone that beefi does so if my rolls are maybea little less godawful this turn I can help move him. Or I can keep trying to tag him with my -2 defenses at will so everyone else can get more hits in. Either way.


Edit: SON OF A BITCH!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I vote for in the pit. He can fly but if the attack knocks him prone then he'll fall in and we can throw things at him.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Set and spike. High five, Shin!

That worked rather well. I've still got my two encounter powers with 4 push each left if we decide to go for the maw of darkness too.

Oh, and pay no mind to my post in the discussion thread, I was just apologizing to Pang for messing up the timeline by posting my immediate interrupt after a couple of other moves had already been made. Like I said I don't think it affected those two moves much since everything in them was misses, but I think he will have to sort out where to put Slim and Beefi, as they may be trying to occupy the same space now.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think that leaves me at F0 so we should be good there. Though now it's extra tragic that I can't roll for shit since that hit would have put him in the pit from this new position.

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If we've got any more ways to knock him prone we should just chuck him in the pit again. The fucker must have at least 100 more hp if he was only bloodied by my Brutal Slam attack.

How ya doing, buddy?

If we can shove him over the hole I'm willing to have you chunk me at him and try to grapple him out of mid air.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hahahaha, a flying suplex into a spiked pit would be the most epic thing ever. I was going to elbowdrop him off the edge if he hadn't got up but that's even better.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Alright then lets make it happen. Last time someone did the the fastball special it was both of their athletics combined so with us we can do it from 2 squares away with essentially no chance of failure. Though I will of course roll a two on my grapple check.

FELIPE NO

I have a through the roof acrobatics check, so if you guys fail, I'll do a flying dropkick on that motherfuckers.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Alright then it's now officially a WCW tag team match with an unconscious ref.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hang on, I'll get a chair.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I still have two encounter powers with 4 push each so if you guys wanna go for a pit slam I can certainly get him over the hole. Nothing I have knocks enemies prone though, so you guys would have to take care of that and/or come up with some mid air suplex.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Deni and Wvlf will have to whip that up for you if we're going to do it this turn. Though I see no reason we couldn't do it twice in a row.

Unless pangs willing to let us redact our current turns to replace them with something more awesome.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Nah, just push him in the pit I think but delay until after my go so my attack still hits (If you don't mind of course). Someone can still jump in with an elbow drop or we can save that for next round.

I was speaking idiomatically.

There's still time for that elbow drop.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If I delay until after Beefi's turn I'll be directly before the gargoyle, so it would just climb right back out of the pit on its turn. You sure you don't want to elbow drop it?

Edit: Also what the hell, that's three 1 damage rolls in a row now.

FELIPE NO

I went for the elbow drop rather than throwing Slim since he'd already taken a turn and missed his attack, thought it'd be a bit cheeky to redact that. If he jumps out again, I'm sure GFZ or Uxig can throw Slim far enough or he's as strong as Beefi isn't he so throw one of the others.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?