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So I'm pretty stupid some times. I like to watch Mixed Martial Arts, so I frequent news sites for the sport to find out about future events, what's happening with my favorite fighters, etc... But I'm really stupid. I tend to go to the news sites the day of events and then I end up accidentally reading the fight spoilers in the headlines. It's a curse that I have.

Does anybody else end up always accidentally reading spoilers? Are you the type that actively seeks out spoilers because you like to know what's going to happen before it happens?

Discuss.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll be honest: when I see that button, it just WANTS to be clicked. I desire it. I need it.

;_;

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm avoiding all Kingdom Hearts II, ICO, Shadow of the Colossus and Final Fantasy XII-related spoilers as hard as I can.

There's an easier way, and it's called not using the internet. Of course this makes games twice as hard, but at least you're getting more value for money that way.

How ya doing, buddy?

I open them, and take a quick look into it. If I think it'll ruin my game, I'll close it again.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I generally read all the spoilers for things that I'm not playing/reading/watching, mainly to see if I should be.
Like Grawl, I'll still read the spoilers for the things I'm playing/reading/watching, but if I think that they'll ruin some part of it, I'll stop reading it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I remember reading the spoiler for the most recent Harry potter book. That sucked man.

Also an aquaintance of mine has a theory:

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He says that Dumbledore never died, that it was in fact Peter Petigrew. This being that he reasons snap using the controlling curse on Petigrew. He was told to act just like Dumbledore and he used the Polyjuice potion. Not only that but when the tower scene happened, Dumbledore was pleading because when he was around Snape, he was normal. And that is why Dumbledore begged for his life.

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Oh wow, that HP theory gave me incredible hope

If I leave spoiler buttons unclicked or don't scroll down to read them, then bad things happen. Unfortunately, my impulse to click spoiler topics for games that I haven't beaten has spoiled my view due to impatience.
eg. I thought I would never beat Disgaea last year, so I read a spoiler topic and the whole time I played after that I thought:

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All right, so how are they going to reveal that MidBoss is Laharl's father? It would make sense when you look at the Seraph's mystery discussions, but after even reading the Ending faq, it implies that they only hint at it in the good ending.

FELIPE NO

Dumbledore is a douchebag.

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I love spoilers, most of the time. But I didn't want to know that Pyramid Head is tearing a woman's flesh off in that one shot in the trailer.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I try to avoid them whenever possible. On this forum, I don't open spoilers in topics I know I'm not familiar with. As for other cases, I generally stay away from reading about anything I don't want spoiled.

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I usually end up reading spoilers on purpose, even though I really would have rather found out on my own at some later time. I keep telling myself that I'm not going to spoil {insert game or show here}, but that doesn't work most of the time.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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So you didn't click on this?

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Really?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The Usual Suspects:

There was no Kaizer Soze.

Fight Club:

There was no Jack.

Primal Fear:

There was no Aaron Stampler.

Everyday life:

There is no god.

Seriously guys... Get over it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The Final Digit of PI:

Like hell would I know, I was hoping you could tell me. Anyways spoilers are spoilers and the can't resist being read.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Now, spoilers I can't resist! Especially if it's something I'm playing/watching/reading at the time...it doesn't seem to spoil my enjoyment knowing whats going to happen and I'm not too sure why!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I clicked on a Rozen Maiden Traumend spoiler the other day and I was pissed. Might not have been true though. I'm trying to put it out of my mind as best I can.

Also

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mixed martial arts FTW.

FELIPE NO

NSFW:

I'm warning you

lollin'

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm pretty untempted by most spoilers, even if it's something I really am excited about. If I don't want to know, I hate finding out, so I take steps.

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And God really does exist, and he's very powerful!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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I click on most spoilers just because people often use them for jokes rather than things that I shouldn't read. Besides I play/watch very few things that would actually warrent me not opening the spoilers.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Sometimes I click spoilers becuase its from a subject of interest. The problem is that people don't specify their spoilers. Sure they say "Oh, about FFX *spoiler*"
but its better to say which part they are talking about or if its from an anime or any other series to specify an episode.
When I do click them I make sure to cover whatever I didn't read so that I stay spoiler free for the most part.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Jan

I clicked on a Rozen Maiden Traumend spoiler the other day and I was pissed. Might not have been true though. I'm trying to put it out of my mind as best I can.

Also

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mixed martial arts FTW.

Then why didn'y you contribute to my GFF MMA thread? It died with me as the only poster.

Pride Bushido 10 Main Event Spoiler

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Gomi got choked out in round 1! I was sad.

How ya doing, buddy?

Spoilers pretty much ruin the whole deal for me. Some jerk intentionally posted an FF12 spoiler publically, and now it's gonna be in the back of my mind the entire game. Same with Aeris.

There's a lot of stuff that I'm glad was never spoiled for me though. Like Star Wars ESB (yes, I'm serious, it was awesome). And Metal Gear Solid. That was before I started anticipating plot twists in video games, so it completely threw me off...

I was speaking idiomatically.

I really can't help by click on the spoilers because I always want to know what it says cause I'm curious. That's why I stir clear of some threads because I can't help but click on the spoilers and read what it says - I just feel like I'm missing something cool/important that I must check out.

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*Shrug*

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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I swear to God if someone spoils any major FFXII stuff for me I'd be fucking pissed. I really didn't bother much with anything to do with FFXII until I started seeing the reviews and such with the March 16 Japanese release date. I'm sorry that I'm hyped. ;_;

Now this is almost a double edged sword that I want to know as much general information about FFXII so I check up with the thread already made in the RPG forum, but at the same time fear the spoilers. Thank God someone made a seperate spoiler zone thread. Props.

Oh yeah, about FFVII:

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SOMEBODY DIES, BUT I CAN'T SAY WHO

How ya doing, buddy?

I accidentally read a spoiler from the season finale of the Shield. I was not best pleased I can tell you.

How ya doing, buddy?