[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Is the new lookout in the crow's nest or by the wheel or what?

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Lookout's in the nest, captain's at the wheel.

Happy 1st Anniversary, GFF D&D!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It has been a glorious year. I look forward to more adventures. =)

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Happy birthday magic missilers! Here's to many more years of e-roleplaying characters too dumb to let go of a weapon before climbing a ladder, but somehow managing to do it anyway.



There's nowhere I can't reach.

One year and you only managed to kill one player? Pfft.

I suppose Deni's proposed ShadowRun campaign would have resulted in deadlier adventures, too bad he gave up on it.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Bob's going to end up overboard, I can see it already.

Can't we have a pub quiz instead?



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With how the dice roller is treating the Horde, they may all be feeding the fishes.

You have been killed by a Reef. Do you want your possessions identified?

You were chaotically aligned.
You were extremely lucky.
You could teleport.
You caused conflict.

I was speaking idiomatically.

My rolls are both fine after adding my skill bonuses, fyi.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

One year and you only managed to kill one player? Pfft.

Well henceforth I'll be using lurker's suggestion to withhold any deus ex machinas until somebody's already been killed, so the murder train should be picking up speed very shortly.

I hope everyone realizes the pirate battle was intentionally easy to let LeHah get his feet wet, so don't expect any more cannons to be left lying around for your convenience.

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While I appreciate the "help", my problem is more in unlearning the 2nd Edition rules and trying to figure out this 4th edition shit. I tried reading it and my mind still defaults to the old system. (This is also why Ive never bothered to play the WotC Star Wars game)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Fucking.




HILARIOUS.



In that "god, I hope EVERYBODY doesn't die, it'd be nice to play with SOME of these characters by the time my turn comes around" way.


Oh, and in that "wow, they just keep gettin' kilt by the stupidest things" way.

Also, WotC Star Wars is retarded for those of us who learned D6.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I did only fail one of my rolls. Admittedly it was the more important one.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Maybe if you're lucky Pang will float your bloated corpses to the nearest island where some freaky voodoo witch doctor will bring you back to life minus one level.

Seriously, way to roll those dice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Skills, while Deni had not kept us waiting anywhere near 48 hours I have accepted your post as canon on the basis that it's massively hilarious


I am a malicious DM yes but killing people in a skill challenge, really? It's a boat, not the motherfuckin' Tomb of Horrors.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pang, the dice are speaking.

I was speaking idiomatically.

ATTENTION:

PERCEPTION IS FOR LOOKING AT THINGS

INSIGHT IS FOR BEIN' SUSPICIOUS AT PEOPLE

JUST BECAUSE THE WORD "SIGHT" IS IN THERE DOES NOT MEAN YOU USE YOUR EYEBALLS

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ah, I see. I thought it meant like gaining general insight into the situation at hand no matter what whilst perception was for spotting traps and shit.

I hope everyone's remembering that Bob's mere presence improves their own perceptive skills so don't be afraid to test them!

Also, if one person has tested a skill, can someone else check the same one? I mean, can Bob use history as Soggy already has?

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Originally Posted by Shin

Also, if one person has tested a skill, can someone else check the same one? I mean, can Bob use history as Soggy already has?

Sure, Bob can use History. It's just that Soggy can't use it again.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Cool. As it is, Bob could have backflipped over a dragon and accurately sexed it in the same manouver with those rolls.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You know, if Skills wants to ride my nuts so bad, he's free to take his mouth off Rat's long enough to give mine a shot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Gabe thinks those waves are mighty suspicious. They might be lying to him.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah I don't want to harp on it but you want to describe your knowledge of the ocean the Nature skill is right there.

Anyway this post is mostly just an FYI that I'm probably going to mostly be away from the PC from Tuesday morning until Friday evening, so as a homework assignment I'd like you all to read pages 179-189 of the Player's Handbook.

I think it might help!

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So I like how the wand of Magic Missile allows the enemy wizard to cast it as much as she wishes, but when Bob gets his grubby paws on it, it only allows him an encounter power.

The man always keeping the Player Character down...

How ya doing, buddy?

The enemy wizard already had Magic Missile as an innate power. I just gave her the wand so she could push people off the boat. In theory. If she had ever hit anyone with the damn thing.

Besides, NPCs and their equipment always turn to garbage once they've joined the player party (The Magus Principle).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Fuck yeah the Magus principle. 6666 hp knocked down to, like, 66.

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