[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Before we leave, I wanna see the shopping lists in the Seven-Pillared Hall, in case they got stuff that Freeport doesn't

Cal's feeling a little jealous, being the only one who exited the Horned Hold without buying/finding some nice magical trinket.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I totally expected Cal to be enthused about wearing a gory eyeball on his neck

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Cal prefers to collect his own specimens. Kord knows where those eyes have been, seeing as how it belonged to Gnasc

And on a totally metagaming basis, Gheth will get into situations where enemies have combat advantage against him a lot more frequently than Cal probably will. Plus I prefer the +5 poison resistance!

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by a lurker

Pang totally should've named them the Unicorn or Teddybear company

it's the only way to make this more embarrassing

sissies

I would think you'd be the last person to suggest making a stand and hoping for the best. -_o

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll be damned if I'm gonna be the only person who dies because of someone else's bad decision KNKWZRD

YOUR GLORIOUS BEARD WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM MY ETERNAL WRATH

FELIPE NO

As for leveling up, here's my choices:

Feat: Weapon Expertise- Spear
Power: Bastion of Health
Retrain: Cascade of Light --> Moment of Glory

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Cal's Level Up Choices:

Retrain: Split the Tree --> Guardian Arrow
Feat: Mark of Making
Power: Weave through the Fray

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alright, so. If I don't hear something in regards to Garrmondo and Gordok's level up by Tuesday I'm just going to start taking suggestions from the peanut gallery. Maybe Garrmondo would make an excellent multiclass psion! Maybe Gordok should specialize in boomerangs! The possibilities are endless!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/too...der/DDI_CB.exe

Then when it asks for credentials you just plug in the email/password I PMed to you guys, after which it should update your Builder to the newest (January) version. You'll know it worked if you have Artificer available as an option for a Hybrid class, since that was just added.

You did get the PM right? Everybody but Zerg should have received one since he bought his own access for a month. If the CD-Swap is any indication the PM system is buggy as hell lately though.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by a lurker

I'll be damned if I'm gonna be the only person who dies because of someone else's bad decision KNKWZRD

YOUR GLORIOUS BEARD WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM MY ETERNAL WRATH

You're the only person Pang's actually killed so far aren't you? Everyone else has retired or been killed by Skills.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shin

You're the only person Pang's actually killed so far aren't you? Everyone else has retired or been killed by Skills.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what are you trying to do, shin

do you realize what it is you're doing

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a lurker

I'll be damned if I'm gonna be the only person who dies because of someone else's bad decision KNKWZRD

YOUR GLORIOUS BEARD WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM MY ETERNAL WRATH

Someone was going to shoot a fireball into that room sooner or later.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shin

You're the only person Pang's actually killed so far aren't you? Everyone else has retired or been killed by Skills.

Functionally, everyone except me voluntarily retired. Though not for lack of trying, based on that last fight.

FELIPE NO

I'm not sure I'd call what happened to Gabe "Voluntary".

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Probably I should start being more of a hardass about the No Dawdling rule, Acer's probably left his three strikes in the dust a while back.

How ya doing, buddy?

Or throw more killer spiders at the group.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Don't kill the only good and decent part of G-unit

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shin

I'm not sure I'd call what happened to Gabe "Voluntary".

All over some bitch I don't even like anymore.

Life is a bitch.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If you stuck around you'd be the fifth member of G-Unit.

You know, just rubbing salt into them wounds.

I was speaking idiomatically.

This would result in a party that is 60% healers, an event which would necessitate me running 8 fights in a row involving cliffs coated in slippery ice. And guys with really long sticks that did nothing but try to push you off the cliff.

edit: when I think about it Motsognir/Gabe/Brigid technically made three healers but unlike Soggy Glock is actually kind of good at his job

Originally Posted by Shin

Or throw more killer spiders at the group.

Ha ha ha ha ha, "or".

At least 3 of the 10 adventures choices this go-round will involve angry spiders at some point. You can't beat the classics.

(Queue Zerg constantly speculating about where the spiders might be)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

edit: when I think about it Motsognir/Gabe/Brigid technically made three healers but unlike Soggy Glock is actually kind of good at his job

My job was to traipse around caves hitting things with an ax. I did it pretty well, mister.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Alright, so. If I don't hear something in regards to Garrmondo and Gordok's level up by Tuesday I'm just going to start taking suggestions from the peanut gallery. Maybe Garrmondo would make an excellent multiclass psion! Maybe Gordok should specialize in boomerangs! The possibilities are endless!

I'm hardly an impartial member of the peanut gallery, but here's what I think Gordok might choose!

Power: FAST HANDS (Skill Lvl 2)
Feat: MOUNTED COMBAT

Cuz I think the little bear should be riding on top of a bigger one!

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How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Totally don't know why I'm getting a character load failure on my end!

Because there's a bug in the current iteration of the Builder involving hybrid characters which are granted powers by an item they're wielding, probably. Did you give him the new wand? If you did, that's probably what's causing it.

Have fun starting over!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Blarg, the bug's that specific? I've already started over twice! Bet you got hit with it real good too

Anyhow, I went ahead and re-uploaded a new version of the file. Took 2 minutes of hacking away anything containing "Hellish Rebuke" in the XML file using Wordpad. It seems to load fine now...

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Alright, so. If I don't hear something in regards to (...) Gordok's level up by Tuesday I'm just going to start taking suggestions from the peanut gallery.

Oh, look what day it is.

I'll take suggestions until midnight tonight and then implement whichever one is silliest.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.