[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Green dragons have acid breath

Your dragonborn has ice breath

Therefore your dragonborn is descended from either blue or silver dragons (silver probably what with being good-aligned)

and would therefore not be green

VERISIMILITUDE

Would you like to play instead

Maybe I am just too awesome for your skin rules.






actually I don't care, I just want to contribute something besides commentary

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It would be cool if the party, (much?) later on, found Gabe's skull somehow.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Shin

before picking up the dog statue and helping myself to some of his trail rations and his rope.

No dice. That was the only thing I used up when I sent him off.

How ya doing, buddy?

I already have way more rope than the group will probably ever need, if it matters.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Gordok of Zark - GFF D&D Wiki

God help you all

FELIPE NO

I guess that obsoletes Bob.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't see how an ersatz combination of three previously-unused classes obsoletes anybody

Jam it back in, in the dark.

And I'm not going to fall madly in love with anyone shorter than I am.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hmm so he's a bard? I looked at Druid/Warlock and thought, aha, Bob's obsoleted!

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Originally Posted by a lurker

It would be cool if the party, (much?) later on, found Gabe's skull somehow.

Could they call him BOB?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Why not call Scary Bob's skull BOB

I was speaking idiomatically.

Because Deni's the one who's all Monkey Island.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I assure you

I have a plan in place for each of your lovely, precious skulls

FELIPE NO

wvlf, are you referring to Murray?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Murray is the real tragedy in this loss.

No, I take it back. My PALADIN dying fucking days before I got my hands on Divine Handbook is the tragedy.

So that and Murray, I guess.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Next time you'll think twice before having commitments outside of the internet.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It's my own fault, really. Having a life, it'll just ruin role playing on the internet. (My Ranger at my weekly game is doing fine, by the way. Me and one of my friends have been lying to people and saying we play baseball on Sunday nights. Protip: There is no baseball, only goblin murder.)

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Originally Posted by AcerBandit

wvlf, are you referring to Murray?

Deni already got to it, but yes. I'm referring to the one line of dialogue in Murray's introduction that I will always remember. I can't decide if it's a pun, or a reference to Killer BOB from Twin Peaks. Since his name is written in all caps.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I used Murray as a gravestone already. When Acer turns into a bear, is it a really small bear? Also, I like how some of his rituals are actually useful.

Bob's mastery of the elements and necromancy mean he's still as useful as he ever was thankyou very much, that and the jedi mind tricks.

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by Denicalis

It's my own fault, really. Having a life, it'll just ruin role playing on the internet. (My Ranger at my weekly game is doing fine, by the way. Me and one of my friends have been lying to people and saying we play baseball on Sunday nights. Protip: There is no baseball, only goblin murder.)

Oh but we're chopped liver are we.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shin

I used Murray as a gravestone already. When Acer turns into a bear, is it a really small bear?

Yeah, druids stay the same size when they assume beast form which is why I went with "badger" initially instead of trying to explain a bear expelling a smaller bear like some kind of horrifying matryoshka doll.

FELIPE NO

I'd buy that doll. I'd have so many bears. So many!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Then you could channel those bears for SHAMANISTIC FUN.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by a lurker

Oh but we're chopped liver are we.

You're sexy chopped liver, if it helps.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Garr

Judging from his first post controlling my character, I feel safe knowing that he's in good hands.

Really?

Really?

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