[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Any chance of getting a brain-room map, Pang? I really don't want to look through the last however-many pages of battle posts to find a half-map of the room we're in.

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Why naturally, although there isn't that much to see since I pretty much had all the room dressing charge out the door.

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Incidentally I'm still waiting on Gabe's background before I add them into the wikis if anyone wondered

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So we're set on depopulating the rest of the crypt before we fight the vampire then?

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm just set on finding out if the folks behind door number one are friendlies or not.

I guess we'll probably kill them regardless so not sure if it really matters.

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Originally Posted by Shin

So we're set on depopulating the rest of the crypt before we fight the vampire then?

Well, now I'm curious as to where you thought it was.

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I thought it was behind the door with the scratching noises that you said not to open because it might be nice to give Garr a bit of fighting practice before we fought the vampire.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ah, yes. That would have just ended up in the same place but without an extra fight in the middle.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

OIC.

In which case, is there much point to chatting other than exposition? I mean, clearly we're going to kill the dude and as a group, we tend to struggle with the negotiating side of things.

I suppose we should probably try to convince the lady and the ghost not to attack us. We might also want to try and disable the dragons before the fight starts.

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Ha ha, I've got a plan. If we can't persuade the woman to turn on the vampire through our superior conversation skills, I could always down the potion of mimicry I have so I look like him and use ghost sound to mimic his voice and just plain tell her to attack him.

It would prove an amusing use of random crap we've found if nothing else.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

May as well assume Garrmondo knows what everyone else knows. For practical purposes we assume a policy of party-wide telepathy. Argumentus just bashed down a door because of a conversation that only Bob would have heard, after all.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Monsieur Garr, your plan, while well-conceived, has a fatal flaw.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

"Good doing business with you", says the Reaper. Strolling into the north chamber, he heaves the webbed bundles onto his shoulders.

"As for you, clever dwarf, I expect I'll be in touch. We always have a place in our organization for those who know when the end justifies the means."

He gives a curt nod, and vanishes.

"Well, that was peculiar", Jane remarks. "All that fuss over a couple of laundry sacks?

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I like Shin's idea. Let's make two vampires and play games.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Von Versteckt would only order Lissa to stun them both for the good of the ship.

Still waitin' on that background Deni

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Does Lissa have an obsession with destroying plates?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Still waitin' on that background Deni

Two days, right? Fuck it. I got this.

BIRTH: Cursed

Embarrassed after having been knocked up by a drunk cousin of hers at an underground house party, and with the somber knowledge that she was one nasty woman, even for a dwarf, Mrs. Sledgehammer knew that her upcoming baby was going to have some serious case of the uglies. Every priest the child was taken to after it's birth considered it an affront to their God, and it was cast away as a heathen.

GEOGRAPHY: Tundra

After trying to feed it to various animals, none of which were dumb enough to take the bait, Mrs. Sledgehammer just threw her tiny hairy son into the nearest implement she could find that would quickly get rid of him.



Unluckily for the intelligent races of the world, he survived the subsequent landing in the far north, in a region called Saskatchewinia. When the kind locals found him, they pitied his hideousness and decided to let him live with the local blind man, so he would have company but not cause anyone physical anguish upon viewing him.

SOCIETY: Poor

Despite his physical appearance, Gabe found himself interested in a dude named Kord, which he read about in a book. Why the blind guy HAD printed books, he wouldn't ever learn, but he did soon find out that working for the guy meant he didn't have to sit around doing nothing, and he wasn't going to be judged for his hideous appearance. Win-win for Gabe.

Plus, being dirt fucking poor didn't give him many other choices. It's not like there was a lot to do in Saskatchewinia besides freeze to death and grow wheat during the brief two weeks of summer the region experiences every year.

So off to Kord Camp he went, and the rest is history.

Background ability: +2 Intimidate, since he's a scary looking motherfucker.

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Yeah, we're gonna ignore Skills (although: Hilarious. Also: Nice new av/sig.) and I'll up it for you tomorrow afternoon.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Fuck no, rules are rules.

Besides, you use intimidate a lot. This is a bonus to your play style!

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While that is an apt biography for Gabe, there's something missing. If he was indeed abandoned as a baby, and nobody knew from whence he came, why would he know the last name of his forebears (Sledgehammer) and adopt it for himself?

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Because it was stitched into his dwarven diapers.

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I had always just assumed Gabe to be a foundling, discovered by his inebriated foster parents on their way back from a bardic performance.

They weren't especially creative people.

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You do know that friendlies don't block your movement, right knk?

I was speaking idiomatically.

His speed's only 5 though Pang, I don't think he's fast enough to get past everyone in one move is he? Still, delaying until we all got out of the way might be a better option than just doing nothing.

Edit: If he can move diagonally round the corner as one square, he can make it to Von Trap actually.

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I'm a retard. Edited accordingly.

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What happens when one is "restrained"?

Can I just not walk around? Do I still have actions?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

For the duration of the restraint:

✦ You grant combat advantage.
✦ You’re immobilized (no move actions)
✦ You can’t be forced to move by a pull, a push, or a
slide.
✦ You take a –2 penalty to attack rolls.

So, good time for that Scorching Burst, basically

How ya doing, buddy?

Before we go on, I feel it's important to mention that Scary Bob has total pancake ass and is not shapely at all, unless you feel 'board' is a shape.

Carry on with your bad selves.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I guess it would have been right at eye level for you, huh

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