[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

It's essentially just a hand crossbow that loads with Alchemist's Fire instead of bolts, and that's how I intend to treat it.

Range 10 squares, area burst 1 (3x3 squares). 1d6 fire damage (half damage on a miss).

In the event that you don't have time to light it, an oil splatter on the floor can conveniently duplicate the effects of a Grease spell.

^^^ and yeah, being all oily would tend to give one a vulnerability to fire I suppose

I was speaking idiomatically.

Quite, skex. I figure we have magic fire sources if I can't spend a round lighting several of the things beforehand. A round only lasts several seconds and the wicks are long enough to last from one to the next.

It's one of those improvise as I go things. No rain, nigga. No rain.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Really, all he has to do is get the enemy all oiled up for Bob and Soggy to light hump all over.

Fixed.

FELIPE NO

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Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

if LeHah and Acer haven't chosen their powers and cast their votes by tomorrow I'll do it for them

YUP. ALL UNUSED VOTES GO INTO THE CAKE RESCUE. YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS BUT NOW YOUR DESTINY IS CAKE

On another minor note, now that Soggy has a magic throwing hammer I should point out that magic throwing weapons automatically return to their wielder Mjolnir-style, so there's no need to go fetch the damn thing before you can throw it again anymore.

Also I'm going to go ahead and ditch the "1 Daily Item Power A Day" thing, none of the powers are really strong enough to justify that shit and it mostly results in stuff not ever getting used. From now on each of the Daily Item Powers will just be one-use-each-daily just like your Daily class abilities. So, you know, actually use them sometime

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Can these magic boomerang weapons hit shit on the way back?

Aka if I have an immediate interupt power that moves me, and soggy throws his shit, can it bean me in the noggin on the return flight?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, it returns to your hand in the same turn that you throw it, so it would be fairly difficult for anyone to jump in the way. Even if they DID, it wouldn't matter much since friendlies are assumed not to act as obstructions. Shit would pass through you like you weren't even there, dogg.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Also I'm going to go ahead and ditch the "1 Daily Item Power A Day" thing, none of the powers are really strong enough to justify that shit and it mostly results in stuff not ever getting used. From now on each of the Daily Item Powers will just be one-use-each-daily just like your Daily class abilities. So, you know, actually use them sometime

That shit bugged the crap out of me, if I knew you would be amenable to changing it I would've said something.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, I think I've made a comment about that silly rule the last three times I've used an item power. It's a real deterrent to getting new magic gear if you know you can hardly ever use any of the associated powers, especially when potions start counting as daily powers.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

God dammit knk.

I was slowly walking forward to get into range to grease spell him with the oil launcher, so he'd FALL DOWN AND NOT SHOOT THE CAKE.

You asshole.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Getting greasy in and of itself doesn't make an orc fall over. He'd still have to take a step, which is something he doesn't have to do to fire a crossbow.

If anybody was actually interested in retrieving this cake, we'd already have magic'd it over.

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I was under the impression that you have to make a reflex save when you're hit with the spell initially and every round spent in the affected area after that yet.

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I can't wait for Garrmondo to meet Skillsmeister. It will be a legendary bromance.

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My robot's crotchpipe will be Garr's object of affection.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Perhaps tying off to something stable in the area might be safer than trusting in the caring nature of the horde. "Ah, a hydra's got him, and the delicious cake!" "I let go"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Garr

it just seems kind of a dick move to keep sending in the guy least capable of taking damage into potential danger.

It's that kind of hilarious group dynamic that makes our adventures so much fun though!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

As much as I am enjoying playing this, I honestly think that (for continued reasons unknown) my User CP not always updating is impeding the progress of the game.

If you guys want to remove me, I won't take offense.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You can always subscribe to the game thread and tell it to e-mail you any updates...

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(shrug) If you can be bothered to be apologetic about it, I don't think anyone will be offended by any delays you cause.

The problem, Zerg, is that if he's relying on thread subscriptions for alerts, he wouldn't even know the cake thread existed.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Pang, can I have Sleep, Icy Grasp and Shield turned on for today please? I think this only represents a change in the utility spell. I shall rely on my trusty meat shields for protection rather than being fleet of foot for today!

FELIPE NO

I looked at LeHah's account and I don't see anything interesting that has been added to it. Maybe it has something to do with your browser. =I

Anyway, looking forward to the frog monster to pop out and eat me. =)

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I was going to make a few gay innuendo jokes about dwarf tossing but I figured the way we've been rolling dice lately it'd be safer to throw the lightest party member over. Also as a halfling you're the expert on cake I'd have thought.

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Yeah. Soggy, of all folks, is probably used to a burning sensation every time he deals with thick and sticky goo. Take his advice.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

god dammit you guys

(8:09:57 PM) AcerBanditGFF: i wonder how they'll think of removing the sticky stuff =o
(8:10:16 PM) Pang: Probably fire. It is always fire with these people ;_;
(8:10:21 PM) AcerBanditGFF: lol
(8:11:47 PM) AcerBanditGFF: looool knk
(8:11:47 PM) Pang: FUCKING KNEW IT
(8:11:52 PM) AcerBanditGFF: ='D

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

In all fairness, I'm just asking for an opinion at this point. I haven't set anything on fire yet.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Just hack through the legs of the table and take the whole lot back. You only need to bring back the cake whole, it doesn't say anything about extras, right?

I was speaking idiomatically.