[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I only did a google search for "dnd vitality leech"

First result on the list ._.

(Compendium access expired yesterday).

FELIPE NO

I'm gutted that I found this too late for the last adventure.



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

On a rather unrelated note, I just found this and can't wait to try this out at the next opportunity




Source: Part 2:. Return to Moronic Monster Creek

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh dear god no.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Skills, if you're going to claim to insult this thing, I want to know what the hell Glock supposedly said to it to hurt its feelings. Damn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

He told it it was pretty.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Skills, if you're going to claim to insult this thing, I want to know what the hell Glock supposedly said to it to hurt its feelings. Damn.

I said I'd go out with it, but unfortunately I have robo-work in the robo-morning.

Or

"You could suck my dick with all those mouths at the same time and I still wouldn't be interested."

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll Days till Acer posts

Got three clarificatory questions:

1. From his current position, does Cal have line of sight to Mouther A? Does the wagon block the enemy in any way?

2. The augmenting whetstone confers +2 enchantment to item hit and damage. According to AV2, when using magical ammo, you can either use the bow's enchantment and lose the magic effects, or use the arrow enchantment to retain the effects. Since the whetstone confers the bonus on the bow, are magical ammo unable to benefit from whetstones?

3. Can Glock activate "Virtue of Cunning" on Gordok normally, or will the difficult terrain prevent the slide?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

1. From his current position, does Cal have line of sight to Mouther A? Does the wagon block the enemy in any way?

Line of sight yes, but Mouther A has superior cover from the wagon (nearly all the imaginary lines pass through the body of the wagon, and those that don't pass through the wheels).

The wagon blocks the enemy in precisely the way it blocks anybody else — it's a big wagon in the middle of the road. Wagons have physical mass. The internet has more information on the physical properties of wagons.

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Since the whetstone confers the bonus on the bow, are magical ammo unable to benefit from whetstones?

This would appear be to be the case!

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3. Can Glock activate "Virtue of Cunning" on Gordok normally, or will the difficult terrain prevent the slide?

It's forced movement, so it's unaffected by difficult terrain. Virtue of Cunning will work as normal.

FELIPE NO

Fair enough. I was actually expecting this kind of wagon when I bought it:



Imagine my pleasant surprise when you gave me something like this:





Now to convince my fellow adventurers to buy 1 horse each, so we all fight safely atop a steed.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The only reason you're "safe atop" your 36-HP, 1-surge steed is that you're practically watching the fight through binoculars.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Until the reinforcements from the south arrive...

How ya doing, buddy?

O noes

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Or until I kill the horse. There are many options.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

And just like the evaporating spined devils, the villagers collapse into a muck. This is very unfair, Moo thinks.

Wait. Is this implying you're still a minotaur...

riding a horse?

That's really weird.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yessir, as per avatar...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That's supposed to be a minotaur in your avatar? I thought it was a badly drawn Triceratops. or something.

How ya doing, buddy?

So, am I dazed for two rounds? D:

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No, it doesn't stack, it's just there so I know WHICH Mouther's turn you stop being dazed after since some of their attacks key on whether you're dazed or not.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Skills, if you're going to claim to insult this thing, I want to know what the hell Glock supposedly said to it to hurt its feelings. Damn.

And after all this, there totally wasn't any mention of the insult and how sad the mouther became.

(I was so much looking forward to how you'd write it up too...)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I was too busy crackin' up at your wonderful magical arrow that can slowly kill its target over a period of 6-8 weeks barring any high Endurance rolls.

That, and the mouthers require about 10 rolls each every damn turn so by the time I'm done with the crunchy numbers part of the post I'm ready for the 4-day break that waiting for Acer's turn affords me

Damn, the last time anybody caught a disease up in this bitch it was Argumentus. I gotta fix that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Man, fuck filth fever.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I was too busy crackin' up at your wonderful magical arrow that can slowly kill its target over a period of 6-8 weeks barring any high Endurance rolls.

(snip)

Damn, the last time anybody caught a disease up in this bitch it was Argumentus. I gotta fix that.

Well, the knowledge check for Gnasc implied his self-destructing cudgel has some kind of disease rider attached to it. Had Gordy not killed him before he could do anything to us in melee...

Aw, so the arrows have no tactical use. Is okay, I can see strategic use for it (blackmail or assassination hr hr hr)

Since I'm too lazy to look it up in the sourcebooks, and I don't have compendium access, gimme stats for the disease please

I was speaking idiomatically.

Filth Fever

Level 3 Disease

Endurance stable DC 16, improve DC 21

The target is cured.

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Initial Effect: The target loses 1 healing surge.

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The target takes a –2 penalty to AC, Fortitude defense, and Reflex defense.

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Final Effect: The target takes a –2 penalty to AC, Fortitude defense, and Reflex defense. The target loses all healing surges and cannot regain hit points.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FYI Pang, we're modifying the turn Order to: Glock, Gheth, Garr, Gordok, Cal

FELIPE NO